Ugly Betty [TVPG] "The Passion of the Betty"  (#4.10) 10:01 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 10.0/10 (5 votes) Hilda considers sharing a piece of news with Bobby; Cal hires Wilhelmina's replacement. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

Nightline 11:35 PM - 12:06 AM User Rating: 6.7/10 (66 votes) In-depth reporting on news and events with Cynthia McFadden, Terry Moran and Martin Bashir. Message Board

Jimmy Kimmel Live [TV14] 12:06 AM - 1:06 AM User Rating: 6.3/10 (1074 votes) Actor Neil Patrick Harris; actor Jeremy Renner; Really Doe performs. Photos |  Message Board

Oprah Winfrey [TVPG] "Best of Oprah: Hoarders: A Family's Secret Life Exposed" 1:06 AM - 2:05 AM User Rating: 7.4/10 (10 votes) Best of Oprah: Hoarders expose their secret lives. Message Board

The 36th Annual People's Choice Awards [TVPG] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM Queen Latifah hosts a ceremony honoring favorites in music, movies and TV; Mary J. Blige performs. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

Late Show With David Letterman [TVPG] 11:35 PM - 12:37 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (15 votes) Actress Sigourney Weaver; sportscaster Marv Albert; Julian Casablancas performs. Photos |  Message Board

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson [TV14] 12:37 AM - 1:37 AM User Rating: 7.0/10 (14 votes) Actor Ray Romano; Nellie McKay performs. Photos |  Message Board

Local Programming [1] 10:15 PM - 11:00 PM

Two and a Half Men [TV14] "Kinda Like Necrophilia"  (#5.10) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.8/10 (89 votes) Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend. Message Board

Friends [TV14] "The One With the Stoned Guy"  (#1.15) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (296 votes) Job seeker Monica prepares a gourmet dinner for a stoned restaurateur (Jon Lovitz). Message Board

Friends [TV14] "The One With the Secret Closet"  (#8.14) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 8.0/10 (192 votes) Joey worries that his intense feelings for Rachel are excluding Ross. Message Board

According to Jim [TVPG] "Wonder Woman"  (#2.18) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.4/10 (17 votes) Jim goes into protective overdrive after Cheryl is mugged while shopping. Message Board

Family Guy [TV14] "Lethal Weapons"  (#3.7) 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 6.6/10 (338 votes) New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 10:15 PM - 11:00 PM

The Office [TVPG] "Safety Training"  (#3.19) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.6/10 (343 votes) Michael and Dwight show the dangers of the workplace. Message Board

Seinfeld [TVPG] "The Voice"  (#9.2) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.5/10 (205 votes) Jerry takes an interest in a girlfriend's navel; Kramer hires an intern. Message Board

The Simpsons "Double Double Boy in Trouble"  (#20.3) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (189 votes) Bart meets his exact look-alike, Simon, a member of the richest family in Springfield. Message Board

Seinfeld [TVPG] "The Caddy"  (#7.12) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.6/10 (176 votes) Kramer befriends a caddy (Armin Shimerman) who helps him improve his golf game. Message Board

King of the Hill [TVPG] "Strangeness on a Train"  (#12.19) 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (32 votes) Peggy plans her own birthday party; Hank and the gang attend a disco party on a mystery train. Message Board

The Wendy Williams Show [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Actress Kim Coles; Alexa Ray Joel performs. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit [TV14] "Tortured"  (#4.16) 11:35 PM - 12:35 AM User Rating: 8.3/10 (36 votes) Detectives Benson and Stabler look for a killer with a foot fetish. Message Board

Tyler Perry's House of Payne [TVPG] "Guys' Night Out, Girls' Night In"  (#4.3) 12:35 AM - 1:05 AM User Rating: 3.7/10 (5 votes) Curtis, C.J. and Calvin take Malik camping for male bonding. Message Board

The Bernie Mac Show [TVPG] "The Incredible Bulk"  (#2.17) 1:05 AM - 1:35 AM Bernie starts buying everything in bulk; Wanda locks away the junk food in a shed. Message Board

The Jay Leno Show [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Actor Hugh Jackman; journalist Katie Couric. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien [TV14] 11:35 PM - 12:37 AM Actor Matthew Broderick; actress Robin Tunney; Ke$ha performs. Message Board

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon [TV14] 12:37 AM - 1:36 AM Actor Ethan Hawke; actress Gabby Sidibe; Clipse performs. Message Board

This Emotional Life [TVPG] Rethinking Happiness 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM Behavior that fosters positive emotions includes meditation, compassion, forgiveness and altruism.

