College Football Rose Bowl: Ohio State vs. Oregon 5:00 PM - 8:30 PM From Pasadena, Calif.

Local Programming [1] 5:30 PM - 6:30 PM

CBS Evening News With Katie Couric 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 4.6/10 (105 votes) The latest world and national news. Message Board

The Insider 7:00 PM - 7:30 PM User Rating: 2.7/10 (100 votes) Message Board

Entertainment Tonight 7:30 PM - 8:00 PM The latest Hollywood headlines. Message Board

Ghost Whisperer [TVPG] "This Joint's Haunted"  (#4.12) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 2.8/10 (144 votes) Sam and Melinda take a road trip into his past and end up getting into all sorts of trouble. Message Board

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? 5:30 PM - 6:00 PM

Inside Edition 6:00 PM - 6:30 PM Celebrity dramas in 2009. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM

Two and a Half Men [TV14] "It Was Mame, Mom"  (#2.18) 7:00 PM - 7:30 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (99 votes) Charlie and Alan pose as a gay couple in order to impress a gay ad executive. Message Board

Family Guy [TV14] "DaBoom"  (#2.3) 7:30 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (318 votes) Paranoid about Y2K, Peter herds the family into the basement for protection. Message Board

Smallville [TVPG] "Metallo"  (#9.2) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 8.6/10 (53 votes) After being hit by a truck, John Corben wakes up with a Kryptonite heart and superhuman strength. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 5:30 PM - 6:30 PM

TMZ [TV14] 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 3.8/10 (567 votes) Message Board

The Simpsons "Smoke on the Daughter"  (#19.15) 7:00 PM - 7:30 PM User Rating: 6.8/10 (190 votes) Lisa persuades Marge to pursue her dream of becoming a ballerina. Message Board

The Office [TVPG] "The Alliance"  (#1.4) 7:30 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (399 votes) Michael tries to raise employee morale with a birthday party amid rumors of downsizing. Message Board

College Football Pregame 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM

My Wife and Kids [TVPG] "The Fellowship of the Baby"  (#5.5) 5:30 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 5.1/10 (11 votes) Michael tells Jr. that ``Jr., Jr.'' is a magic baby. Message Board

Everybody Loves Raymond [TVG] "Be Nice"  (#3.23) 6:00 PM - 6:30 PM User Rating: 6.6/10 (32 votes) Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug (Kevin James) at Dr. Becker's office. Message Board

Everybody Loves Raymond [TVG] "Working Girl"  (#3.22) 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 6.1/10 (31 votes) Ray is angry when Debra gets a part-time job; guest Julie Hagerty. Message Board

The King of Queens [TVPG] "Ticker Treat"  (#4.6) 7:00 PM - 7:30 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (35 votes) Doug's Halloween decorations frighten Arthur into a minor heart attack. Message Board

The King of Queens [TV14] "Nocturnal Omission"  (#6.5) 7:30 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (39 votes) Doug decides not to ruin Deacon's weekend with a stewardess. Message Board

WWE Friday Night SmackDown! [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.6/10 (679 votes) Message Board

Brian Boitano Skating Spectacular 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM From Bridgeport, Conn. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 6:00 PM - 6:30 PM

NBC Nightly News 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 6.5/10 (69 votes) The latest world and national news. Message Board

Extra [TVPG] 7:00 PM - 7:30 PM Five New Year's resolutions that can save one's life; Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria Parker. Message Board

Access Hollywood [TVPG] 7:30 PM - 8:00 PM The biggest celebrity scandals of 2009. Message Board

The Biggest Loser [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM The eliminated contestants compete for the at-home prize; the ``Biggest Loser'' is announced. Message Board

Peanuts Gallery [TVG] 5:30 PM - 6:00 PM ``Peanuts'' characters at Carnegie Hall.

