31 August 2015

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11:00 PMConan: Actress Kristen Stewart; comics Tig Notaro and Jon Dore; singer Brian WIlson.
12:00 AMThe Office - Cafe Disco: Michael brings dancing and coffee to the office; Jim and Pam plan a secret trip.
12:30 AMConan: Actress Kristen Stewart; comics Tig Notaro and Jon Dore; singer Brian WIlson.
1:30 AMCougar Town - Little Girl Blues: Travis brings his new girlfriend, a grad student, home to meet Jules.
2:00 AMYoung Guns: An English aristocrat hires Billy the Kid and five other outcasts to guard his New Mexico ranch.
4:00 AMAmerica's Funniest Home Videos: Pint-sized pooches; wedding mishaps; talking animals; funny things kids say.
5:00 AMMarried ... With Children - You Better Watch Out: Al is forced to step in when a hapless Santa accidentally parachutes into the Bundys' backyard.
5:30 AMMarried ... With Children - Guys and Dolls: Steve and Al sell Marcy's treasured Barbie doll to buy a rare baseball card.
6:00 AMRules of Engagement - Zygote: Jeff, Audrey and their surrogate visit a fertility specialist; Timmy and Russell go on double dates.
6:30 AMRules of Engagement - Anniversary Chicken: Jeff tries to surprise Audrey on their anniversary; Russell needs Timmy to act as his interpreter.
7:00 AMMarried ... With Children - Build a Better Mousetrap: Al wrecks the house while attempting to catch an elusive mouse.
7:30 AMMarried ... With Children - Master the Possibilities: Assuming they aren't liable, Al and Peggy overextend on Buck the dog's new credit card.
8:00 AMMarried ... With Children - Peggy Loves Al, ``Yeah, Yeah, Yeah'': For her Valentine's Day gift, Peggy wants Al to say ``I love you.''
8:30 AMMarried ... With Children - The Great Escape: A grounded Kelly wants Bud to help her escape to a rock concert.
9:00 AMMarried ... With Children - Impo-Dent: Steve becomes suddenly impotent after Marcy dents his car while he is away.
9:30 AMMarried ... With Children - Just Married ... With Children: Al and Peggy appear on a game show pretending to be Steve and Marcy Rhoades.
10:00 AMThe King of Queens - Pour Judgment: Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion.
10:30 AMThe King of Queens - Gym Neighbors: Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor so Carrie can lose a few pounds.
11:00 AMThe King of Queens - Gorilla Warfare: Doug struggles to come up with a new romantic line for Valentine's Day.
11:30 AMThe King of Queens - Hi, School: When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero.
12:00 PMThe Cleveland Show - Escape From Goochland: Cleveland and the gang head to their rival high school for an annual football game.
12:30 PMAmerican Dad - Tearjerker: In a spy-movie spoof, Stan must stop a diabolical film producer who makes movies that can kill.
1:00 PMAmerican Dad - Oedipal Panties: Stan's mother comes running to him for support after her boyfriend dumps her.
1:30 PMAmerican Dad - Widowmaker: Francine urges Stan to open up emotionally,but gets a big surprise.
2:00 PMAmerican Dad - Red October Sky: Stan goes in search of a former KGB agent and finds the man is his new next-door neighbor.
2:30 PMFamily Guy - Peter Griffin: Husband, Father ... Brother?: Chris discovers that he has a black ancestor and embraces African-American culture.
3:00 PMNew Girl - Backslide: The gang worries that Jess and Nick may take a step backward when they run into their exes.
3:30 PMNew Girl - See Ya: One of the roommates decides to move out; Cece and Schmidt's relationship reaches a crossroads.
4:00 PMFriends - The One With the Ballroom Dancing: Monica and Rachel may be evicted; romance threatens Phoebe's job.
4:30 PMFriends - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend: Chandler becomes increasingly attracted to Joey's new girlfriend (Paget Brewster).
5:00 PMFriends - The One With the Dirty Girl: Ross dates a housekeeping-challenged paleontologist (Rebecca Romijn).
5:30 PMFriends - The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line: Chandler must make a decision after sharing a kiss with Joey's girlfriend.
6:00 PMSeinfeld - The Boyfriend: Jerry and Elaine vie for time with ballplayer Keith Hernandez.
6:30 PMSeinfeld - The Boyfriend: Jerry and Elaine vie for time with his new friend, baseball player Keith Hernandez.
7:00 PMSeinfeld - The Fix-Up: Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson).
7:30 PMSeinfeld - The Limo: Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.
8:00 PMThe Big Bang Theory - The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation: A betrayal threatens the guys' relationship with Sheldon as well as Leonard's chances with Penny.
8:30 PMThe Big Bang Theory - The Jiminy Conjecture: Penny and Leonard try to recover from an awkward hookup; Howard and Sheldon make a high-stakes bet.
9:00 PMThe Big Bang Theory - The Gothowitz Deviation: Sheldon tries chocolate-based behavior modification on Penny; Howard and Raj hit a Goth nightclub.
9:30 PMThe Big Bang Theory - The Pirate Solution: Raj faces deportation if he doesn't find a job; Leonard and Penny deal with Howard as a third wheel.
10:00 PMThe Big Bang Theory - The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary: Sheldon seeks revenge on his nemesis; Wolowitz wants Penny to set him up with one of her friends.
10:30 PMThe Big Bang Theory - The Cornhusker Vortex: Sheldon teaches Leonard about football; kite-fighting threatens Howard and Raj's friendship.
11:00 PMConan: Comic Amy Schumer; former professional basketball player Kenny Smith; comic Joe Zimmerman.
12:00 AMLocal Programming