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Jin pu sa (1966)
Possibly the greatest movie ever made
This movie is terrible. In almost every fashion.
Terribly terrific, that is.
If you're a fan of bad movies and/or MST3K, seek out this Golden blossom of the orient with all your resources. Mei-Ah has out a very nice edition I'm sure you can find somewhere on the web.
There's an "action" hero who's probably an accountant, but is also a karate champion, a scene or two of pointless nudity, and an action sequence whose climactic moment is literally the throwing of a rock. Look out, Hard Boiled!
I really don't want to give away any plot-points of the film. I don't want to ruin the experience. What I can tell you is that it strives to be an episode of the old Batman television series with Adam West.
And it fails even at that. See it.
The Beast Within (1982)
Disgusting, uncalled for movie. If rape is your thing, this one's for you. I saw the edited version on Monstervision some years back and thought it was a kinda funny, kinda gross, really bad late night watch. Unedited it falls among the ranks of plain 80's filth. If you ever have the urge to watch this movie for any reason, save yourself some time and just stick your finger down your throat or step in some dog poop (or both).