Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (121593 votes) Will, Elizabeth and Barbossa join forces to free Jack Sparrow from Davy Jones' locker. Photos |  Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

Nightline 11:35 PM - 12:06 AM User Rating: 6.7/10 (65 votes) Highlighting creatures in remote and exotic locales around the world. Message Board

Jimmy Kimmel Live [TV14] 12:06 AM - 1:06 AM User Rating: 6.3/10 (1061 votes) Actress Rachel McAdams; actor Johnny Galecki; Allison Iraheta performs. Photos |  Message Board

CSI: Miami [TV14] "Target Specific"  (#7.19) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (39 votes) Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

Late Show With David Letterman [TVPG] 11:35 PM - 12:37 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (15 votes) Actress Kate Hudson; author Dr. James Hansen; Tori Amos performs. Photos |  Message Board

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson [TV14] 12:37 AM - 1:37 AM Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright; Rodrigo y Gabriela perform. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

Two and a Half Men [TV14] "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"  (#5.3) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (72 votes) Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age. Message Board

Friends [TV14] "The One With the Butt"  (#1.6) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (309 votes) An agent offers Joey a movie role; Chandler dates a liberal woman (Sofia Milos). Message Board

Friends [TVPG] "The One With Rachel's Date"  (#8.5) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.8/10 (184 votes) Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. Message Board

According to Jim [TVPG] "The Christmas Party"  (#2.10) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.9/10 (21 votes) A neighbor invites Cheryl and the children, but not Jim, to a Christmas party. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

The Office [TVPG] "Conflict Resolution"  (#2.21) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (335 votes) Michael takes responsibility for conflict resolution from the Human Relations department. Message Board

Seinfeld [TVPG] "The Doll"  (#7.16) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.3/10 (182 votes) One of Susan's dolls looks like George's mother; Kramer turns pool shark; guest Kathy Griffin. Message Board

The Simpsons "E. Pluribus Wiggum"  (#19.10) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 6.8/10 (240 votes) Homer destroys Springfield's fast-food district; Mayor Quimby decides to have an early election. Message Board

Seinfeld [TVPG] "The Wink"  (#7.4) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.8/10 (208 votes) An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer. Message Board

The Wendy Williams Show [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Model Janice Dickinson; executive producer George Hamilton (``My One and Only''). Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit [TV14] "Angels"  (#4.6) 11:35 PM - 12:35 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (37 votes) A travel agency specializes in exotic trips for sexual predators. Message Board

Tyler Perry's House of Payne [TVPG] "Commencement Day"  (#3.27) 12:35 AM - 1:05 AM Janine reveals shocking news to Ella but wants to keep it a secret from CJ and the children. Message Board

The Jay Leno Show [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Newsmaker interviews and comic sketches. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien [TV14] 11:35 PM - 12:37 AM Actress Drew Barrymore; jockey Joe Talamo; Paramore performs. Message Board

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon [TV14] 12:37 AM - 1:36 AM Comic Susie Essman; Bon Jovi performs. Message Board

American Masters [TVPG] "Louisa May Alcott: The Woman Behind Little Women" 9:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 8.2/10 (69 votes) Author Louisa May Alcott leads a literary double life. Message Board

Peanuts Gallery 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM ``Peanuts'' characters at Carnegie Hall.

Charlie Rose 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.8/10 (221 votes) Author Orhan Pamuk; author Walter Isaacson. Message Board

Tavis Smiley 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 5.7/10 (87 votes) Musicians Herb Alpert and Lani Hall. Message Board

Worldfocus 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM

Family Guy [TV14] "Brian Sings and Swings"  (#4.19) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.1/10 (203 votes) A near-death experience lands Brian in the hospital but infuses him with a new passion for life. Message Board

Family Guy [TV14] "Sibling Rivalry"  (#4.22) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (207 votes) After a pregnancy scare, Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy. Message Board

Lopez Tonight [TV14] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Message Board

The King of Queens [TVPG] "Moxie Moron"  (#9.3) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.8/10 (37 votes) Doug proves to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver. Message Board

The King of Queens [TVPG] "Sandwiched Out"  (#8.5) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.8/10 (36 votes) Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself. Message Board

Men of a Certain Age [TVMA] "The New Guy"  (#1.5) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Owen and Melissa go to a charity function with Joe's ex-wife and here new boyfriend. Message Board

The Closer [TV14] "Controlled Burn"  (#4.1) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.3/10 (72 votes) Priority Homicide is called in to investigate a large-scale fire. Message Board

