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Mars Attacks! (1996)
10/10
Very Fun and Entertaining.
17 August 2000
JACK NICHOLSON, GLENN CLOSE, PIERCE BROSNAN, ANNETTE BENING, JIM BROWN, LUKASS HAAS, TOM JONES, ROD STEIGER, MARTIN SHORT, SARAH JESSICA PARKER, MICHAEL J. FOX AND PAM GRIER star in the hilariously heinous 'Mars Attacks!'

This was almost as good as the best all around movie 'Killer Klowns from Outer Space' It also involves killer space aliens who act friendly but SUCK! Can be funny at times, can be upsetting and times... but no matter what will entertain you!

If you want to see a movie with a GREAT bunch of cast member in it (not to mention JACK NICHOLSON playing two totally different characters) pick this one up!

My Rating ******** out of 10.

NATALIE PORTMAN, DANNY DeVITO, BRIAN HALEY, JACK BLACK co-star in this very funny movie.
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Slugs (1988)
10/10
Sucky, Sucky, Sucky!
17 August 2000
MICHAEL GARFIELD and some crappy actors co-star in the piece o- u know what movie about not frightening slugs from god knows where.

It starts off by an old man almost getting killed by a car and eventually gets killed by slugs after sitting on them. If you see this movie at Blockbuster.... ignore it!

My Rating 0 out of 10.
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The Gate (1987)
10/10
A good 'Beginners' Movie.
18 July 2000
This movie involves two kids who find a 'gem' in there back yard and release demons all over Glenns house. Sacrifices, sacrifices. Good if you like a 'B' movie once and a while.

My rating out of 10 = 7.
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This is a GREAT 60's stooge movie.
18 July 2000
I have seen alottttt of stooge movies in my day and this has to be one of the greatest FULL stooges movie there ever was. If you want Larry, Moe, and Curly-Joe? Watch this, this has to be the funniest one yet made by the stooges faction!

MY rating out of 10 = 10.
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10/10
An all around great movie!
10 July 2000
Starring GRANT CRAMER, SUZANNE SNYDER, JOHN ALLEN NELSON, MICHAEL SIEGEL and JOHN VERNON as "Officer Mooney"

As the world falls prey to flesh-eating funny folk from beyond as GRANT CRAMER and co-stars battle the hilariously heinous KILLER KLOWNS from OUTER SPACE!

Late one night, young lovers Debbie and Mike discover that earth is being invaded by alien jokesters with a distinct appetite for cotton candy-wrapped human tidbits. The towns police think it is all a joke, until the entire village populace is turned into klown-cuisine! Now it's up to Mike and his buddies to get past the bizarre array of popcorn ray guns, lethal cream pies, and the behemoth "Master Klown" to save the planet that is no laughing matter. PETER LICASSI AND ROYAL DANO co-star. My rating ********** (out of 10)
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