Charlie Rose 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.8/10 (222 votes) George Mitchell, U.S. Special Envoy to the Middle East. Message Board

Tavis Smiley 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 5.7/10 (87 votes) Actors Jeff Bridges and Maggie Gyllenhaal; filmmaker Quentin Tarantino. Message Board

Worldfocus 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM

Nova [TVPG] "Killer Subs in Pearl Harbor"  (#37.9) 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM Japanese midget submarine may have played a role in the sinking of the USS Arizona. Message Board

Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns [TVPG] "Meet the Bully" 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Message Board

Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns [TVPG] "Meet Your Match" 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM Message Board

Lopez Tonight [TV14] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Actor Laurence Fishburne; performance by Los Lobos Message Board

Seinfeld [TVPG] "The Airport"  (#4.12) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 8.8/10 (279 votes) On a flight, Jerry meets a beauty, while Elaine sits next to a smelly guy. Message Board

Seinfeld [TVPG] "The Pick"  (#4.13) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.6/10 (256 votes) Elaine sends out a revealing photo of herself in Christmas cards. Message Board

Sex and the City [TV14] "The Power of the Female Sex"  (#1.5) 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (107 votes) Carrie dates an architect; Charlotte models for a famous artist. Message Board

Bones [TV14] "Titan on the Tracks"  (#2.1) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (139 votes) Brennan and Booth investigate the site of a train wreck. Message Board

CSI: NY [TV14] "No Good Deed"  (#5.16) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.4/10 (28 votes) When a buzzard drops a human eyeball from its claw, the team races to find the rest of the body. Message Board

CSI: NY [TV14] "Green Piece"  (#5.17) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.5/10 (30 votes) A pipe bomb blows a Manhattan townhouse to pieces. Message Board

CSI: NY [TV14] "Point of No Return"  (#5.18) 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 8.0/10 (33 votes) The CSI team gets a huge break in tracking the killer of a former medical examiner. Message Board

NCIS "High Seas"  (#1.6) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (91 votes) Message Board

No Country for Old Men [R] 11:00 PM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 8.3/10 (178591 votes)    top 250: #111 A hunter becomes the hunted after taking money from the scene of a drug deal gone bad. Photos |  Message Board

The Uninvited [PG-13] 9:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 6.3/10 (13037 votes) Prompted by a ghost, a lethal battle of wills ensues between two sisters and their father's fiancee. Photos |  Message Board

Revolutionary Road [R] 10:30 PM - 12:35 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (37094 votes) Two suburbanites in 1950s Connecticut become stuck in an increasingly stifling life. Photos |  Message Board

The Express [PG] 12:35 AM - 2:45 AM User Rating: 7.1/10 (3894 votes) Ernie Davis overcomes poverty and prejudice to win college football's Heisman Trophy in 1961. Message Board

Marley & Me [PG] 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.0/10 (27636 votes) A couple's new puppy grows up to become an incorrigible handful. Based on the book by John Grogan. Message Board

Lingerie [TVMA] 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM Message Board

Sex Games Cancun [TVMA] "Dorian's Domain"  (#2.2) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM A novelist struggles to find the right things to say to his dream girl. Message Board

Co-Ed Confidential 3: Spring Break [TVMA] Fact vs. Fiction 1:00 AM - 1:35 AM Ophelia wins a research grant and the opportunity to travel to Florida with her research team.

Jake Johannsen: I Love You [TV14] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM The comic discusses taxes and marriage.

