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Star Wars for the politically correct generation
I didn't know exactly what to expect but when "Star Wars" is in the title, you would expect it to be at least half-ways decent.
As a fan of the original trilogy, I wanted to like this and figured it would at least be better than the prequels. I was wrong.
What Superman Returns is to the Superman franchise, this is to the Star Wars franchise.
This is a bland rehash of Star Wars with a politically correct agenda. By the time they to the guy that gives the Hitler-inspired speech, I was sick of the silly agenda.
This movie was pretty much crap.
The Drama Queen (2013)
Shows like this is why I prefer youtube to TV these days
This show revolves around talent manager Marki Costello, supposedly a top Hollywood manager.
Let me start out with the little that is good about this show: It is a somewhat interesting look into the Hollywood industry and could be insightful for anyone that wants to be an actor or in the industry.
However, it does show you some of what is bad about Hollywood. Pretentious, plastic-looking, old people trying to look young. This describes all the ladies working in Marki's office as well as Marki herself.
One scene had Marki telling an older lady that wanted to be her client that she didn't have the youth or talent. Marki is right about the lady, but Marki herself is old and untalented.
This is a cheap, tacky, typical reality show and I have no idea why anyone would be interested in it, especially these days with so much alternative entertainment out there.
The beauty is these days lots of people are creating great content for youtube and finding an audience and they don't have to go through gatekeepers like Marki Costello.
Unoriginal feminist bunk
I watched the pilot after seeing the 6-minute teaser posted online. It turned out all the best parts were posted in the teaser and most of the rest of the pilot was just boring filler.
This is really just an unoriginal straight copy of things you have seen in Superman movies.
The acting is fine. Not really crazy that Jimmy Olson is now a black stud beaming with confidence. The costume is OK but wish it were a little brighter and had the S with yellow. Visual effects are OK I guess for TV. Not much stands out about this show other than it's relation to the Superman lore.
Pretty funny how this feminist propaganda can only copy things from the male version.
I actually had hoped to like this. Maybe it will get better but the pilot failed to impress and didn't make me want to see more.
The Hangover Part III (2013)
Dark, boring, and unfunny
I didn't expect much of this film and I had a hard time sitting through the whole thing. It was hard to get past the opening which was one of the stupidest opening movie scenes since Grown Ups 2.
Zach Galifianakis stars in this while Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms play supporting characters who are fairly unnecessary. Even the character of Chow is more important to the film than Cooper or Helm's characters.
Chow was a fun character in the other movies. In this film he is just dark and bitter like the movie itself.
This film is a comedy without any real comedy. There is just swearing instead of funny dialogue. It is also an action movie without much action. Mostly random violent shootings, however, there is one thrilling scene in Vegas in the vein of Mission Impossible.
On a positive, the film does have some very nice scenery of California.
This movie is trash and you deserve to feed your mind something better.
Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth (2013)
I wanted to like it...
I am not a big boxing fan but I have always been a Mike Tyson fan. I already knew much of his life story, but I figured this would be a great chance to hear it from the man himself. I just wish it would have been more entertaining.
The audio seems very poor. Granted, Tyson has a very weird way of speaking, but I don't normally have this much trouble understanding him. This is very hard to watch without subtitles.
Also, this was directed by Spike Lee and Mike mentions him several times. It seems that Spike has influenced Mike with bad feelings about white people. In fact, I think many of the lines were written for Mike.
Mike does a good job of performing despite having a bit of a manic presence. I still respect him, I just maybe like him a little less after seeing this.
A Boring Soap Opera
I have been a big fan of Dolph Lundgren since 1985 but SAF3 is making me re-think continuing on as a fan. Dolph has made plenty of garbage before, but this takes the cake.
SAF3 is very cheap and melodramatic but the biggest problem is that the show is boring. I wouldn't mind good cheesy fun but this show is no fun.
The show seems like it was shot to be a 30 minute show, but they had to stretch it to an hour. Every scene is stretched out and completely pointless.
I am sure Dolph is hoping no one watches this show, but he doesn't have much to worry about, the most anyone will watch of SAF3 is 5-10 minutes.
Don't see this movie if you want to see Dolph, Randy, or Vinnie
because they are hardly in it. This movie is marketed to make you think it is an action-fest with these three guys, but it is really a boring movie about 2 wannabe big shot drug dealers played by unknown actors. One looks like David Swimmer and the other looks like James Franco.
This film actually played in theaters where I live and I wasted money seeing it.
Camera-work is extremely shaky and amateurish looking. Vinnie Jones is hardly in it and the scenes with him are pointless. There is also a lot of pointless and contrived nudity, swearing, and poorly done scenes of people getting shot.
This movie is complete garbage.
Man of Tai Chi (2013)
Dark, Violent, Cheesy
I like Keanu Reeves and I love martial arts movies and I went to this without knowing what to expect. It starts out very violent and dark setting the tone for the rest of the film. It quickly became apparent why this isn't showing in theaters in the USA (I watched in the Philippines). Most of the dialog isn't in English and this movie has plenty of cheesy moments, the cheesiest is probably when Keanu suddenly growls into the camera. I am sure they would insist that be cut out if it were to be theatrically released in the USA. People in the theater started laughing.
This movie has a story that has been done in a lot of other films and seems to borrow heavily from Karate Kid III.
Keanu's character is a rich, voyeuristic, evil guy but they never give any reasons why he is such an evil man, other than the script says he should be evil.
Most of the scenes of Keanu are just him watching Tiger with a serious look on his face until he finally gets off his butt towards the end of the film.
Tiger Chen lacks the look and charisma of a leading man.
The bottom line is this is a film that you would expect Steven Seagal to make, not Keanu Reeves. I guess Keanu has been too busy making movies so he hasn't had the time to watch movies, otherwise he would know this has been done a million times before, mostly in straight to video movies in the early 90's.
The Truth About Cats & Dogs (1996)
Wow...this movie is dumb.
This film is one of the biggest pieces of crap I have ever seen. Both the leading ladies are fugly, especially Uma Thurman but she is supposed to be beautiful. I also love how they try to portray smoking as cool, as if this movie was made in the 1940's.
The premise is thin and completely moronic. I can't believe someone was paid to write this garbage. It's not even good mindless fun and entertainment.
Honestly, I really found nothing good in this film and I just want to warn others to avoid it at all costs.
This is clearly a film aimed at very stupid women.
Dou fo sin (2007)
One of the best films to come out in a long time
Flashpoint is a beautifully shot film that moves a long at a fast pace. I was never much of a Donnie Yen fan but I have been converted to one after seeing this film. Hollywood needs to bring him back, at least as an action choreographer. The action scenes in this film are far more sophisticated than anything Hollywood is doing.
Wilson Yip did an amazing job as director. It's a shame this didn't get a U.S. theatrical release. If Hollywood is smart, they will recruit him.
Bingbing Fan is a beauty that should also be brought to Hollywood.
Flashpoint doesn't break new ground in terms of it being a typical cops and gangsters flick, but it is as good as any of them.
The fights are excellent and realistic.
Flashpoint is highly recommended for HK movie fans.