20 February 2017

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11:00 PMConan - Norm Macdonald; Keke Palmer; ZZ Top: Comic Norm Macdonald; actress Keke Palmer; band ZZ Top.
12:00 AM2 Broke Girls - And the Kilt Trip: Caroline, Max and the diner gang go to the St. Patrick's Day parade.
12:30 AMConan - Norm Macdonald; Keke Palmer; ZZ Top: Comic Norm Macdonald; actress Keke Palmer; band ZZ Top.
1:30 AMSeinfeld - The Pony Remark: Jerry feels responsible for the death of an elderly woman (Rozsika Halmos) he upset the day before.
2:00 AMEraser: Government agent hides woman pursued by traitors.
4:30 AMNew Girl - Katie: Jess meets a handsome stranger who thinks she is his blind date; Winston's mother visits.
5:00 AMMarried ... With Children - Lez Be Friends: Al finds himself attracted to Marcy's visiting lesbian cousin, Mandy.
5:30 AMMarried ... With Children - Desperate Half Hour: The Bundys wind up being held hostage by Bud's prison pen pal.
6:00 AMMarried ... With Children - How to Marry a Moron: After falling in love with one of her captors, Kelly is escorted by Al to the altar.
6:30 AMMarried ... With Children - Pilot: Al wants to spend a night out with the boys, but Peggy has other plans for him.
7:00 AMMarried ... With Children - Thinergy: Peggy hopes to rekindle the flame in her marriage when Al's interest in romance wanes.
7:30 AMMarried ... With Children - Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?: Al is unable to buy Peggy an anniversary gift when his family overcharges his credit cards.
8:00 AMMarried ... With Children - But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy: Al accidentally shoots his neighbor's dog when he investigates a strange noise in the night.
8:30 AMMarried ... With Children - Have You Driven a Ford Lately?: Peggy and Marcy feel neglected when Al and Steve become preoccupied restoring a '65 Mustang.
9:00 AMThe King of Queens - Frigid Heirs: After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent.
9:30 AMThe King of Queens - Switch Sitters: Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone.
10:00 AMThe King of Queens - Cheap Saks: Carrie learns Doug's ex-girlfriend has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.
10:30 AMThe King of Queens - Damned Yanky: Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital.
11:00 AMThe Cleveland Show - When a Man (or a Freight Train) Loves His Cookie: Cleveland's mom, Cookie, runs away with George Clinton and the P-Funk All-Stars.
11:30 AMThe Cleveland Show - Pins, Spins and Fins! (Shark Story Cut for Time): Donna tries to put Rallo in his place; Cleveland, Lester, Holt and Terry take a road trip.
12:00 PMAmerican Dad - Standard Deviation: To avoid a suicide mission, Stan must beat Bullock in a DJ battle; Jeff drinks psychedelic teas.
12:30 PMAmerican Dad - Father's Daze: The Smith family forgets to celebrate Father's Day, so they plan the perfect day to atone.
1:00 PMAmerican Dad - Fight and Flight: Stan goes all out to produce a reenactment of Charles Lindbergh's solo flight for Steve's project.
1:30 PMAmerican Dad - The Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba: Hayley takes Roger to a meditation center and he becomes a leading authority on meditation.
2:00 PMFamily Guy - Run, Chris, Run: When Chris becomes homecoming king, Meg learns that the cool kids plan to prank him at the ceremony.
2:30 PMFamily Guy - Death Has a Shadow: Peter gets drunk, setting off a series of events which end at the Super Bowl.
3:00 PMNew Girl - Fluffer: Jess and Nick discuss their relationship; Schmidt pretends to be one of Mitt Romney's sons.
3:30 PMNew Girl - Neighbors: Jess and Schmidt are determined to befriend their new, young neighbors.
4:00 PMFriends - The One With the Race Car Bed: Monica buys a new bed; Ross dines with Rachel's overbearing father (Ron Leibman).
4:30 PMFriends - The One With the Giant Poking Device: Chandler and Janice reach a turning point; baby sitter Monica bangs Ben's head.
5:00 PMFriends - The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister: Ross becomes suspicious when Rachel meets a man who may help change her career.
5:30 PMFriends - The One With All the Jealousy: Jealous Ross makes a surprise visit to Rachel's office; Monica likes a busboy.
6:00 PMSeinfeld - The Busboy: George feels responsible for getting a busboy fired and tries to make it up to him.
6:30 PMSeinfeld - The Baby Shower: Jerry's cable TV installer shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower.
7:00 PMSeinfeld - The Jacket: Jerry buys a very expensive suede jacket but learns that clothes don't always make the man.
7:30 PMSeinfeld - The Chinese Restaurant: Jerry and his friends have difficulty getting a table at a crowded Chinese restaurant.
8:00 PMThe Big Bang Theory - The Staircase Implementation: Leonard tells Penny about how he met Sheldon and what happened to the elevator.
8:30 PMThe Big Bang Theory - The Lunar Excitation: Raj and Howard set up an online dating profile for Sheldon and find the perfect woman.
9:00 PMThe Big Bang Theory - The Robotic Manipulation: Penny tags along on Sheldon's first date; Wolowitz finds a new use for a robotic arm.
9:30 PMThe Big Bang Theory - The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification: Sheldon realizes he will not live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body.
10:00 PMThe Detour - The City  : Nate is offered a new job in New York City, so the family heads out from Syracuse.
10:30 PMThe Detour - The Club  : Robin's ex Carlos lures her back into their past with a visit to the club where they used to party.
11:03 PMConan - Steven Yeun; Chris Martin: Actor Steven Yeun; Chris Martin performs.