Inside the NFL [TVPG] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.6/10 (63 votes) NFL news and highlights. Message Board

Good Luck Chuck [R] 12:00 AM - 1:45 AM User Rating: 5.6/10 (26351 votes) A cursed dentist learns that each of his former lovers finds true love with the man she meets next. Photos |  Message Board

Demon Hunter [TVMA] 10:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 4.3/10 (566 votes) A half-man, half-demon must stop an evil demon from fathering a child. Message Board

Saw IV [R] 11:30 PM - 1:05 AM User Rating: 6.0/10 (41005 votes) Two FBI profilers sift through the remains of Jigsaw's last game, and a SWAT commander is kidnapped. Photos |  Message Board

War [R] 1:05 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 6.2/10 (26346 votes) A vengeful FBI agent seeks an assassin he believes killed his partner. Photos |  Message Board

America's Funniest Home Videos [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Bad dogs; a child identifies spices; a cat has an adventure in an aquarium. Message Board

The 700 Club [TVG] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 1.7/10 (283 votes) Singer Mike Weaver reveals how much weight he has lost; nutritionist Ellie Krieger. Message Board

My Wife and Kids [TVPG] "Back Story"  (#2.24) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 5.4/10 (12 votes) Michael pretends to have a back injury in order to milk sympathy from his family. Message Board

My Wife and Kids [TVPG] "Make Over"  (#2.25) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.4/10 (11 votes) Janet gets a makeover to boost her self-esteem. Message Board

Paid Programming 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM

Steven Seagal Lawman [TV14] "Crack War"  (#1.9) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Seagal's team finds a huge stash of drugs while responding to a routine disturbance complaint. Message Board

Steven Seagal Lawman [TV14] "To Live or Die"  (#1.7) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM Deputy Chief Seagal and his team try to help two men who have been robbed and shot. Message Board

Steven Seagal Lawman [TV14] "Killer Canines"  (#1.3) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (8 votes) Deputy Chief Seagal calls in a K-9 unit to search a house for a burglary suspect. Message Board

Steven Seagal Lawman [TV14] "The Deadly Hand"  (#1.2) 11:30 PM - 12:01 AM User Rating: 6.4/10 (11 votes) Seagal teaches his team of sheriff's deputies self-defense and weapons retention techniques. Message Board

Dog the Bounty Hunter [TVPG] "Teaching Moment"  (#6.5) 12:01 AM - 12:31 AM Dog and Beth decide to bring their son-in-law Travis on his first bounty hunt. Message Board

Dog the Bounty Hunter [TVPG] "Up on the Roof"  (#5.1) 12:31 AM - 1:31 AM A violent fugitive with an affection for sawed-off shotguns is tracked to a house in Colorado. Message Board

Daylight [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 5.4/10 (18483 votes) An ex-EMS chief leads the rescue of New Yorkers trapped by an explosion in the Holland Tunnel. Photos |  Message Board

Escape From L.A. [TV14] 10:30 PM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 5.2/10 (21516 votes) A war vet works for a fascist U.S. president in 2013. Photos |  Message Board

Daylight [TVPG] 12:30 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 5.4/10 (18483 votes) An ex-EMS chief leads the rescue of New Yorkers trapped by an explosion in the Holland Tunnel. Photos |  Message Board

I'm Alive [TVPG] "Blood Saviors"  (#1.2) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM A bull shark attacks a teen off the coast of Florida. Message Board

Wild Recon [TVPG] Alien Invasion 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Donald Schultz goes to Australia to find animals threatened with extinction by the cane toad.

I Shouldn't Be Alive [TVPG] "Frozen at 20,000 Feet" 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (327 votes) A blizzard catches three climbers near the top of Mount McKinley. Message Board

I'm Alive [TVPG] "Blood Saviors"  (#1.2) 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM A bull shark attacks a teen off the coast of Florida. Message Board

The Game [TVPG] "The Negotiation Episode"  (#3.10) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Robin tells Malik he has to stop fooling around with other women. Message Board

The Game [TVPG] "Stay Fierce, Malik"  (#3.12) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM During a TV interview, Robin insinuates that Malik is gay. Message Board

The Mo'Nique Show [TV14] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Singer Ray J; actor Rocky Carroll; LeToya Luckett performs. Message Board

The Wendy Williams Show [TVPG] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Actress Kim Coles; Alexa Ray Joel performs. Message Board

Waist Deep [TV14] 1:00 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 5.6/10 (4461 votes) An ex-convict collides with members of a street gang after his car is stolen with his son inside. Photos |  Message Board

Launch My Line "Wild Card" 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Lady Gaga stops by to inspire the designers; teams must create an avant-garde outfit. Message Board

Launch My Line "Wild Card" 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Lady Gaga stops by to inspire the designers; teams must create an avant-garde outfit. Message Board