Law & Order [TV14] "Merger"  (#10.4) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.4/10 (20 votes) The detectives suspect family in a wealthy girl's murder. Message Board

WWE Monday Night RAW [TVPG] 9:00 PM - 11:05 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (35 votes) Guest Host Grammy Award-Winning Star Timbaland. Plus, John Cena, DX & WWE Champion Sheamus. Message Board

Final Destination 2 [R] 11:05 PM - 1:05 AM User Rating: 6.4/10 (32510 votes) Grisly fates await the survivors of a highway calamity. Photos |  Message Board

True Blood [TVMA] "Mine"  (#1.3) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.0/10 (460 votes) Malcolm, Liam and Diane make a hasty retreat after Bill lays claim to Sookie. Message Board

Boxing's Best of 2009 [TVPG] Berto vs. Collazo 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Andre Berto vs. Luis Collazo. From Jan. 17, 2009.

The 25th Anniversary Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Concert [TV14] 12:00 AM - 4:10 AM User Rating: 9.3/10 (33 votes) Concerts at Madison Square Garden commemorate the institution. Message Board

High Crimes [PG-13] 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.1/10 (13502 votes) An attorney tries to prove her husband's innocence after the military accuses him of murder. Photos |  Message Board

Sex Games Cancun 4 [TVMA] 12:00 AM - 1:30 AM A compilation of episodes from the erotic series.

Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed [PG] 9:00 PM - 10:40 PM User Rating: 3.7/10 (7398 votes) Ben Stein exposes the persecution of those who challenge Darwin's theory of evolution. Message Board

The Making Of: Nine 10:40 PM - 11:00 PM Daniel Day-Lewis, Nicole Kidman and Kate Hudson star in the film.

Poliwood [TV14] 11:00 PM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 6.4/10 (46 votes) Actors go to the Democratic and Republican National Conventions. Message Board

Love in a Time of HIV [TV14] 12:30 AM - 1:30 AM How people are living and coping with HIV.

Lions for Lambs [R] 10:00 PM - 11:35 PM User Rating: 6.2/10 (20245 votes) The fate of two young soldiers ties together separate stories in California and Washington, D.C. Photos |  Message Board

The Pope of Greenwich Village [R] 11:35 PM - 1:40 AM User Rating: 6.4/10 (2829 votes) Two cousins try to get rich quick with a racehorse and mob money in New York's Little Italy. Message Board

America's Funniest Home Videos [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Pi¤ata mishaps; gymnast follies; a man in a kitchen. Message Board

The 700 Club [TVG] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 1.7/10 (282 votes) The Rev. Pat Robertson presents news and inspiration. Message Board

Whose Line Is It Anyway? [TVPG] 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM ``Weird Newscasters''; ``Questionable Impressions''; ``Scenes From a Hat.'' Message Board

Whose Line Is It Anyway? [TVPG] 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM ``Let's Make a Date''; ``Props''; ``Three-Headed Broadway Star.'' Message Board

Hoarders [TVPG] "Julie and Shannon" 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM A hoarder loses custody of her son to her ex-husband; a family of six lives in squalor. Message Board

Hoarders [TVPG] "Augustine" 11:00 PM - 12:01 AM Jason tries one last time to rescue his mother from the filth he escaped 14 years earlier. Message Board

Intervention [TV14] "Kristen"  (#2.6) 12:01 AM - 1:01 AM A mother is desperate to save her daughter from her addictions to heroin and cocaine. Message Board

The Green Mile [TV14] 8:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.3/10 (177856 votes)    top 250: #96 A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. Based on the book by Stephen King. Photos |  Message Board

The Hunt for Red October [TVPG] 12:00 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (52093 votes) Moscow, Washington and a CIA analyst track a renegade Soviet captain and his new submarine. Message Board

The Haunted [TVPG] Terror At Maple Dale 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

Cats 101 [TVG] "Maine Coon, Egyptian Mau, Siamese, Himalayan, Oriental and Turkish Angora"  (#1.2) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Maine coon, Egyptian mau, Siamese, Himalayan, Oriental and Turkish angora cats. Message Board

The Haunted [TVPG] Terror At Maple Dale 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM

Roll Bounce [TV14] 8:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 5.0/10 (3012 votes) A roller-skater prepares for a big showdown. Photos |  Message Board

Monica: Still Standing [TVPG] "Let Me Know!" 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM Monica's two choices for her album's first single are both rejected by J Records. Message Board

