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This movie blows the big one! There are no redeeming qualities to be found in Timemaster. It takes a real bunch of losers to take a cool idea like time travel and transform it into what we see here. Einstein must be rolling around in his grave! How dare they quote him in this piece of garbage! Timemaster isn't a good children's movie, either. Garbage is garbage. I wouldn't show this filth to my children. So boring it hurts! 1 out of 10.
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D.A.R.Y.L. blows the big one, if you know what I mean! This movie attempted at what Spielberg's Artificial Intelligence achieved. You can chalk this one up as an absolute cheeseball. I almost gave up on it after the nauseating Ballgame scenes, but I became a little more interested when the plot picked up after Daryl is taken away by the government scientists. Stick around for a pretty decent cop chase but I doubt you'll make it that far!
Once in a while a movie is so horrific, poorly made, and of such poor
taste that it actually crosses into the realms of what I consider to be
entertaining flick. Aurora Encounter successfully achieves good scores
all the criteria I deem to be important. From the semi-novel plot of an
alien encounter set in the past to the annoying synthesizer music
to the poorly acted, cheese-puffed dialogue...it satisfied me. Take all
poor production techniques and anti-climactic plot, slap'em together and
the most distasteful choice of all...the use of a CHILD with a
disease as a hideous alien. The people that went along with making this
film obviously had no spine for I cannot understand why anyone would
part in the exploitation of a fourteen year old kid! He was going to
soon of this disease!
So now that I've established why myself and everyone else that enjoys
picture or has anything to do with it is going to hell, may I also say
I believe this film is the making of a quality B flick and is
on many levels. I've also recently learned that recording artist DJ
samples this film in his album Endtroducing..... An album you should
definitely check out. Try and find the sample(s)...it's fun.
I'm telling you, there's something special about this movie.
I don't know what all the dissing is for! This is a great film, although I would've picked different music for the soundtrack. Entertaining...funny...heart and soul. What more could you ask for? Whoopi's best performance next to The Color Purple...