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Sometimes I wonder what kind of movie was I watching..?
I saw this on YouTube would you believe.. I gotta hand it to you, it was that boring.. I wasn't really feeling this movie at all. I know its one of those low budget pappy show that filmmakers think 'Yeah! Let's do it this way and everyone will enjoy the movie..!' Enjoy the movie my ass! I've seen better alien movies that this pile of tripe! The whole thing didn't make sense to me.. Bad acting, terrible plot and bad locations. It was really that bad.
I couldn't believe Jean Claude Van Damme signed up for this crap! It's unbelievable.!
Oh well, I'll be watching Prometheus just to get my mind over this rubbish! Not worth the celluloid its developed on!
Strippers vs Werewolves (2012)
The worst awful garbage horror flick that stinks like a bad doughnut..!!!
I bought this on DVD for £2 at some high street store. I guess it's one of those flicks that didn't make the grade. Now although, there have been some good British horror flicks such as Creep, The Descent, the classic Dracula movies from Hammer films.
But Strippers v Werewolves? What the hell did I just see? Bad acting, bad script, bad plot, bad everything..
It looks so cheap and tacky.. I guess the only thing that was keeping this movie up was the actors that ranges from Sarah Douglas (Superman 2, Conan the Destroyer), Alan Ford (The Squeeze, Snatch) and Billy Murray (Rise of the FootSoldier) just to name a few..
Well, to be honest.. This was a waste of time, money and effort (to the filmmakers) to come up with this pappy-show!
No, I didn't like this flick, so the DVD went to charity.. which by now, it may've found itself a new home.
I've seen better movies than this tripe. No wonder it just took £38 at the box office. Not my cup of tea! Thumbs down!
Grizzly II: The Concert (1983)
Grizzly disappointed. What a waste of movie!!
I manage to see this movie via an unknown source.. I have to admit it was one of the most boring movie I had to sit through and watch.. I didn't see the credits in the beginning due to the fact, there was some personal problems in relations to the film. What also bored me to death was the concert scenes.. it really put me off. If this is a monster movie, why add the concert stuff? Just didn't make sense at all. Another thing is I didn't see was the bear itself. Obviously there are reasons there. I guess whoever seen it also knows what's happened.
At the end of the day.. it weren't my cup of tea. Yes, the first Grizzly movie was awesome. But this one? Absolutely terrible. For what it's worth..? No comment! Total thumbs down!!
I think the film has bitten off more than it can chew..!
I rented this out not too long ago. I was hoping for the usual stuff. Vampires, terror, something was going me make me sit there and watch it. What did i get? Nothing! Obviously yes! It was made at a low budget. But I was getting bored with the film as I continued to watch it. The whole plot didn't make no sense. OK, this guy (Mewes) wants to this girl (Cox) to the hospital, but she refuses to go. I thought OK.. what happens after that? Same old pappy-show! The plot begins to run out of steam and here am I thinking.. when is this going to end? Don't get me wrong though.. I've seen better vampire movies. Better than this crap! I hated it anyway. If I wanted to a vampire movie.. I'd make it a vampire movie.
As for this.. this film didn't live up to expectations. A total disappointment. Thumbs down for this rubbish!
This movie hurts more than me..!!!!
I rented this movie last Sunday. I was dying to find out what 'Frozen' was all about. Is it a movie that everyone is going to see? Or is it so crap, that everyone will give it the thumbs down? It was the second one, a thumbs down! After watching it, I flt as if this movie was really a waste of time. OK! It was a good idea for someone to come with that idea. But then again, it should've gone on to DTV. Even if it did, I think the audience will still say it was a boring movie.
Afte watching the special features on DVD. Well, there was a lot of things they've covered in order to get this movie made. Yeah, that dragged on a bit too! Not the kind of film I would recommend. But it was plain bad awful!
Colpi di luce (1985)
Castellari's best cop movie! A triumphant effort!
I got this video off Ebay. It's a long time I've seen it. In this movie, Former 'Chips' star Erik Estrada stars as Ronn Warren, a San Fransisco police Inspector who takes on the case which is more bigger than him. A scientist named Yuri Soboda(Thomas Moore) invents an indestructible death ray and uses it against millions of people unless his ransom is paid.
