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since 1943 I may have seen over 12,000 movies either in theatres or on TV or cable or Rented. we must have neaely a 1000 films on tape.
Hatuna Meuheret (2001)
This is perhaps one of the worst films I have ever seen in over 70 years of watching movies. The acting is bad & I mean bad,no one has any idea of what or who they are portraying.
This is an Isreali,French film that never should have been released without some editor fine-combing it.
Our hero (ha-ha) is a good looking 31 year old spineless wimp who lets his parents walk all over him.
The idea of arranged marriages in this day & age is ridiculous & not even one drop funny. I rent my films from NF & since I see one a night,it only cost about $1. It really wasn't worth it.
My sympathy is for those who spent any more.
Will say no more as I hate using bad words.
Living Will... (2010)
My 2 word summary was for the first 2 minutes.
It was tediously unfunny,I had to shut it off.
I do not know who the actors were, BUT I do know I do not want to see another film with them it, The direction was non-existent, The rest of the credits was equally bad.
I never saw the Jackass films,NOW I know I wont bother.
I like good intelligent comedy,this film did not fit either one. I doubt this had a decent box-office, it it was released to the theaters.
Truthfully it does not deserve a DVD release either.
I see I need a few more lines.
I have been going to the movies since I was about 5 years old. That was in 1933.
I thing my age is sufficient to saw what a dreadful unfunny film this is.
Black Swan (2010)
where is this a Horror film. See below for one way.
Black Swan is a mess of a film. I cannot understand all the great reviews.
They say its a horror film, NOT TO ME. It is a long bore with good music & some very good ballet scenes.
Blood on a costume does not make this a horror film. The director Darren Aronofsky did not do his usual fine work.
Natalie Portman & the rest of the cast were OK.
I have seen Swan Lake & do like it, BUT as shown in this bore, I did not enjoy it.
I think this is 10 lines,it is not worth even 5 lines.
Made in Dagenham (2010)
not that impressed
First let me state I am not a big fan of unions.
Now as to this film the running time is a few minutes under 2 hours long,It felt like a 4 hour film, It just went on & on.
The entire cast did first class jobs,there are' all fine actors.
I just could not fully accept the story line,I do believe in equal pay for each sex, BUT what was the pay difference.
The apartments they lived in seemed overly large, I just wonder what the rent was.,The various politicians also did not seem overly realistic. I Really cant see any raves on this movie. I need a few more lines
Another problem the film seemed very left wing,
Some of the personal stories were needless & unnecessary;/
Ratings **1/2 -- 72 points--IMDb 6
An awful film beyond anyones comprehension
I have reviewed & or have seen many films over the years, DOGTOOTH has to be among the worst ever made.
The plot & story line is about an incestuous family relationship.
I have been waiting a long while for a movie tackling this.
Dogtooth from Greece is not such a film. I have see better porn movies than this. We have 3 late teens 2 sister & one brother,They & the father all have some suggested sex scenes throughout the film. This in itself is not that bad, BUT the dialog they all speak is mostly nonsense,
This bore of a film has won an Golden Globe & been nominated for an Oscar. What were they thinking ?
There is nothing to recommend here at all,the acting & production is bad as well.
The conception of Inception is a deception
I must have seen a different film than all those who gave this such a high rating.
By making this interesting plot of dream interception into an action film was not a good idea (to me at any rate)
Most of the budget went to the cost of bullets, explosions & car crashes.
The film runs 148 LONG minutes, We probably have a real decent drama of 90 minutes.
Leonardo Decaprio is as usual good..The supporting players are all name actors,BUT they do not have much to do except shoot bullets & wreck cars.
The production is good,its the script & needless constant action that hurts the film.
Ratings: **1/2--- 74 points --- IMDb 6
Knight and Day (2010)
one of the worst films of 2010
This is a dreadful film from scene one. Atrocious editing in each action scene. Inadequate, bad acting from its leads Tom Cruise, who looks worn out in most scenes. Cameron Cruz who screams in every scene.
Also, usually talented featured players who have nothing to do,Paul Dano & a few others have nothing but glorified extra roles. Filmed in many cities needlessly, the short scenes could easily have been done in studio or back lot.
The only reason for the rating *1/2* is that it does not drag on like other films have.
Ratings: *1/2*--- 37 points --- IMDb 2
Patrik 1,5 (2008)
neither a comedy or drama,
This film from Sweden supposedly is a comedy about the problems of a gay couple adopting a child.
These nice 2 guys thought they were getting a 1 1/2 (1,5) year old boy,
The lad is a 15 year old troubled youth.
The young actor playing Patrik is excellent & is the only reason I stayed for all the film.
There are very few laughs or even chuckles. As a drama,it misses the mark as well. We have seen this type tale many times with a heterosexual couple.
You can guess the ending ,in the lads opening scene.
The guys playing the couple are quite good as well,BUT its the lad who is the main reason to see this.
Ratings: **1/2 (out of 4) 72 points (out of 100) IMDb 6(Out of 10)
Plan B (2009)
A 103 minute very long bore
Thats correct .
This is one LONG boring bore.
The 2 male leads may be good actors, but they sure do not come over as possible gay lovers.
What we have is a 2 maybe 3 reel film DRAGGED out to 103 minutes.
The short scenes with actresses are not that good either.
How any one could possibly like this is beyond me.
The 2 star rating is for a few nice shots of scenery. The film is from Argentina.
Films from here are usually much better. I cannot even recommend this as a gay themed movie.
The Doctor Takes a Wife (1940)
today this is not really funny.
When his was first released in 1940, I was about 12 years old, & if I saw it I may have thought it was quite funny.
That was 70 years ago,The movie is no longer funny.It is a silly, almost stupid slapstick comedy.
I no longer enjoy slapstick comedy.
Loretta Young & Ray Milland,both seem out of place in this farcial effort. Reginald Garner & Edmund Gwenn, Gail Patrick are featured.
I wonder if this was originally a play,as it is basically one set.
This was on a disc with A Night to Remember, I had to shut it off as it was even stupider than this film.
Rating: **1/2 (out of 4) 68 points (out of 100) IMDb 6 (out of 10)