| 11:00 PM | Conan: Ed Helms; Alice Eve; cast of Alcoholics. |
| 12:00 AM | Who Gets the Last Laugh?: Nicole Sullivan gives unwelcome roadside assistance; Kevin McDonald leaves a confusing impression. |
| 12:30 AM | Conan: Ed Helms; Alice Eve; cast of Alcoholics. |
| 1:30 AM | The Office - Dunder-Mifflin Infinity: Ryan returns to Dunder-Mifflin's Scranton branch to bring the company into the digital age. |
| 2:00 AM | Never Back Down: A teen is lured into combat in an underground fighting league. |
| 4:00 AM | Tyler Perry's For Better or Worse - Mommy Dearest : Tina refuses to cancel her party plans to stay home and watch her brother. |
| 4:30 AM | Married ... With Children - Driving Mr. Boondy: Al discovers he has to retake a driving test and finds Bud is his instructor from hell. |
| 5:00 AM | Married ... With Children - Kelly Breaks Out: Acne threatens Kelly's doing commercials for a brewery. |
| 5:30 AM | Married ... With Children - Naughty but Niece: Bud and the D'Arcys' niece hit it off. |
| 6:00 AM | Married ... With Children - Business Sucks: Al ejects a customer for nursing her baby. |
| 6:30 AM | Married ... With Children - Business Still Sucks: With the protest showing no signs of ending, Al sells only men's shoes. |
| 7:00 AM | My Name Is Earl - Earl and Joy's Anniversary: Earl remembers his first wedding anniversary with Joy when Randy threw them a surprise party. |
| 7:30 AM | My Name Is Earl - Nature's Game Show: A series of tornados hit Camden County; a wild boat ride convinces Randy that he is invincible. |
| 8:00 AM | The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Fresh Prince, The Movie: Murder witness Will enters a witness protection program and life in an Alabama trailer park. |
| 8:30 AM | The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Will's Misery: A new sorority pledge plans to teach Will a lesson; guest Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. |
| 9:00 AM | Tyler Perry's House of Payne - Number Five's Fight: After C.J. has to lay off firefighters, Roland must use his PR skills to avoid altercation. |
| 9:30 AM | Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns - Meet the Other Side: Brown refers Derek to the hospital as his assistant but Derek holds back so Brown can keep his job. |
| 10:00 AM | The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Father Knows Best: Ashley drops out of private school; Hilary tries to broaden her talk show's demographics. |
| 10:30 AM | The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Soooooooul Train: Carlton vies with Will in a dance contest on ``Soul Train''; guest Don Cornelius. |
| 11:00 AM | Rules of Engagement - Mannequin Head Ball: Jeff and Adam invent a new game; Timmy and Russell go on a double date. |
| 11:30 AM | Rules of Engagement - The Big Picture: When Russell's mother cuts off his trust fund, he moves in with Timmy. |
| 12:00 PM | According to Jim - Anec-Don'ts: Jim makes up a story about his construction office catching fire. |
| 12:30 PM | Everybody Loves Raymond - Robert Needs Money: Ray and Debra loan $1,000 to pressed Robert, then are surprised when he uses it to go to Las Vegas. |
| 1:00 PM | American Dad - The Worst Stan: Stan convinces his friend to get married so he can get a shot at being a best man. |
| 1:30 PM | American Dad - Virtual In-Stanity: Stan tries to bond with Steve by creating a busty female alias; Roger starts a limo service. |
| 2:00 PM | Wipeout: Contestants tackle an extreme obstacle course to win $50,000. |
| 3:00 PM | Cougar Town - Don't Do Me Like That: Family and friends get in the way of Jules' 10th date with her boyfriend. |
| 3:30 PM | Friends - The One Where Phoebe Runs: Phoebe's uncoordinated movements attract attention while jogging. |
| 4:00 PM | Friends - The One With Ross' Teeth: Ross bleaches his teeth but does not expect the outcome. |
| 4:30 PM | Friends - The One With the Apothecary Table: Janine's attitude causes strife between Joey and his friends. |
| 5:00 PM | Friends - The One With the Joke: Ross and Chandler argue over the authorship of a joke Ross submitted to Playboy. |
| 5:30 PM | The King of Queens - Soft Touch: Doug is lured into a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters. |
| 6:00 PM | The King of Queens - Strike Out: The IPS strike continues and Carrie arranges a play date for Doug. |
| 6:30 PM | Seinfeld - The Lip Reader: George enlists a lip-reader (Marlee Matlin) to learn why his girlfriend dumped him. |
| 7:00 PM | Seinfeld - The Butter Shave: Jerry gets upset when a lame comic follows his act; Kramer uses butter. |
| 7:30 PM | Seinfeld - The Yada Yada: George realizes his girlfriend's slang may leave out vital information. |
| 8:00 PM | Family Guy - Holy Crap: Peter's retired father moves in and drives everyone crazy with his religiosity. |
| 8:30 PM | Family Guy - DaBoom: Paranoid about Y2K, Peter herds the family into the basement for protection. |
| 9:00 PM | The Big Bang Theory - The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation: A betrayal threatens the guys' relationship with Sheldon as well as Leonard's chances with Penny. |
| 9:30 PM | The Big Bang Theory - The Jiminy Conjecture: Penny and Leonard try to recover from an awkward hookup; Howard and Sheldon make a high-stakes bet. |
| 10:00 PM | The Big Bang Theory - The Gothowitz Deviation: Howard and Raj hit a Goth nightclub to meet women. |
| 10:30 PM | The Big Bang Theory - The Pirate Solution: Raj faces deportation if he does not find a job. |
| 11:00 PM | Conan: Jesse Eisenberg; J.J. Abrams; 30 Seconds to Mars. |
| 12:00 AM | Local Programming |