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The Brandon T. Jackson Show (2006)
Chris Dotson Rules
They should have continued this show for Chris Dotson alone. The guy is hilarious. Check out his other work. I need at least 10 lines of text to post this comment so I am just going to keep writing whatever comes to my head right now. I just watched Varsity Blues and Chris Dotson would have been great as Jon Moxon or even Billy Bob. I could have been Tweeder. Maybe they will cast us in the sequel, Varsity Blues: The Second Season. I am sure Chris Dotson could have delivered the famous, "I don't want your life," quote like no other. What else, how about "Puke and rally" or "You're going to be second string all your life boy" or even "Frankly my dear I don't give a..." Ohh wait, wrong film, but pretty close in the history of film overall I would say.
Vapoohrize?!?!? Someone needs to spray some Vapoohrize on this crap...and I don't want to know where it goes.
I don't know who looked at this film and thought they had something here. Must have been the same people who greenlighted Duplex. What a complete waste of time. Jack Black was way out of his element and the entire movie was pointless. And don't even get me started on the comic relief Christopher Walken. These actors must have owed someone a favor to do this garbage. Watch paint dry and have a better time than watching this...you'll save some money too. Although, if you have to choose between this and Van Hellsing...nah...choose Van Hellsing, it is a lesser grade of bad than this is, not much better...but definately the lesser of two evils. Maybe they can make a sequel to both films, Van Hellsing discovers where the pooh goes.
Dr. T and the Women (2000)
What A Complete Waste Of Time!!!
To say this movie is bad is an understatement! It starts out slow and gets worse as it goes on. Tons of subplots that never get resolved and more pointless characters than I have seen in a long time. By the end of the film, all you can do is shake your head and wonder how they ever could have made the film. I heard talk of an Oscar nomination for Fawcett with her role as a wife with a disability, another issue with no resolve. She is in the movie for about 15 minutes. The only thing she does well is nothing new...take her clothes off. PLEASE, save your money. Don't waste $8.00 and 2 hours of your time here.