As Warren digs deep in to the case, he encounters thugs, terrorists, a martial arts nurse as he tries to bring down the madman. But soon his wife gets killed in the process as Warren takes matter to his case as a personal vendetta.
What I also like about this movie with the music score from Guido and Maurizio De Angelis. Yeah! I remember when I first watched it, I was dancing with a few friends. It was a great laugh..!
Mind you, it was one of Enzo G. Castellari's best cop movie. But it's not to say he had to chase Clint Eastwood for the role for Warren.
Anyway, I still watch it now and again! Shame these films are very hard to get! If you're lucky to get the film on Ebay, you'll be laughing!
Thumbs up for LightBlast!
Exterminator City (2005)
Cheap pappy-show of a film!
I saw this film only last week. Basically it's one of those 'cheap, low budget B movies' laced with gorgeous women. You got big name starlets like Julie Strain, Taylor Wane, Cathy Barry and Teresa May, just to name a few of them. ..And they're all getting bumped off by this stupid robot.
Clive Cohen may have done a good job. But I was hoping for more..
In the end, it just felt 'this was as far as he took it'.
Anyway, it was in a way enjoyable. But don't think when you see all these starlets, you're gonna get all the sex and what have you.
Nice try. Shame that's the only film Clive Cohen has only done.
5 of out 10!
Scorpion Thunderbolt (1988)
Pappy-show Thunderbolt..! It sucks!
I won his video at a raffle 2 years ago. After going through my video collection, I finally got the chance to watch the film. OK! It's another one of those 'Joseph Lai's cheap action fluke'. But this one has got to be one of the weirdest.
This film tells the story about a serial killer snake (which some guy must've been dressed in a humanoid snake costume) goes round killing women. Although the police are trying desperately hard to find the killer. They do believe it's not human.
As the film goes, we run into Richard Harrison who plays himself (for some reason). He has a ring which could a stop an evil witch from putting out those weird spells which somehow is responsible for making this woman (Helen) a journalist from turning herself into the snake demon.
Another thing about this flick which I had to laugh at, is how comes I watch one of Joseph Lai's movies, they always have music samples from 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' or 'The Big Brawl'. Some well known movies and they take the music score from that movie and put it on theirs? It so weird. Anyway, the film may've been good, but not that good! Totally disastrous
I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
Not even Ms Lohan's performance did the trick on this pappy-show!!
I saw this movie a few weeks ago. I gotta hand it to you.. it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Although Lindsay Lohan has fully grown into a young good looking woman. This flick was supposed to put Ms Lohan's sexual antics to the top of the box office.
Unfortunately, the script was so bad and the plot was trying to be something out of an Alfred Hitchock movie. If Alfred Hitchcock was to write the script for this movie. There would be no sex scenes or anything in there.
I am surprised about the movie winning the Razzies. It sucked so bad I had to switch halfway through.. I manage to see the rest of the film on my own PC just to find out what happened at the end. But still.. it was crap. I just felt that this movie was a complete waste of time.
If people want to see a really good sex thriller, try watching those late night movies on cable. You'll feel a lot more better watching that, than watching Ms Lohan's crappy performance.
Anyway, it's a thumbs down for me..! 0 out of 10!
Hell to Pay (2005)
Low budget gangster yarn!
I saw this film yesterday.. In fact, I got it for free at some secondhand store. Basically, it's one those 'low budget, East End London crime gangster' genre which homage to Dave Courtney..
Although he's the star of the film, according to the audio commentary he did.. he put up the money for he film and brought on some the big names from the criminal underworld to be part of his movie project.
I respect Dave in a big way.. because he is a gangster. But that dosen't mean he goes round shooting people.
Dave sees this project in a way that he's seen it and been through it. Now he wants his audience to see things the way he sees it.
Mind you, it weren't too bad. I was so surprised that The Sun's Garry Bushell is in the this. My God! I hope he don't win an Oscar for his cheesy performance.
Mind you, I've seen a lot of gangster in my time. But this one weren't too bad. Although it's low budget.. I got no qualms about it. I just watch on it on a rainy day!