3 July 2015

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11:30 PMArcher - Skorpio: Cyril not only fears for his girlfriend's life but her succumbing to Archer's heroics.
12:02 AMHalf Baked: Potheads sell marijuana to raise bail for a fellow stoner who accidentally killed a horse.
2:17 AMTeam America: World Police: Puppet commandos protect the planet from fiendish terrorists and North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il.
4:43 AMComedy Central Presents - Jeff Stilson: Comic Jeff Stilson discusses how to balance a wife, three kids and low self-esteem.
5:00 AMBlademasters: 1 dragon sword, Quicksilver bowie, Tac Assault bowie, 10 dealer dozen tacticals, 21 piece set.
5:30 AMSex Please: Nutritional supplement proven to enhance your libido and sexual function.
6:00 AMBEACH BODIES OF 2015!: An hour's worth of results in 25 minutes. From the creators of Insanity & P90X comes Focus T25.
6:30 AM21 DAY FIX
7:00 AMPaid Programming: Paid programming.
7:30 AMTry Total Gym for $14.95: Total Gym Fit is the only piece of fitness equipment you need to get into the best shape.
8:00 AMSouth Park - Tom's Rhinoplasty: A substitute teacher threatens Stan and Wendy's relationship.
8:35 AMSouth Park - Taming Strange: Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty. Kyle tries to save their relationship.
9:10 AMSouth Park - Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants: The boys' gesture of goodwill to Afghanistan backfires.
9:45 AMSouth Park - Manbearpig: When the boys are trapped in a cave-in, Cartman discovers treasure.
10:20 AMSouth Park - The China Probrem: Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event.
10:54 AMSouth Park - Fatbeard: Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate.
11:28 AMDrunk History - Boston: Mary Dyer wages war with the Puritan establishment; two thieves pull off a $500 million art heist.
12:00 PMDrunk History - Washington, D.C.: Woodward and Bernstein blow open the Watergate scandal; Elvis crashes the White House to meet Nixon.
12:32 PMDrunk History - Chicago: Al Capone gets destroyed by an unlikely enemy; prairie lawyer Abraham Lincoln gets a huge break.
1:04 PMDrunk History - Atlanta: John Pemberton invents Coca-Cola from wine and cocaine; Stetson Kennedy infiltrates the Klan.
1:35 PMDrunk History - San Francisco: Patty Hearst gets kidnapped and brainwashed; Mark Twain flees the city.
2:07 PMDrunk History - Detroit: Ralph Nader goes to war with General Motors; Houdini and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle become rivals.
2:38 PMDrunk History - Wild West: Fighting goes on until the bitter end at the Alamo; Billy the Kid.
3:10 PMDrunk History - Nashville: Lewis and Clark explore the dangerous west; Dolly Parton has to leave the man who made her famous.
3:41 PMDrunk History - New York City: Frederic Bartholdi struggles to sell the U.S. Congress on the Statue of Liberty.
4:13 PMDrunk History - Montgomery, AL: Percy Julian battles adversity to become a great scientist; Joe Louis fights Max Schmeling.
4:45 PMDrunk History - American Music: Disc jockey Alan Freed brings popularity to rock 'n' roll music; Kris Kristofferson writes songs.
5:17 PMDrunk History - Baltimore: Abraham Lincoln tries to avoid assassination on the way to his inauguration.
5:48 PMDrunk History - Charleston: Charles Sumner gets caned on the Senate floor; Judge J. Waties Waring helps end segregation.
6:20 PMDrunk History - Hollywood: Orson Welles's Citizen Kane upsets William Randolph Hearst; Ub Iwerks helps create Mickey Mouse.
6:52 PMDrunk History - Hawaii: James Cook discovers Hawaii and parties with the natives; Daniel Inouye fights in World War II.
7:24 PMDrunk History - First Ladies: Frances Cleveland becomes the youngest first lady; Edith Wilson runs the country.
7:56 PMDrunk History - Philadelphia: Baron von Steuben helps train the Continental Army; John Adams and Thomas Jefferson campaign.
8:28 PMDrunk History - Sports Heroes: Jim Thorpe is named the greatest athlete of the 20th century; Babe Didrikson; Jim Abbott.
9:00 PMHot Tub Time Machine: A hot tub transports four pals back to their heyday in the 1980s.
11:23 PMHot Tub Time Machine: A hot tub transports four pals back to their heyday in the 1980s.