The Mo'Nique Show [TV14] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Musicians Lenny Kravitz and Sean Paul. Message Board

The Wendy Williams Show [TVPG] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Model Janice Dickinson; executive producer George Hamilton (``My One and Only''). Message Board

Million Dollar Listing [TV14] "Million Dollar Wild Swan Chase"  (#3.7) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Message Board

Million Dollar Listing [TV14] "In Real Estate Everything's Personal"  (#3.8) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Message Board

Million Dollar Listing [TV14] "Busted Dreams and Busted Homes" 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 3.5/10 (177 votes) Chad thinks he is listing a house for a friend; Madison picks up a dream client. Message Board

King of the Hill [TVPG] "Cops & Robert"  (#12.20) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (30 votes) A man vows revenge when Hank accidentally takes his wallet. Message Board

King of the Hill [TVPG] "It Came From the Garage"  (#12.21) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (23 votes) Hank ditches his team for a boat-building competition. Message Board

Family Guy [TV14] "McStroke"  (#6.8) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (248 votes) Peter has a stroke after eating too many hamburgers and vows to expose the fast- food company. Message Board

Family Guy [TV14] "Padre de Familia"  (#6.6) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.8/10 (229 votes) Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in pro-American sentiment at a parade. Message Board

Robot Chicken [TVMA] "Celebutard Mountain"  (#3.9) 12:00 AM - 12:15 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (21 votes) PS3 contest winner; Mr. Rogers turns Japanese; Spawn and the Devil face off. Message Board

Robot Chicken [TVMA] "Moesha Poppins"  (#3.10) 12:15 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.4/10 (16 votes) House's cousin; Lando Calrissian's dinner trap; ``1776.'' Message Board

Aqua Teen Hungerforce [TVMA] "PDA"  (#1.16) 12:30 AM - 12:45 AM User Rating: 7.7/10 (39 votes) Shake is convinced his PDA has been stolen by a Tar Monster. Message Board

Aqua Teen Hungerforce [TVPG] "Mail Order Bride"  (#1.17) 12:45 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.8/10 (35 votes) Shake and Carl buy a Russian mail-order bride together. Message Board

Where the Heart Is [PG-13] 9:00 PM - 11:45 PM User Rating: 6.4/10 (12470 votes) A pregnant teen is abandoned at an Oklahoma Wal-Mart. Photos |  Message Board

Where the Heart Is [PG-13] 11:45 PM - 2:30 AM User Rating: 6.4/10 (12470 votes) A pregnant teen is abandoned at an Oklahoma Wal-Mart. Photos |  Message Board

Anderson Cooper 360 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Anchors Anderson Cooper reports from New York. Message Board

Larry King Live 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.8/10 (395 votes) Interviews with newsmakers and viewer calls. Photos |  Message Board

Gabriel Iglesias: I'm Not Fat... I'm Fluffy [TV14] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.8/10 (10 votes) The comic performs. Message Board

Anjelah Johnson: That's How We Do It [TV14] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM The comic performs.

Futurama [TV14] "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid"  (#3.7) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 8.3/10 (229 votes) Flying brains with the power to reduce human intelligence conquer Earth. Message Board

Futurama [TV14] "Lesser of Two Evils"  (#2.11) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.9/10 (220 votes) The professor hires a robot, who looks exactly like Bender, to guard valuable cargo. Message Board

Operation Repo [TV14] 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 2.6/10 (87 votes) Matt and Froy slip into a gated community for a repossession; debtor and her softball team. Message Board

Operation Repo [TV14] 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 2.6/10 (87 votes) Matt and Froy track a car to the compound of what appears to be a polygamist cult. Message Board

Conspiracy Theory With Jesse Ventura [TV14] 9/11 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Jesse Ventura digs up evidence trying to prove the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks were an inside job.

Forensic Files [TV14] "Stick 'em Up" 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM A missing piece of duct tape helps solve a robbery and murder in Noel, Mo. Message Board

Forensic Files [TV14] 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM Message Board

Motor City Motors [TV14] The Gasser 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM A team of builders must turn a slow-rolling 1928 Ford Model-T into a hot rod.

MythBusters [TVPG] "Mini Myth Mayhem" 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 9.1/10 (7701 votes) The team works on six fan-requested fables. Message Board

Motor City Motors [TV14] The Gasser 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM A team of builders must turn a slow-rolling 1928 Ford Model-T into a hot rod.

