26 February 2017

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10:00 PMScary Movie 5: New parents use expert advice and numerous cameras to rid themselves of a nefarious demon.
12:05 AMRoy Wood Jr.: Father Figure: Comic Roy Wood Jr. uses razor-sharp observations to give his take on various topics.
1:10 AMScary Movie 5: New parents use expert advice and numerous cameras to rid themselves of a nefarious demon.
3:10 AMRENO 911! - Dangle's Moving Day: Dangle asks his colleagues for help moving out of his house, but Jones is the only one who shows up.
3:40 AMKroll Show - canadiansafesex  : Mikey considers losing his virginity; Bobby Bottleservice becomes an unenthusiastic gigolo.
4:10 AMReview - Revenge; Getting Rich; Aching  : Critic Forrest MacNeil reviews real-life experiences that include revenge and getting rich quick.
4:40 AMComedy Central Presents - Tracy Smith: Comic Tracy Smith discusses hair removal, dieting and finding your soul mate.
5:00 AMPiYo Craze!: Define your body with PiYo. Chalene Johnson's new lower-impact workout series.
5:30 AMRelieve your foot pain with WalkFit!: WalkFit(r) Platinum insoles relieve foot, hip, knee and back pain.
6:00 AMTai Cheng: Join Joy and Regis Philbin as they explore Tai Cheng, a revolutionary program by Dr. Mark Cheng.
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7:00 AMTry Total Gym for $14.95: Total Gym Fit is the only piece of fitness equipment you need to get into the best shape.
7:30 AMPiYo Craze!: Define your body with PiYo. Chalene Johnson's new lower-impact workout series.
8:00 AMThe Half Hour - Rachel Feinstein  : Comic Rachel Feinstein discusses her postcoital behavior; her embarrassing mother.
8:30 AM1,000 Ways to Die - If You're Dead, Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You: Geek gets uninstalled; hip hop queen gets butted out; fake gang banger gets body slammed.
9:03 AMFuturama - Anthology of Interest I: The professor invents a ``what if'' machine; guest voice Al Gore.
9:36 AMFuturama - The Cryonic Woman: Fry and Bender's behavior causes all the Planet Express crewmen to lose their jobs.
10:09 AMFuturama - Parasites Lost: Fry eats a sandwich infested with worms that make him stronger and smarter.
10:42 AMFuturama - Amazon Women in the Mood: The ship crashes on a planet inhabited by a race of man-hating, giant women.
11:15 AMSouth Park - Naughty Ninjas: South Park's citizens decide they no longer need a police force.
11:47 AMSouth Park - You Got...: Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.
12:15 PMSouth Park - Toilet Paper: The boys' friendship undergoes a test when they become suspects in a criminal investigation.
12:48 PMSouth Park - South Park: Pandemic 1& 2: The world struggles to contain an epidemic of Peruvian flute bands.
1:54 PMSouth Park - Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?: Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.
2:27 PMSouth Park - Probably: Satan is torn between two lovers.
2:59 PMSouth Park - The China Probrem: Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event.
3:31 PMSouth Park - Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow: The boys try to reunite their idols.
4:03 PMSouth Park - Mystery of the Urinal Deuce: Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.
4:38 PMSouth Park - Preschool: A former classmate seeks revenge for an incident that happened in preschool.
5:13 PMSouth Park - Tonsil Trouble: Cartman comes face to face with his mortality when his tonsillectomy goes wrong.
5:48 PMSouth Park - The Poor Kid: Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested.
6:15 PMSouth Park - The Passion of the Jew: Cartman pressures Kyle to watch a movie.
6:48 PMSouth Park - Here Comes the Neighborhood: Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he lures others to South Park.
7:21 PMSouth Park - The F Word: Obnoxious motorcycle riders are disrupting everyone in South Park.
7:54 PMSouth Park - Going Native: Butters decides to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.
8:27 PMSouth Park - Crme Fraiche: Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
9:00 PMSouth Park - Casa Bonita: Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party.
9:30 PMSouth Park - Chinpoko Mon: The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.
10:00 PMSouth Park - Make Love, Not Warcraft: The boys must stop a renegade player who threatens to destroy ``World of Warcraft.''
10:30 PMSouth Park - Good Times With Weapons: The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market.
11:00 PMSouth Park - The Black Friday Trilogy: The epic conclusion to the ``Game of Thrones'' parody.