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Two Hundred Thousand Dirty (2012)
Don't let the rating fool you - Avoid this waste of time
Watched (with tons of fast-forwarding) via NetFlix... what a piece of pretentious garbage... there's no doubt clowns who pumped-up the rating to 7+ are associated with this fraud of a movie. This stinker crawls at the same snail pace from the opening scene to the closing credits. No body is able to even change their frozen (as in, I'm dead) expressions or tone. You see where the wanna-be director and wreck of a writer is trying to go with this and it's very obvious what his source of inspiration comes from... life just sucks man and hey, every other word I say is going to reflect that by f this, f that, and f you. Come on though, the most disgraceful part of this fiasco is people who would give it anything close to the seven star rating.
Paranormal Activity (2007)
two women possessed...
it would have easily earned 2 more stars if not for the terrible casting of micah. having that role portrayed by a male actor, when it's clearly written for a woman, was almost unbearable to watch... annoying to the point of losing any emotional connection to the couple's plight (and ultimately, the story). another problem, though less serious, was the home video footage shot outside of the bedroom. there should have been a third party to play cameraman within these scenes (possibly the friend), otherwise, the audience would have been better served with jumps from (non-bedroom) conventional footage to home video bedroom scenes.
From Hell (2001)
J-T-R would've been proud of this piece of trash.
Jack the Ripper could not have done a better job at dragging women through a gauntlet of filth as this did. On second thought, everyone, male and female were portrayed as the worst of people. This is a depressing movie to be skipped altogether. The high ranking given by the viewers must be reflective of what we have given ourselves up to (to the likes of Mulholland Drive). We're in trouble folks.
Heist (2001)
Standard super-thief intro that insults you in the end
Unless your intellect has been fried from watching mostly cheap nonsensical fluff, I advise you to watch the first 30 minutes of this one then push rewind because it's nothing but an insult to your intelligence after that. Hey, all we can ask is that a movie be true to itself... if it's going to be a slick robbery movie with lots of twists and turns, then you've gotta know your competition, be smart.