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement [TVG] 8:00 PM - 10:05 PM User Rating: 5.3/10 (11189 votes) A young princess must marry or give up the throne. Photos |  Message Board

Phineas and Ferb [TVG] "Perry Lays an Egg; Gaming the System"  (#2.9) 10:05 PM - 10:30 PM Message Board

Hannah Montana [TVG] "Cheat It"  (#3.10) 10:30 PM - 10:55 PM User Rating: 3.9/10 (20 votes) Hannah pretends to be the girlfriend of celebrity Austin Rain. Message Board

Minuscule [TVY] "Quiet" 10:55 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.5/10 (316 votes) The continuous trickling of a kitchen faucet annoys Spider. Photos |  Message Board

Wizards of Waverly Place [TVG] "Future Harper"  (#2.16) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 6.7/10 (12 votes) Message Board

That's So Raven [TVG] "A Dog by Any Other Name"  (#1.14) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 4.8/10 (13 votes) Chelsea has a crush on a boy who has the same name as her dog. Message Board

Life With Derek [TVG] "Surprise!"  (#4.17) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM Message Board

Cory in the House [TVG] "Get Smarter"  (#1.12) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 3.5/10 (8 votes) The smartest girl in school asks Newt out. Message Board

NFL Football Minnesota Vikings at Chicago Bears 8:30 PM - 11:30 PM Brett Favre and the Vikings travel to Chicago to take on Jay Cutler and the Bears.

SportsCenter 11:30 PM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (652 votes) Sports news, scores, analysis and highlights. Message Board

Giuliana & Bill [TVPG] "An Italian Homecoming" 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Giuliana is asked to speak at her alma mater; Bill attempts to learn Italian. Message Board

Keeping Up With the Kardashians [TV14] "Baby Blues" 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 3.8/10 (12 votes) Khlo‚ gets excited when she thinks she's pregnant; Kim's ``little white lies'' gets her in trouble. Photos |  Message Board

Chelsea Lately [TV14] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 9.0/10 (5 votes) Actor Matt Lanter. Message Board

E! News 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 4.6/10 (49 votes) Entertainment news. Message Board

Chelsea Lately [TV14] 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM Dave Salmoni, biologist and host of TV's ``Rogue Nature.'' Message Board

The Soup [TV14] 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (83 votes) Message Board

Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives "Their Own Way" 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (193 votes) Guy heads to Arizona, California and Illinois to meet cooks doing things their own way. Message Board

Good Eats "Stew Romance"  (#11.7) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM Stew. Message Board

Unwrapped "Happy Hour" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (72 votes) Bacardi; Mean Green Margarita Salt; rum cakes; bourbon. Message Board

Unwrapped "Cozy Cuisine" 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (72 votes) A visit to Campbell's Soup, Boston Chowda Company, American Pie Bakery, and Manischewitz. Message Board

Unwrapped "Toasted" 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (72 votes) Toasty treats. Message Board

On the Record With Greta Van Susteren 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 3.1/10 (71 votes) Journalist and guests discuss current events. Message Board

The O'Reilly Factor 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 3.3/10 (1722 votes) Host Bill O'Reilly interviews newsmakers. Message Board

Hannity 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Commentary and interviews about the day's news.

Behind Enemy Lines [TV14] 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.1/10 (29986 votes) A Navy admiral orders the rescue of a fighter pilot after the Serbs shoot down his plane in Bosnia. Photos |  Message Board

Cliffhanger [TV14] 12:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 6.2/10 (31635 votes) Villains force Colorado climbers to find lost loot. Photos |  Message Board

The Ultimate Gift [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.3/10 (4985 votes) A young man embarks on a journey of self-discovery to claim an inheritance. Photos |  Message Board

The Golden Girls [TVPG] "Not Another Monday"  (#5.7) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.8/10 (25 votes) An ill friend (Geraldine Fitzgerald) wants to end her life. Message Board

House Hunters [TVG] "A Single Woman Searches for a Condo in San Francisco" 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM A woman searches for a condo in the Mission district of San Francisco. Message Board

For Rent [TVG] 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM A make-up artist wants to trade in her apartment for a new urban oasis in a trendy neighborhood.

