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5 out of 5 people found the following review useful:
Zombie movies can be made in any genre, 31 December 2011

This is a nothing-special pornographic movie made special by adding an unusual twist. The zombies are only women and they are not seeking brains.

Nobody watches porn for the acting. The zombie-ness is not so over-the-top as to get in the way of the porn. The porn is what anyone expects from a pornographic movie.

For me, the porn scenes were over long. I get the point. I'm ready for the next scene. (Porn movies always want to get their money's worth from the actresses, so they, you should pardon the expression, milk the scenes.)

The women are beautiful. They were no less beautiful for having gore smeared all over their bodies.

The story was no worse than in any zombie movie. The writing was no worse than any porn or zombie movie.

If you're looking for a zombie movie, look elsewhere. If you're looking for porn, you found it. There's a beginning, middle and end. The end is satisfying. The explanation of the zombies is as good as any other zombie movie.

Too much story, not enough Christy Canyon., 15 September 2011
10/10

I picked up this movie in a yard sale. I thought it was about the Supreme Court. I was pleasantly surprised when I found out what it really was.

The court discussion of the sexual activities in the film are titillating, but they break up the sex scenes. The scenes with Christy Canyon are great, but there aren't enough of them and they re short. They're not whole scenes. They are "excerpts from the movies she was in," as part of the story.

This is a good movie, but the sex scenes are not a titillating as the could be.

Captain Organ (2000) (V)
1 out of 1 people found the following review useful:
Kobé Tai makes this picture!, 15 August 2003
10/10

Any movie with Kobé Tai in it is worth watching. She looks great dressed or undressed. She doesn't mind getting dirty with men or women. She can act, even though the part doesn't call for much acting. I would recommend any picture with her in it. This is a great movie!

0 out of 2 people found the following review useful:
I didn't get it., 19 April 2003
5/10

I think I understand what the film makers were trying to do, but I don't think they did it. I was interested in the characters. I liked the handling of the

degradation of their personalities and their relationship, but it was hard to suspend my disbelief to the point that I could accept that they (the characters) continued filming their "adventure." It was a good try. Interesting try at the style, but I don't think they made it. It might just be me. Maybe I just didn't understand.

Excalibur (1981)
0 out of 2 people found the following review useful:
A brilliant retelling of a great classic., 6 March 2003
10/10

The story is classic. The characters are "everyman." The actors are superb. The music is Wagner and Orf. If you only see one movie is your lifetime, this is one to consider. There are few movies of any sort that could match it.

The only "flaw" in the movie are the sex-while-wearing-armor scenes. These just don't ring true. However, the gorgeous, naked women more than take your

mind off this oddity.

Signs (2002)
1 out of 2 people found the following review useful:
A bad remake of Night of the Living Dead, 14 February 2003
1/10

Bad script. Bad story. Incredibly bad casting. Uninteresting special effects. Insultingly stupid ending.

Whooda thought: An isolated group, besieged in a farmhouse by monsters.

The end is even more insulting. At least Night of the Living Dead has a great ending. Signs has all this religious crap about the dead warning the living about monsters that haven't shown up yet. Damn!

Love conquers all. Whooda thought? What a novel idea. ne ever made a movie in which someone's life was saved by eternal love!

If you want to see a great movie, see Night of the Living Dead. If you want to see a lousy remake, see Signs.

6 out of 12 people found the following review useful:
You'll laugh your head off!, 28 November 2002
10/10

Sure, there's nothing funny about a bagman carrying the heads of eight murdered men across the country, but this movie is a scream. Pesci is wonderful. The story is obvious--swapped luggage--but it's never been done like this before. You won't believe that you could laugh so hard at something this unfunny, but you will!

Van Wilder (2002)
Not as good as I had hoped..., 10 November 2002
7/10

...but better than I feared.

More bare breasts would have made it better. I saw the DVD not the cinema

version. I don't know what the difference is. I could have used a better "defined" person for the lead. The guy who played Van Wilder is much to vanilla pudding. Van Wilder should have been played by someone more memorable.

I liked all the "in-jokes" and comments.

Panic Room (2002)
2 out of 4 people found the following review useful:
Not even a little impressed, 28 October 2002
3/10

The situation was terribly artificial. The characters were unbelievable. The story was peopled by idiots. There was never any explanation for why Raoul was

brought into the picture, who he was or where he came from. There was little

explanation as to why Burnham, who seems a decent man and who repeatedly

refers to the security company he owns, suddenly becomes involved in this

burglary turned robbery turned kidnapping and murder.

Meg is clearly an idiot. There were more than several times when she was

watching the burglars on her monitors and they were not in the bedroom. She

finally figured this out and got her cell phone. She was not smart enough to get the phone without knocking over a lamp to let the bad guys know she was out

of the room, but there were times after this that the room was empty. All she needed to do was open the door, lean out and call.

When she had the police at the door my six year old daughter rolled her eyes

and asked me why she didn't just tell the police what was going on and ask them to back off. If a six year old could think of it, why couldn't Meg Altman?

When the burglars were trapped in the panic room, they threatened to let her

daughter die if she didn't get out of the room so Raoul could get his hand

unstuck. "The police are already on the way. Do you want to add another

murder to the list of charges against you?" Meg is an idiot.

I am embarrassed to say that I saw this movie. I rated it a 3 because I really like Jodi Foster's work and I can't blame the lousy story on her.

Panic Room (2002)
2 out of 4 people found the following review useful:
Not even a little impressed, 28 October 2002
3/10

The situation was terribly artificial. The characters were unbelievable. The story was peopled by idiots. There was never any explanation for why Raoul was

brought into the picture, who he was or where he came from. There was little

explanation as to why Burnham, who seems a decent man and who repeatedly

refers to the security company he owns, suddenly becomes involved in this

burglary turned robbery turned kidnapping and murder.

Meg is clearly an idiot. There were more than several times when she was

watching the burglars on her monitors and they were not in the bedroom. She

finally figured this out and got her cell phone. She was not smart enough to get the phone without knocking over a lamp to let the bad guys know she was out

of the room, but there were times after this that the room was empty. All she needed to do was open the door, lean out and call.

When she had the police at the door my six year old daughter rolled her eyes

and asked me why she didn't just tell the police what was going on and ask them to back off. If a six year old could think of it, why couldn't Meg Altman?

When the burglars were trapped in the panic room, they threatened to let her

daughter die if she didn't get out of the room so Raoul could get his hand

unstuck. "The police are already on the way. Do you want to add another

murder to the list of charges against you?" Meg is an idiot.

I am embarrassed to say that I saw this movie. I rated it a 3 because I really like Jodi Foster's work and I can't blame the lousy story on her.


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