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Santa with Muscles (1996)
WITHOUT A DOUBT THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE!!
"Santa With Muscles" is an absolutely appalling film. It stars WCW wrestler Hulk Hogan who after getting amnesia thinks he is Santa Claus (like a grown man actually believes in Santa whether he has amnesia or not). He then goes onto beating the bad guys in typically corny Hulk Hogan fashion. I give it a 1/10 and that is being generous.
King Rollo (1980)
King Rollo was a cartoon produced by the BBC in the 80's. It had very odd animation and colourful characters. I have seen it recently on Nickleodeon and it has not lost any of its greatness. I think it is about time King Rollo was resurrected. I give the whole series a 10/10.
Disney's Fantasia is a true classic. The film combines classical music with excellent Disney animation. The film is most recognizable for its "Sorcerer's Apprentice" scene featuring Disney icon, Mickey Mouse. This film can be enjoyed by everybody. I give FANTASIA a 10/10.
Gladiator is an absolutely fantastic movie. The special effects and sets are some of the best ever seen on film. The acting is excellent too. The movie lasts for two and a half hours, but when you're watching it you never think about the time, which is a sign that a movie is good.
Lion King II: Simba's Pride
I just watched this movie last week on The Disney Channel, and could not help but feel that this was a lost opportunity for Disney. When I sat down to watch it I expected the same type of straight-to-video animation that they used in Aladdin II: Return Of Jafar, but I was wrong. The animation was almost as good as the original. I believe Disney could have made a lot more money from this if they had given it a theatrical release.
Bret Hart documentary
This was a very interesting documentary, which allows you to see what backstage at a WWF event is really like. However I think the film made Vince McMahon look like the bad guy. McMahon has explained several times that he did what he did in November 1997 for the sake of his company, and call me gullible, but I believe him. The film also shows wrestlers "rehearsing" their matches. If your a true wrestling fan, you will like this.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
The Blair Witch Project was a fantastic horror movie which proved that you don't need special effects. The story (in case anyone doesnt know) is about three student filmmakers getting lost in the woods with a video camera. The film we see is the supposed real life footage shot by the filmmakers before they disappeared. The movie has a very interesting back story which is discussed at the start (pay special attention to the one local who discusses child murderer, Rustin Parr, then you will understand the ending better). All in all The Blair Witch Project is excellent, and I am looking forward to the sequel. 10/10.
Kevin & Perry Go Large (2000)
KEVIN AND PERRY
I thought that this movie was quite funny. However some of the jokes are stretched out too far. The story sees Kevin and Perry (from the Harry Enfield and Chums sketch show) go to Ibiza with Kevins parents. I would recommend this film only if you are a fan of the Harry Enfield show, or you like gross humour. I give KEVIN AND PERRY GO LARGE a 7/10.
European Vacation (1985)
European Vacation is the best of all the "Vacation" movies. The story sees The Griswold family win a trip to Europe on a gameshow. I thought the stereotypes of people in the different European countries were very good. My favourite part of the film is (naturally) the part when they come to England and the son of the family claims that we only have 4 TV channels (We have 200). I also liked Vacation, Christmas Vacation and Vegas Vacation, but this one is definetly the best. 10/10.
Batman Returns (1992)
Batman Returns is a very good follow up to the 1989 original. The story sees The Penguin team up with crooked business man, Max Schrek who is determined to make The Penguin the mayor of Gotham City. Early in the movie, Schrek throws his secretary from the top of a huge building. She then gets bitten by a lot of cats and she becomes Catwoman. Batman senses there is something crooked about The Penguin (who by this time has convinced Gotham that he is a good guy) and sets out to stop him and Schrek. Catwoman also wants to stop them, but only for revenge for what Schrek did to her earlier in the movie. All in all, this is an excellent movie. The acting is good, the sets are excellent and the story is very interesting. I give Batman Returns a 9/10.