Real Estate Intervention [TVG] "An Offer-Less Year"  (#1.6) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM A rowhouse has had no offers in nearly a year. Message Board

My First Place [TVG] "More Than They Bargained For" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.6/10 (8 votes) More delays cause a couple to question their purchase. Message Board

House Hunters [TVG] "Tired of the Big City" 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (129 votes) Newlyweds, ready to leave the big city, look for a home in Milwaukee. Message Board

My First Place [TVG] "Not Enough Negotiation" 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 6.6/10 (8 votes) Jen feels her realtor didn't get her a good enough price on the condo she was buying. Message Board

Pawn Stars [TVPG] "Rick's Bad Day" 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Theater playbill from the night Lincoln was assassinated; halberds; perpetual motion clock. Message Board

Pawn Stars [TVPG] "Bikes and Blades" 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM Rick has a chance to buy a quartermaster's spyglass that might be from a World War II ship. Message Board

Strange Rituals [TV14] "Masters of Pain"  (#1.7) 11:00 PM - 12:01 AM Ruben Enaje endures a crucifixion for the seventh time; the annual Suspension Convention. Message Board

Pawn Stars [TVPG] "A Shot and a Shave" 12:01 AM - 12:31 AM Rick is offered a patchwork quilt made from celebrity autographs and an 1845 Harpers Ferry musket. Message Board

Pawn Stars [TVPG] "Old Man's Booty" 12:31 AM - 1:01 AM The guys have a chance to buy a mysterious, 17th-century treasure chest that no one can open. Message Board

Wind Chill [TV14] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 5.9/10 (6440 votes) Ghosts menace two college students who are stranded on a remote stretch of road. Photos |  Message Board

Will & Grace [TV14] "Birds of a Feather Boa"  (#8.7) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (26 votes) Jack's decision to move makes Will take a close look at their friendship. Message Board

Will & Grace [TV14] "Swish Out of Water"  (#8.8) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.8/10 (26 votes) When Grace finds it impossible to please her mother, Jack offers to help. Message Board

Frasier [TVPG] "The Placeholder"  (#11.5) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 8.5/10 (47 votes) Frasier feels like a fifth wheel at dinner; Roz is determined to find someone for Frasier. Message Board

Medium [TV14] "Truth Be Told"  (#5.8) 12:30 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 7.7/10 (29 votes) Allison becomes a human lie detector after dreaming about a game show. Message Board

Countdown's Favorite Things 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

The Rachel Maddow Show 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Politics, pop culture and today's top stories. Message Board

Hardball With Chris Matthews 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.2/10 (177 votes) Leaders and newsmakers debate political issues. Message Board

Gone in Sixty Seconds [TVPG] 9:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 6.0/10 (67860 votes) A thief must steal 50 cars to save his brother. Photos |  Message Board

Gone in Sixty Seconds [TVPG] 11:30 PM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 6.0/10 (67860 votes) A thief must steal 50 cars to save his brother. Photos |  Message Board

George Lopez [TVPG] "George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-Ante"  (#6.9) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 6.5/10 (13 votes) George and Angie decide to have ``the talk'' with Max. Message Board

George Lopez [TVPG] "Split Decision"  (#3.6) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 6.4/10 (6 votes) An accident jeopardizes George's future at Powers Aviation. Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] "The Wedding"  (#5.22) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 6.3/10 (30 votes) In a dream, Fran chats with ``Lucy'' about her wedding; the next day, she has second thoughts. Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] "The Wedding"  (#5.22) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.3/10 (30 votes) In a dream, Fran chats with ``Lucy'' about her wedding; the next day, she has second thoughts. Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] "Personal Business"  (#1.8) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.3/10 (30 votes) A soap star will appear in Maxwell's play if Fran will date him. Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] "The Nanny-in-Law"  (#1.9) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.1/10 (36 votes) Maxwell's childhood nanny dislikes Fran. Message Board

WGN News at Nine 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

Scrubs [TV14] "My Hypocritical Oath"  (#4.15) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.5/10 (145 votes) J.D. falls for a bartender who is fascinated by his profession. Message Board

Scrubs "My Quarantine"  (#4.16) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.4/10 (155 votes) J.D.'s efforts to make a good impression on with Kylie go awry. Message Board

South Park [TV14] "Pip"  (#4.14) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (361 votes) A British classmate retells Charles Dickens' ``Great Expectations.'' Message Board

South Park [TV14] "Tom's Rhinoplasty"  (#1.11) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (421 votes) A substitute teacher threatens Stan and Wendy's relationship. Message Board

Law & Order: Criminal Intent [TV14] "Anti-Thesis"  (#2.3) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 9.1/10 (65 votes) The detectives investigate a bludgeoning death on a college campus. Message Board

