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First of all why does this movie have a rating of 8.6 when it is clearly an awful movie. Most perplexing to me is why people are liking the film, when I looked back at the viewer's faces during a lighted scene the audience was engulfed. Did the directors think they were making an earth shattering shot sequence when they showed the East India TC Captain moving in slow motion while the ship was exploding? Not to mention the marriage of Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley, performed by Geoff, which reduced function in my body. The most important inconsistency being where Lord Cutler Beckett does not give a command while the pirates attack; the crew does not order fire respecting the Lord's command, but then they decide to abandon ship? rubbish. Robin Williams~"One robot's 200 year journey to become an ordinary man."
It is obvious that time has progressed from the first Balto installment yet they introduce what is supposed to be a new mode of transportation, the airplane. In the first Balto the airplane was one of the options to get the serum to Nome, but was not able to make the flight because of severe weather. Yet at least two years later, where Balto has grown up offspring, the focus of the movie is on saving the pilot who is introducing the newly assembled airplane to Nome, thats the only flaw I could find in all the movies. Although there was a dropoff from the first movie it is still the best dog movie hands down. Along with For a Few Dollars More.
This movie gives me a whole new appreciation for fashion and myself being heavily involved in it. I suppose this can be considered a bonus or sneak peek comment aside from my usual weekly post; but for this movie anything. The only thing that had a chance of ruining this movie was the one African-American actress(sorry if your reading this) who was awful. In my opinion my opinion is that this movie rules and I don't really know what Anne's peers were so worried about, she had hardly changed. Why didn't the Flying Dutchman send his crew of stupid characters to retrieve the heart in the chest in the first place so it can be under his protection, made absolutely no sense. Do octupiiii sleep?
Ivan does a fine job in portraying. Schrute is very comical when he utters "im gonna go" when super villain and his goons are attacking Luke W. You know I don't wanna click the back button to see how they spelled G-Girl's real name at the risk of losing my progress I already have in this comment; but if J/G enn i/y G/J ohnson is spelled with a G it could unlock the secret behind G-Girl's name. If not then I am extraordinary because anyone could make that assumption/mistake, referring to extra-ordinary. Maybe extra-ordinary is not normal. Well for my loyal readers Ill be back next week with my latest review/blog. Till next time.
Truly my favorite family animation movie. Its an epoch tale about a half wolf sled dog that against all odds succeeds, a true underdog story oh seemed to make a play on words there. Bacon does fantastically in feeding Balto's inner spirit. The top of my to do list currently involves seeing Balto II and Balto III, I'm not sure what there about but I have heard there about forest fires. Balto rescues Jedis while these wildfires spread like..wildfire. If what I just said had nothing to do with the second and third installments, there's the pitch for the Balto Four. So John Hughes....the guy makes some of my dank 80's movies and then resorts to directing films for everyones favorite classical dog...drop off. If truth beauty, and beauty truth, then I am beautiful.
This can be summed up by the danky African Ant Eater Ritual cause the real question here is are you into long distance relationships....then why don't you reach out and touch someone. Beauty runs in this family and it runs fast and Tyga a crack in the moon a hundred times the size of the grand canyon. Our grandparents sure knew how to build things....WHERE....Rome, Paris,...Downtown Burbank, it must be new if the Ronster's. Your in the wrong section Miller dweebs to the left...Then you'll be taking a right..??..The ass-hole section. Cindy most popular girl at school, captain of the cheerleading team, the most beautiful girl in the history of this county. In the Deep Sea of Blue I love you immensely and intensely.
This is a super danked out lopin G-unit movie with danish action/plot/fight scenes. I am super curious about when the d"V"d comes out so I can watch in my home base. I don't know if V for Vendetta has any of the same fan base as Get Rich or Die Trying but if it does I would not be surprised or even phased. I mean 50 cent is loco, and he has the rap game in choke hold(Verse 2 Line 4 In Da Club). Both V and Curtis Jackson also have uncanny abilities to bounce off bullet billys like Super Mario. O yeah and back on topic one of the last scenes where bullets hit V with the metal plate was stolen from one of my favorite Clint Eastwood movies For a Few Dollars More or at least borrowed. Back off topic so 50 cent-Candy Shop; how does he do it; who would think to rhyme Lollipop with Candy Shop. Which brings me to my next point why aren't there semi-colon question marks I would have used one, right, where, ^the arrow is pointing.
Like I said the movie is danish and abnormally clever. It seems like lately I have been seeing the same storyline repeated where as this French Phenemenon breaks boundaries like no other....pretty good assonance, huh. After much pondering I found that this movie truly lives up to other movie classics such as Like Mike, Poseidon(new version), and Cheaper By the Dozen 2. Well the rest of this comment is based on the hot topic of if you have ever seen Captain Planet you can relate that Captain Planet is quite possibly the worst super hero of all time whose kryptonite is pollution, speaking of which...Superman. I love when Amelie smiles and the camera, shes crazy, crazy.