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The Creator (2023)
5/10
Surprisingly underwhelming
29 September 2023
Warning: Spoilers
I had really high hopes when I walked into the theater; midway through the show I was struggling to keep myself awake. The only surprising part of the show, (SPOILER) seeing that it's a Hollywood movie, was that the bad guys were the American military and the good guys were the (unspecified, but strongly hinted to be China) East Asian robots and people (although a bunch of them had Indian faces and spoke Hindi) and that one American person.

So, what's good about the movie? Ummm... some CGI images. Maybe.

What's bad? Let's start with the storyline. Entirely predictable. Even the twist, about who the creator is, can be seen coming from a mile away. I could not feel - and I tried, really - any emotional attachment with any of the characters. I just couldn't care less if they lived or died. And the robots! The only way I could tell they were robots was because they had a hole in their head! Everything else was entirely human. Same bad aim when shooting, same human emotions, same habits of eating and drinking as human soldier buddies.

And don't even talk about the AI. First of all, it should be AGI, not an AI. Second, the whole deal with AGI is that they have all the world's knowledge at their fingertips and can analyze and synthesize info at lightening speed, giving them the ability to come up with better solutions to problems. This AI, however, is even worse than ChatGPT. There's actually no AI at all anywhere to be seen in the movie. The only thing that the supposedly super-AI child can do is fold his hands in a namaste like form and turn power on and off. Remotely. Without accessing any power grid or electronic system. It's like magic!

The dialogues, what of it there is, is very rudimentary. "What would you like, AI child?" "FREEDOM FOR ALL!" "Oh, we don't have that in the fridge. Would icecream do for you?" Enthusiastic nodding by the child, "yes!" Me, slapping my hands on my forehead, "Gack!"

And, finally, how is it that that humongous low altitude American space ship is allowed to hang over the East Asian country (China? Singapore? Indonesia?) for years with no one having tried to shoot it down?

Tl;dr worst 20 bucks spent on a movie ticket in recent memory.
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Foundation (2021– )
6/10
I'd Stop Watching If Not For Asimov's Name
17 October 2021
This show has butchered Asimov's whole concept of what Foundation was and how it was supposed to deal with the uncertainties of the future with virtually no military resources in hand. This version has just turned into a typical, cliched, second rate sci-fi show where every dispute needs to be solved by the use of guns and martial arts type hand-to-hand combat.
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7/10
A bit derivative...
18 July 2021
... of Tarantino and John Wick movies, not as witty, but not too bad either. Plus, it's Netflix and so you've already paid for it. Gather a few friends, make a few gallons of popcorn, and watch/make fun of it. You'll have a good time.
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5/10
A complete disappointment
10 April 2020
Before starting the movie I was intrigued by its possibilities but, once begun, I could barely last through half of this movie. Forced "comic" situations, bad acting, worse dialogues and an absolute lack of spark between the actors made it an absolute drag to watch.
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Lovefucked (2018)
3/10
Misogyny disguised as intellectualism (SPOILERS)
22 September 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Didn't get anything positive out of this movie.

Great acting, good direction. However, I feel that the writers intended to make the audience think about the pretenses of the modern society and the double speak of the politicians but all I took from the movie was that the man took the worst characteristics of the society as permission to be a bad man himself. At the end, after he had hit her and raped her, he sobs "I'm not a bad guy!" with a subtext of "it's how the society is so take this as a lesson and learn to deal with it." No, thank you. Society has its faults but that doesn't mean that you get to be bad and I have to accept it.
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Helix (2014–2015)
6/10
Promising Start but a Looong Way Below the Level of "Alien"
15 January 2014
It has a promising start but there is a long way to go before the series will even approach the quality of classic Scifi like "Alien". As everyone already knows, CDC is brought in to investigate a viral outbreak in a science camp in Antarctica. There are some secret experiments going on which may not be strictly legal in nature. The questions are (1) who knew about these (maybe) illegal experiments? (2) Is the government/army involved? And (3) who will be the bad guy of the series?

My concern is with the production value of the series. When I watch Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad or House of Cards I'm lost in the story, the sets, the music. As I watch this one I *know* I'm watching a TV show. The sets are not lavish. The music feels pedestrian. The acting is average. There is no tension, neither professional nor sexual, between the ex-husband-ex-wife pair of CDC investigators. The boss of the science camp feels unidimensional in his character development. There are supposedly more than a hundred scientists working there but the sets feel empty. During the two hours of broadcast till now we only see maybe five people apart from the ones directly involved in the story. There is apparently only one lab in all of the camp because the CDC is not looking at anything else.

In short, it feels like the producers did not want to spend a whole lot of money hiring top notch directors, set designers, or even more than the minimum number of extras to form the backdrop of the story being shown. I'll give it one more week to see if the show is worth spending my time on - there are so many other, much better shows to watch these days.
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