3 May 2015

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11:00 PMGhosts of Girlfriends Past: Spirits of jilted lovers take a cad on an odyssey examining his many failed relationships.
1:00 AMLife as We Know It: Two people must learn to put aside their mutual dislike and raise their orphaned goddaughter.
3:30 AMThe Nutty Professor: A potion turns obese, mild-mannered professor Klump into slick, lean Buddy Love.
5:30 AMMarried ... With Children - Get Outta Dodge: Al is offered a sports car in return for a commercial about his old clunker.
6:00 AMRules of Engagement - Sex Toy Story: Jeff wonders if he and Audrey are lacking adventure in their personal life.
6:30 AMMarried ... With Children - 25 Years and What Do You Get?: A mad search ensues after Buck buries Peg's belated anniversary present somewhere in the backyard.
7:00 AMMarried ... With Children - Ship Happens: Al realizes his worst nightmare when the Bundys and D'Arcys go on a dream vacation to the Caribbean.
7:30 AMMarried ... With Children - Ship Happens: The cruise ship sinks, leaving the Bundys in a life boat with Gilbert Gottfried.
8:00 AMGhost Rider: A motorcycle stuntman who sold his soul becomes a supernatural agent of vengeance.
10:30 AMSeinfeld - The Red Dot: Elaine's alcoholic boyfriend resumes drinking; Jerry is the unwitting cause.
11:00 AMSeinfeld - The Suicide: Jerry worries that his comatose neighbor will recover and seek revenge; George fears a plane crash.
11:30 AMThe Cleveland Show - American Prankster: Cleveland Jr. is kicked out of the scouts after one of Rallo's pranks goes too far.
12:00 PMAmerican Dad - Great Space Roaster: Roger wants to be roasted on his birthday but ends up being distraught by the jokes.
12:30 PMAmerican Dad - 100 A.D.: Stan offers a reward to the person who can stop Hayley and her old boyfriend from eloping.
1:00 PMAmerican Dad - Son of Stan: Francine and Stan compare parenting skills after Stan creates a clone of Steve.
1:30 PMAmerican Dad - Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls: Wanting to have the scariest haunted house on the block, Stan comes up with a ``killer'' setup.
2:00 PMFamily Guy - Saving Private Brian: Brian and Stewie find themselves in boot camp; Chris and his rock band have a hit.
2:30 PMThe King of Queens - Manhattan Project: Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available.
3:00 PMThe King of Queens - Single Spaced: Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after running into friends who recently had a child.
3:30 PMThe King of Queens - Fatty McButterpants: Doug has a hard time coming to grips with his need to lose weight.
4:00 PMFriends - The One With the Ick Factor: Monica's new boyfriend (Stan Kirsch) exposes his own secret after she admits her true age.
4:30 PMFriends - The One With the Birth: Carol (Jane Sibbett) begins labor; Ross and Susan (Jessica Hecht) clash.
5:00 PMFriends - The One Where Rachel Finds Out: Rachel discovers Ross' feelings for her when he goes out of town on a business trip.
5:30 PMFriends - The One With All the Candy: Rachel and Tag set the ground rules for their developing relationship.
6:00 PMSeinfeld - The Bris: A religious ceremony makes Jerry and Elaine apprehensive about being godparents.
6:30 PMSeinfeld - The Lip Reader: George enlists a lip-reader (Marlee Matlin) to learn why his girlfriend dumped him.
7:00 PMSeinfeld - The Barber: Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts.
7:30 PMSeinfeld - The Non-Fat Yogurt: Jerry and Elaine suspect Kramer's yogurt shop is causing their weight gain.
8:00 PMFamily Guy - Call Girl: When Lois gets a job at an adults-only phone line to earn extra money, she takes a call from Peter.
8:30 PMFamily Guy - Turban Cowboy: An unfortunate sky-diving accident sends Peter to the hospital, where he makes a new friend.
9:00 PMAmerican Dad - The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith: Steve is told that Deputy Director Bullock is showing signs of dementia and needs his memory erased.
9:30 PMAmerican Dad - Lost in Space: Jeff must prove his love for Hayley to Emperor Zing in order to find his way home.
10:00 PMThe Big Bang Theory - The Bon Voyage Reaction: When Leonard receives an opportunity to work overseas, Penny and Sheldon are thrown for a loop.
10:30 PMThe Big Bang Theory - The Hofstadter Insufficiency: Sheldon and Penny share secrets while Leonard is away; Wolowitz helps Raj get over his ex.
11:00 PMConan: Actor Jeremy Renner; actor T.J. Miller; musician Mikal Cronin.
12:00 AMLocal Programming