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Killer Under the Bed (2018)
I had to laugh a lot
After reading description of this movie I lowered my expectations and, damn, how satisfied I was in the end of this awesomeness.
Girl finds a voodoo doll that she use for own cases, whatever it is, but all comes eventually back at her.
I thought later that It could be fine if they just keep this doll as a sort of weapon, like it is in the first half of the movie and make it psychological, character-based drama thriller. But no, few inch doll of about 1kilogram weight can walk very fast, jump, wound or kill grown up people, hold the door against somebody and pull the bodies. I have to say, the doll self looks fantastically creepy and my wife wants actually buy a copy of it. We will hang it in the living room.
Acting is all over the place, skipping from scene to scene, one moment is serious, second later absurdly over the top, next moment actresses do like it's last day on set. Subplot about teacher is pretty cringy, but pretends to be creepy. I had to wonder why Kilee doesn't call police or even the school and talk about him. All the other teachers and students see what's going on but nobody reacts. You have to check out hilarious reactions and acting of background characters, like this doctor guy. Characters makes some dumb decisions that nobody with just a bit of intelligence would ever do. End is lazy, they live happily forever after and nobody cares.
The creators had obviously paper thin budget and it shows, everything happened in just a few locations, special effects are almost non existent or cheap, doll makes a noises of a cheetah.
I was sitting through the most of the time with big smile on my face, chuckled from time to time, often bursting with laught.
I recommend it only if you are a fan of tv quality camp or b movies, just like me. In any other circumstances, don't waste your time.
The Alien Factor (1978)
Like from me, no doubt
Saw it on youtube, some bad acting, cheap effects, weird dialog, monsters are crazy entertaining, play it as a background to cooking!
Sharknado (2013)
FUN!
Completely insane story, bad acting, editing, continuity etc. Everything is wrong, there is one WTF moment like every 30 seconds. I couldn't stop watching it anyway, it's mesmerizing experience and actually pure fun. Lower your expectations and enjoy with friends, bag of weed and beer. Strongly recommended.
Freaks (2018)
Could be great introduction for mutants in MCU
It's not really original plot, but the way it's made... Man lemme tell you something, this movie is amazing! Looks like single issue of some darker stuff from xmen comics filmed. Thrilling fun. Highly recommended.
Sextuplets (2019)
Terrible
This movie starts actually promising, main hero is even bit funny, but as long as we meet new siblings, things get more and more painfully unfunny and pathetic. Maybe Wayans fans will like it. I say: AVOID.