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UPDATE: I am going to be doing a contest with this list. Based on my list of things I watch, the first person to be able to guess my gender, age and what part of the world I am from will win a prize (that is actually worth money)! Type it in to the comments below, first person to answer correctly wins!
Geisha vs ninja (2008)
In the 900 plus movies I've seen in my life (yeah i know, its a lot), this is by far the worst piece of garbage ever.
I need to preface this by saying i love cheesy kung fu movies especially from back in the day (Shaolin vs. Manchu is a classic). I also wasn't expecting a good plot, acting, script, filming or effects, but this is just ridiculous. I have never seen a worse movie in my life (check my movies I've seen a lot)Everything is awful and the fight scenes just don't make sense. You can have someone in an arm bar for example and then there's a quick cut scene and the other person is 30 meters away from them. Its just unenjoyable. Most great cheesy kung fu movies were great because of the era they were created in. The movie fan has changed a lot and this just doesn't work. The fight scenes just don't make sense. Watch until about 25 min in and see if im wrong. You want to watch a movie for fighting where the story is secondary? Watch any Tony Jaa film or go to best buy and pick up a 10 pack of old kung fu flicks for 30 bucks. All copies of this should be burned. oh yeah and this is the only movie I've given a 1 to