The Real Housewives of Orange County [TV14] "All Girls Weekend"  (#5.6) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Message Board

Launch My Line "Wild Card" 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM Lady Gaga stops by to inspire the designers; teams must create an avant-garde outfit. Message Board

King of the Hill [TVPG] "Hank's Got the Willies"  (#1.4) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (48 votes) Bobby accidentally hits his hero, Willie Nelson, with a golf club. Message Board

King of the Hill [TVPG] "Westie Side Story"  (#1.7) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (44 votes) Hank tangles with his new Laotian neighbors when the two families' dogs mate. Message Board

Family Guy [TV14] "Tales of a Third Grade Nothing"  (#7.6) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (237 votes) Brian, Stewie and Frank Sinatra Jr. open a club in Quahog. Message Board

Family Guy [TV14] "I Take Thee, Quagmire"  (#4.21) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (217 votes) When Peter goes on a television game show, he wins a maid for a week. Message Board

Robot Chicken [TVMA] "In a DVD Factory"  (#4.4) 12:00 AM - 12:15 AM User Rating: 7.4/10 (9 votes) Message Board

Robot Chicken [TVMA] "They Took My Thumbs"  (#4.2) 12:15 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.5/10 (10 votes) Message Board

Aqua Teen Hungerforce [TVPG] "Broodwich"  (#2.16) 12:30 AM - 12:45 AM User Rating: 8.5/10 (58 votes) Shake uncovers an evil submarine sandwich. Message Board

Aqua Teen Hungerforce [TV14] "The Meat Zone"  (#2.9) 12:45 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.5/10 (32 votes) Meatwad acquires an ability to see the future. Message Board

Moral Orel [TVMA] "The Blessed Union"  (#1.5) 1:00 AM - 1:15 AM User Rating: 6.6/10 (8 votes) Message Board

Grumpier Old Men [PG-13] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 6.3/10 (8563 votes) Kids' wedding, romantic prospect preoccupy retirees. Photos |  Message Board

Grumpier Old Men [PG-13] 11:00 PM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 6.3/10 (8563 votes) Kids' wedding, romantic prospect preoccupy retirees. Photos |  Message Board

Mobile Home Disaster 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM A family of three runs out of money while remodeling. Message Board

Anderson Cooper 360 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Anchors Anderson Cooper reports from New York. Message Board

Larry King Live 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.8/10 (400 votes) Interviews with newsmakers and viewer calls. Photos |  Message Board

Anderson Cooper 360 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM Anchors Anderson Cooper reports from New York. Message Board

South Park [TVMA] "Whale W..."  (#13.11) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 8.0/10 (256 votes) Stan's aquarium trip is ruined when the Japanese begin killing dolphins and whales. Message Board

Tosh.0 [TV14] 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM Arm wrestling; chicken in a can; Ladder Fail guy's web redemption. Message Board

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart [TV14] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM Message Board

The Colbert Report [TV14] "Charles Moore" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 9.2/10 (6362 votes) Charles Moore. Message Board

South Park [TVMA] "Whale W..."  (#13.11) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 8.0/10 (256 votes) Stan's aquarium trip is ruined when the Japanese begin killing dolphins and whales. Message Board

Tosh.0 [TV14] 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM Arm wrestling; chicken in a can; Ladder Fail guy's web redemption. Message Board

Futurama [TV14] "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"  (#5.7) 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 8.3/10 (202 votes) The professor regains his youth, while the others turn into children. Message Board

Conspiracy Theory With Jesse Ventura [TV14] Manchurian Candidate 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Jesse explores the government program that uses mind control to turn citizens into assassins.

Forensic Files [TV14] "Marked for Life"  (#2.13) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM Message Board

Forensic Files [TV14] "Cereal Killer" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Message Board

Most Daring [TV14] "Crashed & Smashed 2"  (#6.11) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM A speeding SUV careens into a family's bus; a speedboat shatters during a race. Message Board

Conspiracy Theory With Jesse Ventura [TV14] Secret Societies 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM Jesse infiltrates the Bilderberg Group and exposes its well-known members.