Worldfocus 6:00 PM - 6:30 PM

Nightly Business Report 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 8.2/10 (10 votes) A preview of 2010 and a look back at 2009. Message Board

PBS NewsHour 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM

Washington Week 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (23 votes) Christmas Day terror plot; President Barack Obama's accomplishments and priorities; Supreme Court. Message Board

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective [TV14] 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 6.6/10 (58600 votes) The goofy sleuth sets out to find the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot, Snowflake. Photos |  Message Board

Seinfeld [TVPG] "The Van Buren Boys"  (#8.14) 6:00 PM - 6:30 PM User Rating: 8.2/10 (182 votes) George interviews student candidates for Susan's scholarship. Message Board

The Office [TVPG] "Customer Survey"  (#5.6) 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (216 votes) Jim and Dwight are stunned when they get the results of the annual customer survey report. Message Board

My Name Is Earl [TV14] "Pilot"  (#1.1) 7:00 PM - 7:30 PM User Rating: 8.5/10 (263 votes) An epiphany prompts a small-time crook to right the wrongs he has done. Message Board

My Name Is Earl [TV14] "Quit Smoking"  (#1.2) 7:30 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 8.0/10 (186 votes) Earl decides to quit smoking, but this proves to be more difficult than he imagined. Message Board

Seinfeld [TVPG] "The Slicer"  (#9.7) 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 8.2/10 (174 votes) Kramer buys a meat slicer; Jerry's date (Marcia Cross) considers his job meaningless. Message Board

Resident Evil: Apocalypse [TV14] 4:21 PM - 6:11 PM User Rating: 5.8/10 (47241 votes) Survivors of a deadly virus battle zombies. Photos |  Message Board

Resident Evil: Extinction [TV14] 6:11 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 6.2/10 (43600 votes) Alice and her cohorts try to eradicate an undead virus. Based on the videogame. Photos |  Message Board

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 11:45 PM User Rating: 8.7/10 (356909 votes)    top 250: #20 Creatures unite to destroy a powerful ring and defeat a lord. Based on a book by J.R.R. Tolkien. Photos |  Message Board

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit [TV14] "Persona"  (#10.8) 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 8.8/10 (54 votes) Detective Benson goes into hiding to find justice for an abused housewife. Message Board

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit [TV14] "Liberties"  (#10.21) 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 8.5/10 (39 votes) A judge asks Benson and Stabler to question a convicted serial killer. Message Board

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit [TV14] "PTSD"  (#10.9) 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 9.0/10 (32 votes) A female Marine goes missing as she is about to give birth to her rapist's child. Message Board

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit [TV14] "Trials"  (#10.1) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (62 votes) An abused foster child leads detectives to re-examine a case involving a rape victim. Message Board

City of Ember [PG] 4:45 PM - 6:30 PM User Rating: 6.4/10 (12042 votes) Two teens must find the secret of their underground city's existence before its light dies forever. Photos |  Message Board

Meet Dave [PG] 6:30 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 4.8/10 (11955 votes) Tiny aliens arrive on Earth in a spaceship in the shape and size of an ordinary man. Photos |  Message Board

Body of Lies [R] 8:00 PM - 10:15 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (43446 votes) A CIA agent concocts a dangerous plan to capture a terrorist leader. Photos |  Message Board

Jaws [PG] 4:00 PM - 6:05 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (126656 votes)    top 250: #106 A New England police chief, a shark hunter and a scientist have a showdown with a huge white shark. Photos |  Message Board

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor [PG-13] 6:05 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 5.2/10 (37520 votes) Rick O'Connell and his family fight an ancient emperor bent on world conquest. Photos |  Message Board

Twins [PG] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 5.9/10 (31906 votes) A genetically perfected specimen meets his pint-size, wise-guy long-lost twin. Message Board

The World Is Not Enough [TV14] 3:30 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 6.3/10 (55763 votes) Bond protects the daughter of a late friend. Photos |  Message Board

Inside the NFL [TVPG] 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 6.6/10 (63 votes) NFL news and highlights; Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. Message Board

A Bronx Dream [TVPG] 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM Children from the Bronx are taught about Irish dance, language and culture.

