27 August 2016

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11:30 PMTwo and a Half Men - Dead From the Waist Down: Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.
12:00 AMTwo and a Half Men - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun: When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift.
12:30 AMFriends - The One Where Joey Speaks French: Monica and Chandler learn their baby's father might not be an upstanding citizen.
1:00 AMEverybody Loves Raymond - Sleepover at Peggy's: When Ray drops off Ally for a sleepover, he fears that his cookie-drive rival is flirting with him.
1:30 AMEverybody Loves Raymond - Who's Next: Ray seems pleased that Debra has chosen Linda to replace her if she dies.
2:00 AMFriends - The One With the Embryos: Phoebe undergoes a procedure so she can serve as a surrogate mother.
2:30 AMSeinfeld - The Marine Biologist: George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate.
3:00 AMWhat Went Down - One Sweet Fail  : Paragliders collide in midair; a guy balances on a yoga ball while playing a bagpipe.
3:30 AMWhat Went Down - Random Acts of Failure  : A horse and buggy collide with a truck; a group of guys in full armor hits the gym.
4:00 AMPaid Programming: Paid programming.
4:30 AMGood Sex vs. GREAT Sex!: Boost sex drive and blood flow.
5:00 AMJumpstart Your Car From ANYWHERE!: The portable lithium power station that can jump start your car, truck, lawn mower and even boats.
5:30 AMGood Sex vs. GREAT Sex!: Boost sex drive and blood flow.
6:00 AMFast Solution to More Hair: Discover the latest advancements in hair restoration; get hair back in as little as 4 to 6 weeks.
6:30 AMTai Chi Master!: Learn to master the 18 fundamental moves of Tai Chi in just 90 days!
7:00 AMCalling Dr. Pol - Winter Is Coming  : Despite the brutal cold, the vets trudge through snow to help cows and pigs in need.
7:30 AMCalling Dr. Pol - Picture Pol-fect  : Charles comes down with ringworm; a Labrador has several mishaps.
8:00 AMDog Town, USA - Change for Penny  : Dr. Mike Dix needs help with his hyperactive beagle, Penny.
8:30 AMDog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition - The Bandit and the Bulldog  : An English bulldog bullies its owners; an aggressive Chihuahua and its owners need training.
9:00 AMDog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition - No Funny Business  : A Hollywood comic needs help handling his dogs; an overly cautious canine.
9:30 AMDog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition - Trials by Mateo  : A border collie displays possessive aggression toward a family member.
10:00 AMDog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition - Sheltie Academy  : A teacher's rescued sheltie attacks home appliances and barks nonstop in the car.
10:30 AMSave Our Shelter - West Vancouver BCSPCA  : Rob renovates the intake room and revamps the kitty courtyard at a West Vancouver shelter.
11:00 AMDream Quest With Evette Rios - Dreams of the Virgin Islands  : Two girls encounter a 400-pound sea lion; a couple have their wedding ceremony underwater.
11:30 AMHatched - Hydroz  : Entrepreneurs seek financial backing to launch their unique flip-flops to retail stores.
12:00 PMZoo Clues - Animals With Jobs  : The ways animals make themselves indispensable.
12:30 PMThe Coolest Places on Earth - Coolest Boat Races  : Fast, prestigious and ridiculous boat races.
1:00 PMBest Pan Ever!: Copper Chef is the non-stick, no clean up pan that serves as a roasting pan and baking dish!
2:00 PMJust for Laughs Gags - Optimus Pranks  : ``Killer Cotton Candy''; ``Adventures of Gary Potter''; ``Wash Bucket Challenge.''
2:30 PMJust for Laughs Gags - Junior Pranksters  : ``The Ladder to Laughs''; ``Baby's First Bubble Gum''; ``Littlest Romeo.''
3:00 PMTwo and a Half Men - Camel Filters and Pheremones: The housekeeper's sexy teenage granddaughter attracts the guys' attention.
3:30 PMTwo and a Half Men - Sarah Like Puny Alan: Charlie drags his ailing brother to a men's steam room.
4:00 PMTwo and a Half Men - I Can't Afford Hyenas: Charlie's accountant (Richard Lewis) tries to explain his financial woes.
4:30 PMTwo and a Half Men - Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats: Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
5:00 PMLocal Programming
6:30 PMNew York Mets Pregame
7:00 PMMLB Baseball - Philadelphia Phillies at New York Mets 
10:00 PMLocal Programming
11:00 PMThe Honeymooners - Trapped: Thugs chase Ralph after he sees a bank robbery.
11:30 PMThe Honeymooners - The Loudspeaker: Ralph expects to be Raccoon of the Year.
12:00 AMLocal Programming