Man vs. Wild [TVPG] "Texas" 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 9.0/10 (4275 votes) Bear goes to Texas and navigates a desert and deep gorges and encounters a diamondback rattlesnake. Photos |  Message Board

Man vs. Wild [TVPG] "Alabama"  (#6.2) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Bear travels to Alabama where he comes face to face with a wild boar. Message Board

Man vs. Wild [TVPG] "Pacific Island" 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 9.0/10 (4275 votes) Bear Grylls creates critical fresh water on a deserted island. Photos |  Message Board

Man vs. Wild [TVPG] "Texas" 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 9.0/10 (4275 votes) Bear goes to Texas and navigates a desert and deep gorges and encounters a diamondback rattlesnake. Photos |  Message Board

Phineas and Ferb [TVG] "Raging Bully; Lights, Candace, Action!"  (#1.6) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 8.5/10 (8 votes) Message Board

Hannah Montana [TVG] "B-B-B-Bad to the Chrome"  (#3.23) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 3.8/10 (8 votes) Message Board

Wizards of Waverly Place [TVG] "Baby Cupid"  (#2.10) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (12 votes) Message Board

The Suite Life on Deck [TVG] "The Spy Who Shoved Me"  (#2.1) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Zack and Cody help recover a microchip for a spy. Message Board

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody [TVG] "The Prince & the Plunger"  (#1.6) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (23 votes) The twins' mother has a secret admirer; Mr. Moseby waits for the owner of the hotel to arrive. Message Board

That's So Raven [TVG] "Ye Olde Dating Game"  (#1.10) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.3/10 (13 votes) Raven attends a costumed school dance with two boys by switching outfits throughout the night. Message Board

Cory in the House [TVG] "Beat the Press"  (#1.10) 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM Cory reveals a secret during an interview; Meena helps Newt with his music video. Message Board

College Football GMAC Bowl: Central Michigan vs. Troy 7:00 PM - 10:30 PM From Mobile, Ala.

NBA Basketball Los Angeles Lakers at Los Angeles Clippers 10:30 PM - 1:00 AM

SportsCenter 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (655 votes) Sports news, scores, analysis and highlights. Message Board

Born Different: Unbelievable Medical Conditions [TV14] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Stories of ordinary people caught in extraordinary circumstances.

Chelsea Lately [TV14] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 9.0/10 (5 votes) Round-table participants include Heather McDonald, Gary Valentine and Donnell Rawlings. Message Board

E! News 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 4.7/10 (50 votes) Message Board

Chelsea Lately [TV14] 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 9.0/10 (5 votes) Recording artist Robin Thicke. Message Board

Kendra [TV14] "Preggers Can't Be Choosers"  (#1.8) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM Kendra goes to a bridal shower and shares ``special news'' with her mother. Message Board

Born Different: Unbelievable Medical Conditions [TV14] 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM Stories of ordinary people caught in extraordinary circumstances.

Worst Cooks in America "Into the Fire" 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (5 votes) Twenty-four of the worst home cooks in America hope to participate in a 10-day culinary boot camp. Message Board

Good Eats "Tender Is the Loin 1"  (#9.15) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (5 votes) Tenderloin. Message Board

Unwrapped "Toasted" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (73 votes) Toasty treats. Message Board

Throwdown With Bobby Flay "Ravioli" 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.4/10 (100 votes) Bobby surprises a father-son team in a ravioli throwdown. Message Board

Throwdown With Bobby Flay "Lasagna" 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.4/10 (100 votes) Bobby challenges a chef from Bove's Cafe in Burlington, Vt., to a lasagna throwdown. Message Board

Worst Cooks in America "Into the Fire" 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 6.9/10 (5 votes) Twenty-four of the worst home cooks in America hope to participate in a 10-day culinary boot camp. Message Board

On the Record With Greta Van Susteren 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 3.2/10 (72 votes) Journalist and guests discuss current events. Message Board

The O'Reilly Factor 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 3.3/10 (1732 votes) Host Bill O'Reilly interviews newsmakers. Message Board

Hannity 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Commentary and interviews about the day's news.

