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Racket Girls (1951)
Painful
Man. What a terrible movie. Ugh. Even with the MST3K riffs. People who claim "Manos" is the worst movie ever really need to watch this. It is on par with "Starfighters" as the most boring episode, mixed with LONG sections of boring wrestling, mixed with butter-faced women and their attempt at what can only be described as retro-soft porn. Avoid at all costs. If you must watch make sure it is the Mystery Science version. I would watch "Manos" 20 times before watching this excrement again.
And 1951? With the "editing" and everything else in this movie, it feels like one of those early, silent, turn-of-the-century films. But those would defiantly be better.
Starhunter (2000)
Fear the future!
Fear it, as it is filled with bad acting, weak story lines, cheesy special (veerryy special) effects, and atrocious dialog. At least this portrayal of the future depicts it as such.
I decided to give it a chance but I just can't. It hurts to watch. Too bad MST3K isn't around when you need it... The main "bounty hunter" is devoid of character. He seems to always get in trouble and need to be rescued. The hologram is downright annoying, and the dark haired "Tanya Allen" isn't much fun either.
Please take the money you would have spent on this series and use it instead to purchase "Firefly". You will not be disappointed. (I, however, miss my 20 bucks very much...) On the plus side the future seems to have a hot redhead (the best actress in the group) but "Firefly"s depiction of the future has one as well. Please make the right decision!