Law & Order: Criminal Intent [TV14] "Consumed"  (#3.21) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.5/10 (37 votes) A police officer is a suspect in the shooting of three Hispanic men. Message Board

Law & Order: Criminal Intent [TV14] "Dollhouse"  (#5.10) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (48 votes) A woman and her sister appear to be blackmailing family men with phony paternity claims. Message Board

King Arthur [PG-13] 8:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 6.2/10 (48962 votes) Arthur and his knights embark on a rescue mission. Photos |  Message Board

Scare Tactics [TV14] "Basket Case" 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.1/10 (523 votes) A formerly conjoined twin demands reattachment; female serial killer; giant spider. Message Board

Monster "Happy Holidays" 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 9.2/10 (1036 votes) Photos |  Message Board

Monster "Lunge's Trap" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 9.2/10 (1036 votes) Photos |  Message Board

Now and Then, Here and There "In the Chasm"  (#1.9) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM Message Board

Now and Then, Here and There "Prelude to Chaos"  (#1.10) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM Message Board

Bad Santa [TV14] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (42232 votes) Two criminals disguise themselves as St. Nick and an elf to rob stores at Christmastime. Photos |  Message Board

Bad Santa [TV14] 11:00 PM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.3/10 (42232 votes) Two criminals disguise themselves as St. Nick and an elf to rob stores at Christmastime. Photos |  Message Board

Riding High [TVG] 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 5.9/10 (155 votes) A rich man's daughter makes a racetrack regular choose between her or his horse, Broadway Bill. Message Board

Lady for a Day [TVG] 12:00 AM - 1:45 AM User Rating: 7.7/10 (1139 votes) Runyonesque gambler Dave the Dude transforms elderly Apple Annie. Message Board

Victorinos 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (10 votes) Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 1:00 AM

Little Chocolatiers [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Little people who own a chocolate shop try to produce 600 chocolate dice for a casino night party.

Cake Boss [TVPG] "Soldiers, Sand and Salad"  (#1.9) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM Message Board

Cake Boss [TVPG] "Candy, Crash & Crisis" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.5/10 (165 votes) Buddy and company make a cake for Dylan's Candy Bar. Message Board

Cake Boss [TVPG] "Pizza, Poochies & Pop-in-Law" 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 6.5/10 (165 votes) Buddy is asked to create a cake for a local animal shelter; pizza-making contest. Message Board

Cake Boss [TVPG] "Fireworks, Falling Fondant & Fathers"  (#1.13) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM A family business asks Buddy to create a special cake featuring their fireworks products. Message Board

Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations [TVPG] "Philippines"  (#5.7) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Tony visits the Philippines, the ``Land of the Lechon.'' Message Board

Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations [TVPG] "French Polynesia"  (#3.10) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Tony arrives in French Polynesia to seek out its lesser-known attributes. Message Board

Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations [TVPG] "Jamaica"  (#4.7) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Tony Bourdain travels to the lesser-known Jamaica. Message Board

Married ... With Children "Get Outta Dodge"  (#8.18) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (42 votes) Al tries to keep his car safe for a Dodge commercial. Message Board

Married ... With Children "Field of Screams"  (#8.19) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.7/10 (48 votes) Al's loyalty to his high school costs the town jobs. Message Board

Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"  (#8.20) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.7/10 (41 votes) Jefferson tells Marcy he is in the Witness Protection Program. Message Board

Married ... With Children "Nooner or Later"  (#8.21) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.6/10 (59 votes) A radio show will give Peg $1,000 to seduce Al during lunch hour. Message Board

Roseanne [TVG] "Morning Becomes Obnoxious"  (#8.21) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (22 votes) A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street. Message Board

Roseanne [TVG] "Ballroom Blitz"  (#8.22) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (22 votes) Roseanne helps pay for Darlene's wedding; Bev takes dance lessons; guest Tony Curtis. Message Board

Cristina 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 1.7/10 (14 votes) Los Musicales del 2009. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM

Noticiero Univision: Última Hora 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Conductor: Enrique Gratas.

La Casa de la Risa 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Con Jo Jo Jorge Falcon, Liliana Arriaga, Nora Velazquez.

I Want to Work for Diddy [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 2.1/10 (27 votes) Preparations for a fashion event overwhelm the three final applicants. Message Board

100 Most Shocking Music Moments [TV14] "Hour 1" 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Startling moments in music; host Chris Jericho. Message Board

I Want to Work for Diddy [TVPG] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 2.1/10 (27 votes) Preparations for a fashion event overwhelm the three final applicants. Message Board