On the Record With Greta Van Susteren 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 3.2/10 (72 votes) Journalist and guests discuss current events. Message Board

Nip/Tuck [TVMA] "Dan Daly"  (#6.11) 10:00 PM - 11:02 PM User Rating: 1.6/10 (29 votes) When Sean and Christian win an award from their alma mater, Sean recalls their college years. Message Board

Nip/Tuck [TVMA] "Dan Daly"  (#6.11) 11:02 PM - 12:03 AM User Rating: 1.6/10 (29 votes) When Sean and Christian win an award from their alma mater, Sean recalls their college years. Message Board

Deep Rising [TV14] 12:03 AM - 2:02 AM User Rating: 5.6/10 (11619 votes) A deadly monster stalks an adventurer, a thief, a builder and others out to sea. Message Board

Touched by an Angel [TVPG] "The Grudge"  (#7.9) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (5 votes) The angels intervene in a feud between ex-lovers. Message Board

The Golden Girls [TVPG] "Stand by Your Man"  (#6.11) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 6.1/10 (22 votes) Blanche tries to leave her disabled boyfriend. Message Board

The Golden Girls [TVPG] "Ebbtide's Revenge"  (#6.12) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (26 votes) Sophia snubs her son's widow (Brenda Vaccaro). Message Board

The Golden Girls [TVPG] "The Bloom Is Off the Rose"  (#6.13) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 6.1/10 (17 votes) Rose's beau competes with her deceased husband. Message Board

The Golden Girls [TVPG] "Sister of the Bride"  (#6.14) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.5/10 (27 votes) Blanche's brother announces his wedding to a man. Message Board

Cheers [TVPG] "I Do, Adieu"  (#5.26) 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (31 votes) The regulars prepare for Sam and Diane's wedding. Message Board

House Hunters International [TVG] 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (32 votes) Message Board

Holmes on Homes 10:30 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.9/10 (153 votes) Identifying and fixing disastrous home improvement projects. Message Board

My First Place [TVG] 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.1/10 (9 votes) Message Board

House Hunters [TVG] "Ready to Buy" 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM A couple are ready to buy their first home. Message Board

Income Property [TVG] 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM Samantha and Andrew purchased a home with a fully functioning basement apartment already built in.

House Hunters International [TVG] 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 6.9/10 (32 votes) Message Board

Nostradamus Effect [TVPG] "2012 Extinction"  (#1.3) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 6.1/10 (7 votes) Ancient Mayans predicted the world would end in 2012. Message Board

Nostradamus Effect [TVPG] "Secrets of the Seven Seals"  (#1.7) 11:00 PM - 12:01 AM The Bible's Book of Revelation predicts the end of mankind. Message Board

Nostradamus Effect [TVPG] "The Apocalypse Code"  (#1.5) 12:01 AM - 1:01 AM Isaac Newton's predicts a date for the apocalypse. Message Board

Apocalypse Man [TVPG] 1:01 AM - 2:01 AM Rudy Reyes demonstrates several surprising survival techniques.

The Hand That Rocks the Cradle [TV14] 9:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 6.3/10 (12145 votes) Unhinged woman becomes a Seattle couple's nanny. Message Board

Will & Grace [TV14] "Blanket Apology"  (#8.19) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.4/10 (43 votes) Jack loses his hosting job and vows never to return to acting; Will has a showdown with his father. Message Board

Frasier [TVPG] "High Holidays"  (#11.11) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 8.6/10 (66 votes) Niles sets out to prove he has a wild side; Eddie stars in a promotion; Roz dates a Santa. Message Board

Medium [TV14] "A Priest, a Doctor and a Medium Walk Into an Execution Chamber"  (#1.12) 12:30 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 7.5/10 (56 votes) Allison sees the execution of a drug lord whose girlfriend is murdered on that evening. Message Board

Countdown With Keith Olbermann 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (575 votes) Interviews with top newsmakers; countdown of the day's top news stories. Message Board

The Rachel Maddow Show 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Politics, pop culture and today's top stories. Message Board

Hardball With Chris Matthews 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.1/10 (181 votes) Leaders and newsmakers debate political issues. Message Board

Countdown With Keith Olbermann 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 7.4/10 (575 votes) Interviews with top newsmakers; countdown of the day's top news stories. Message Board

The Real World [TV14] "D.C." 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 4.9/10 (1456 votes) Andrew tries to seduce Callie; there may be something special between Ty and Emily. Message Board

The Real World [TV14] "D.C." 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 4.9/10 (1456 votes) Andrew tries to seduce Callie; there may be something special between Ty and Emily. Message Board

