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Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy (1999)
It was funny and original but now.................
It has got so so so stupid! I really get super angry when I see Sara beat up everyone. It's not funny, it's disgraceful. In the pilot episode Ed actually stood up against her. Plus Edd has now turned from a inteligent kid to a babbling pest whose logic and over-long speeches have aggrivated me. Also has anyone noticed that all the kids have lost their minds a season ago? In the beginning a good show was born. Today it went bad like old milk. I see it's end coming, hopefully soon.
Teen Titans (2003)
I thought it was going to be dumb but.......................
It has now became one of my favorite American shows! I've grown tired of Justice League and Spiderman. I longed for something better. When I saw the previews of Teen Titans I thought it was a lame rip off of Jap anime. I watched the premere of TT on Saturday and loved it! And I wanted more! It was so hilarious. Five superheros who live in obvious hideout which is more dirty than Spongebob's Squarepant's pineapple (note the mountains of dirty dishes in their kitchen) Some diehard anime fans dissed it because of it's overused Jap sight gags but I found it hilarious. Plus it was funny that most of the background music sounded like you would hear in a grocery store. I recently found out that a 3rd and 4th season is in the works. Thanks Cartoon Network!
Dragon Ball Z (1996)
THIS ANIME IS YUCK CITY!
One day I came home from school and I turned on the TV to Cartoonnetwork at 4:00.pm. The show Dragon Ball Z that was so bragged about by Anime Fans at school was on. I actually don't watch that show at all, but something in my mind told me to give it a chance to really see if Dragon Ball Z is a good Anime or not. I sat down and watched the entire episode yawing and making comments about it in my head. Boy it had the most crudest craptacular animation I'd ever seen in my life. Oh God the plot was totally boring and it did not make any sense at all. One of the characters kept repeating this annoying question over and over throughout the episode."Can I have my Dragon Balls back now?" I've seen better animation than this garbage on Toonami before. Just about every character on that show is retarded, and plus they are always fighting constantly all the time for no good reason. I hope Pokemon will replace the popularity blown up poor excuse of an Anime. A Why is this show so popular? Answer: Because it has brain washed kids with poor animation, useless violence and plotless nonsense. I reccomend other animes:Tenchi Muyo,SailorMoon,Gundam Wing, and "if it ever comes back on" Outlaw Star, for any kid who wants to watch something that at least makes sense.
Midnight Madness (1980)
I wonder why they don't play this on the Disney Channel no more
I saw this movie a few days ago for the third time. Boy that movie is such a riot! Leon sure knew how to make a great game with his two girls Candy and Sunshine. I loved it when his apartment kept filling up with nosey tenates who keep complaing about the noise and they wind up joining the fun listening to the results of the game. The teams were pretty cool even though they were stereo types. I now use that new word all the time that Barf made up "faga beefe" to aggravate my brothers. This movie has no sex or terrible violence Very few swear words are heard. Plus they great gags that were new in the 80's thats still funny today. I have a lot of comments to say about this film. I just love the two twins Peggy and Lulu,when they were dancing, eating a man out of business, stealing a man's tow truck and giggling all through out the movie made me laugh and cry. The white team Aka the Nerds were very histarical when they got into a food fight and dressed as bellhops. The Green Team aka the Meat Machine were funny too when they destroyed the arcade and had a run in with the Paps Beery. The Blue team was the best in the movie since they were the crooked team. The yellow team turned out to be the most boring team and also caused most of the cheesy scenes to happen. I'm not going to tell you who wins though, thats the secret of the movie which is sort of expecting. Still over all if you want to make milk come out of your nose buy this film before its too late. I give it nine out of ten stars because of the cheesy parts and the end was too expecting.
My Dog Skip (2000)
A very boring movie about a boy and his dog.
Lassie was much better than this. Frankie what's his face, should have not even played in this snoozer. All every one cared about is the dog. Frankie looked liked a complete idiot playing a kid who's short, has no friends, and can't even defend himself from neighbor hood bullies. I said to my self hey is that the kid who the star of Malcome in the Middle? He looks so dumb in that get up. Frankie gets the most flames and insults in the entire movie. He even makes his own self look stupid by having to kick Skip really hard that sends Skip running and whimpering out of the base ball field. At that result every one in the stands boo at him for doing such a thing to "poor little Skip". The entire film was slow and boring. There was very little comedy and he makes friends in the oddest and dumbest of ways. The ending was very expecting and it looked like a rerun I saw on a certain TV show. I felt sorry for Frankie to take part in this film. There was basically no real lessons or morals to this film except one: Boring and slow movies are real snoozers. I rate it 2 out of 10 stars because it can put my brothers asleep very easily.
Sugar & Spice (2001)
The worst bank robbing movie in the history of cinema!
I wanted to see this movie ever since it was first advertised on TV. I went to Tinsel Town to see it Last Night at 7:40. I regret the day that wasted my ticket on this trash when I could of saw something better. The beginning was all a bunch sex trash and cliches. They exaggerated the way love works in reality. All of the girls were stereo types. The boyfriend was too stupid for his own age. The passing gases that the pregnant girl kept having barely got any laughs. The bank robbery was completely boring with gags that have been used in other movies. Their getaway car was an old beat up Chevy van that they claimed that had no breaks. Hey why didn't they get nice girlish vehicle for the robbery instead? It might have boosted the audience opinion about the movie. This movie was very low low low low low budgeted since nothing in there was damaged or destroyed. This movie had a lot of stuff in it that would drive Christian people nuts. Hey I even expected a car chase scene because all bank robbing movies have car chases but I but there was never any. So I rate this movie b which stands for low budgeted and 1 out of ten stars.
Honey I Blew Up the Kid (1992)
Better than the first movie.
Seeing the baby turn into a 7 foot person and still getting taller was much better than seeing the characters shrunk in the first movie. I always thought that toddlers can be a real pain but seeing a giant toddler raise havoc in a house and in the city was very hysterical. There was great acting, a great use of common sense, great stunts,and every one played their own parts in a fantastic manner, and great music. I realized in a comical way that it is very hard to keep a giant baby from the neighbors, the press, the police, the government, the city, and his own mom! No wonder people wanted another movie from this series.I had to go to the bathroom several times since, I was laughing so hard at what the baby did throughout the movie. Even the animated introdution at the begining was great.Rent or buy this movie anyway you can it is so funny! I give it ten out of ten stars. Oh also look out for the guest star who plays Carl on Family Matters.
Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves (1997)
Oh Honey! We messed up the sequel!
You know I liked honey I shrunk the kids and honey I blew up the kid. But now the sequel to this cool and funny series of movies was a big flop! I was looking forward to finally see the sequel since the commercials made it look so good and cool. What was supposed to be a great piece of cinema turned out to be a crummy corny disaster. There was so many cliches and used jokes that no one in the theater laughed or giggled. Some people in the third row fell asleep and four and five others kids in the nosebleed section were having a pop corn fight so I watched them a couple of times while the movie was at its boring and slow parts. Anyway I watched the rest of it and it got so corny that people started to leave the theater in ones,twos fives and sevens! A sad ending to a great series!