Jersey Shore [TV14] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Snookie's violent encounter brings housemates closer together. Message Board

The Real World [TV14] "D.C." 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 4.9/10 (1456 votes) Eight strangers move to Washington, D.C.; the roommates dive into drama. Message Board

George Lopez [TVPG] "George's Bogey-ous Relationship With Vic Is Putt to the Test"  (#6.16) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 5.9/10 (6 votes) Vic wants George to play in a father-son tournament. Message Board

George Lopez [TVPG] "Benny and Randy"  (#3.16) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 4.4/10 (7 votes) Benny's boyfriend starts getting too serious about love. Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] "Curse of the Grandmas"  (#2.5) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (27 votes) Grace's girls group visits a nursing home; Maxwell forgets Fran's first anniversary as nanny. Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] "Material Fran"  (#2.4) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.0/10 (29 votes) Fran's wealthy date takes her for a night on the town in Paris. Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] "Everybody Needs a Bubby"  (#2.3) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.9/10 (29 votes) Fran's grandmother stays with the Sheffields. Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] "The Nanny Napper"  (#2.6) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.0/10 (30 votes) Fran's good deed gets her charged with kidnapping. Message Board

George Lopez [TVPG] "George's Bogey-ous Relationship With Vic Is Putt to the Test"  (#6.16) 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 5.9/10 (6 votes) Vic wants George to play in a father-son tournament. Message Board

WGN News at Nine 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

Scrubs "My Missed Perception"  (#5.6) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.2/10 (146 votes) J.D.'s mistaken impression leads a woman to choose Dr. Cox. Message Board

Scrubs "My Way Home"  (#5.7) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 9.2/10 (457 votes) J.D. must work on his day off; Turk searches for a heart donor. Message Board

South Park [TV14] "Trapper Keeper"  (#4.12) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 8.4/10 (328 votes) A futuristic life form helps destroy a superbeing; kindergarten elections heat up. Message Board

South Park [TV14] "Summer Sucks"  (#2.8) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.9/10 (340 votes) A fireworks ban threatens Fourth of July festivities. Message Board

Star Trek: The Next Generation [TVPG] "Galaxy's Child"  (#4.16) 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 7.1/10 (213 votes) Geordi's dream woman arrives; the Enterprise must free an unborn alien from its dead mother. Message Board

A Cinderella Story [TVPG] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 5.5/10 (13691 votes) A teenager meets a high-school quarterback online. Photos |  Message Board

A Cinderella Story [TVPG] 11:00 PM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.5/10 (13691 votes) A teenager meets a high-school quarterback online. Photos |  Message Board

The Tyra Show [TV14] 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM A teenager claims he is no longer a cross-dresser or homosexual after participating in an exorcism. Message Board

Ghost Hunters [TVPG] "Widow's Watch"  (#4.11) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM An eighteenth century inn; Moss Beach Distillery in California. Message Board

Ghost Hunters International [TVPG] "Hitler's Ghost"  (#2.7) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM The team investigates the rumors of hauntings at the Gran Hotel Viena in Miramar, Argentina. Message Board

Scariest Places on Earth [TVPG] "Return to Charleville: The Haunted Irish Castle Dare Part II" 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (204 votes) An 18th-century castle in the heart of Ireland. Message Board

Highlander [TVPG] "The Vampire"  (#2.16) 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 7.5/10 (30 votes) Immortal Nicholas Ward disguises his murders as the work of a vampire. Message Board

1,000 Ways to Die [TV14] "Bringing In the Dead" 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (189 votes) Message Board

MANswers [TVMA] 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (203 votes) Message Board

MANswers [TVMA] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM Message Board

1,000 Ways to Die [TV14] "Death Bites!"  (#3.2) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM A frat boy suffers a fart burn; an ex-con gets exterminated; a limp lover goes down hard. Message Board

DEA [TV14] "Marijuana Grow House"  (#1.6) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM DEA Group 14 takes part in a citywide operation to shut down dope houses near local schools. Message Board

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation [TV14] "Time of Your Death"  (#6.22) 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 7.5/10 (140 votes) The team tries to uncover the truth behind the death of a high roller. Message Board

Rasputin and the Empress [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 12:15 AM User Rating: 6.5/10 (220 votes) A prince plots to kill mad monk Rasputin for the good of the czar, the czarina and Russia. Message Board

The Red Danube [TVPG] 12:15 AM - 2:30 AM User Rating: 5.8/10 (136 votes) A British colonel must surrender a refugee Russian ballerina loved by a major in postwar Vienna. Message Board

Victorinos 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (11 votes) Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 1:15 AM

Tailgate Takedown [TVPG] "USC vs. UCLA" 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Three tailgating teams compete to impress judges, win bragging rights and take home $1,000. Message Board

Tailgate Takedown [TVPG] "Alabama vs. Florida" 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM The ``Commissioner of Tailgating'' travels to the SEC Championship game. Message Board

Cake Boss [TVPG] "Golf Greens & Gravity"  (#2.8) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM Buddy and company feel lost in space while creating a cake for a planetarium; golf tournament cake. Message Board

Cake Boss [TVPG] "Freaks, Fast Food & Frightened Frankie"  (#2.9) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Bakery staffers create a cake for Major League Eating and are challenged to a contest. Message Board

Cake Boss [TVPG] "Candy, Crash & Crisis"  (#2.2) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM Buddy and company make a cake for Dylan's Candy Bar. Message Board

Cake Boss [TVPG] "Pizza, Poochies & Pop-in-Law"  (#2.7) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM Buddy is asked to create a cake for a local animal shelter; pizza-making contest. Message Board

Tailgate Takedown [TVPG] "USC vs. UCLA" 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM Three tailgating teams compete to impress judges, win bragging rights and take home $1,000. Message Board

Man v. Food [TVG] "Honolulu"  (#2.6) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (7 votes) Adam Richman visits Honolulu to try pipikaula short ribs and the Loco Moco. Message Board

Man v. Food [TVG] "Durham"  (#2.5) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (6 votes) Adam returns to Durham, N.C., for burgers, barbecue and the Doughman Challenge relay race. Message Board

101 Chowdown Countdown [TVG] Chowdown Countdown 101-81 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM The best lobster shack in Maine; the official barbecue capital of Texas.

Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern [TVPG] "Appalachia"  (#4.4) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Andrew samples the culture and food of the Appalachian Mountains; squirrel hunting in West Virginia. Message Board

Man v. Food [TVG] "Memphis"  (#1.2) 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (6 votes) Deep fried Southern cooking and pork barbecue in Memphis, Tenn. Message Board

Home Improvement [TVG] "The Eve of Construction"  (#3.18) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (14 votes) Tim and Al vie in a contest in which participants build houses for needy families. Message Board

Home Improvement [TVG] "What You See Is What You Get"  (#3.23) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (16 votes) Tim's ogling of breast-enlargement literature makes Jill feel inadequate. Message Board

High School Reunion Season 3 Preview Special 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM Recaps and updates from seasons one and two; a glance at season three.

Roseanne [TVG] "Radio Days"  (#1.5) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.1/10 (44 votes) Dan enters a country-western songwriting contest. Message Board

Roseanne [TVPG] "Lovers' Lane"  (#1.6) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.5/10 (43 votes) Roseanne sees Becky's first love. Message Board

Roseanne [TVPG] "The Memory Game"  (#1.7) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (41 votes) Plans for a photo for Dan's high-school reunion expose a secret. Message Board

Married ... With Children "Naughty but Niece"  (#9.4) 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 8.8/10 (51 votes) Bud and the D'Arcys' niece hit it off. Message Board

Don Francisco Presenta [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 1.6/10 (10 votes) Entrevistas con personalidades hispanas del mundo del entretenimiento y el deporte. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM

Noticiero Univision: Última Hora 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Conductor: Enrique Gratas.

La Casa de la Risa 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Con Jo Jo Jorge Falcon, Liliana Arriaga, Nora Velazquez.

Torrente, un Torbellino de Pasiones 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM

Secrets of Aspen [TV14] 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Townspeople mingle at a summer kick-off party; Kat strikes sparks with a stranger.

Frank the Entertainer in a Basement Affair [TVPG] 10:30 PM - 11:30 PM Frank welcomes 15 women to his parents' house in the hope of finding love.

Grease [TVPG] 11:30 PM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 7.0/10 (55854 votes) Nice Sandy and greaser Danny try to be like each other in their 1950s high school. Photos |  Message Board