Disaster Movie [PG-13] 8:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 1.6/10 (31200 votes) A group of impossibly attractive 20-somethings must dodge catastrophic events. Message Board

Marvin's Room [PG-13] 4:45 PM - 6:30 PM User Rating: 6.6/10 (9107 votes) A Florida leukemia patient needs her sister's bone marrow, but first they must end a 20-year feud. Photos |  Message Board

Desert Saints [R] 6:30 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 6.1/10 (1605 votes) A hit man recruits a woman to help him kill a Mexican drug dealer. Message Board

Meet the Browns [PG-13] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 3.0/10 (3091 votes) A woman meets her late father's uproarious family for the first time. Photos |  Message Board

America's Funniest Home Videos [TVPG] 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM Ten finalists vie for the $100,000 prize; Mother's Day tribute. Message Board

America's Funniest Home Videos [TVPG] 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM The three finalists compete for the grand prize. Message Board

America's Funniest Home Videos [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM The three finalists compete for the grand prize. Message Board

Criminal Minds [TV14] "About Face"  (#3.6) 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 7.8/10 (107 votes) A murderer posts missing-persons fliers of his victims. Message Board

Criminal Minds [TV14] "Identity"  (#3.7) 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (85 votes) The team rushes to find the partner of a serial killer and save the victim. Message Board

Criminal Minds [TV14] "Lucky"  (#3.8) 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 8.0/10 (152 votes) The pursuit of a cannibalistic serial killer forces Morgan to question his faith. Message Board

Criminal Minds [TV14] "Brothers in Arms"  (#4.10) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (88 votes) The BAU team hunts for a serial killer who targets members of a police department in Arizona. Message Board

The Matrix Revolutions [TV14] 5:00 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 6.5/10 (113945 votes) Neo, Morpheus and Trinity prepare for a final battle against vicious machines set to invade Zion. Photos |  Message Board

The Matrix [TV14] 8:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.7/10 (348607 votes)    top 250: #25 A computer hacker joins forces with rebel warriors to battle a malevolent cyberintelligence. Photos |  Message Board

Pit Bulls and Parolees [TVPG] "Second Chance Ranch"  (#1.1) 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM Message Board

Pit Bulls and Parolees [TVPG] "Redemption"  (#1.2) 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM A cast of Renaissance fair pirates look to adopt a pit bull; Tia's husband faces a bail hearing. Message Board

Pit Bulls and Parolees [TVPG] "Whiteout"  (#1.3) 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM Tia and her daughter bond during an emotional rescue mission Message Board

Pit Bulls and Parolees [TVPG] "Crisis"  (#1.4) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM Tania refuses to pull her weight; a parolee goes missing. Message Board

Notarized: Top 100 Videos of 2009 [TVPG] 10:00 AM - 6:00 PM BET show hosts and celebrity guests present the top hit music videos of the year.

Notarized: Top 100 Videos of 2009 [TVPG] 6:00 PM - 10:00 PM BET show hosts and celebrity guests present the top hit music videos of the year.

The Biggest Loser [TVPG] "The Final Four" 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM Emotions run high as contestants prepare to go home. Message Board

The Biggest Loser [TV14] 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 5.8/10 (1021 votes) The final four contestants weigh in one last time for the chance to win $250,000. Photos |  Message Board

Kathy Griffin: Straight to Hell [TV14] 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (115 votes) The Emmy-Award winning comic is back on stage at the Chicago Theatre. Message Board

Looney Tunes [TVG] 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM The adventures of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig and friends.

Looney Tunes [TVG] 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM The adventures of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig and friends.

Johnny Test [TVY7] "Johnny Hollywood; Johnny's Turbo Time Rewinder"  (#1.8) 7:00 PM - 7:30 PM Message Board

Batman: The Brave and the Bold [TVY7] "Revenge of the Reach" 7:30 PM - 8:00 PM It is revealed that Blue Beetle's scarab is linked to an army of evil aliens. Message Board

Johnny Test [TVY7] "Papa Johnny; The Johnnyminster Dog Show" 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 5.7/10 (6 votes) Message Board

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? 5:30 PM - 6:00 PM Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks.

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? 6:00 PM - 6:30 PM Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks.

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks.

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? 7:00 PM - 7:30 PM Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks.

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? 7:30 PM - 8:00 PM Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks.

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks.

The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer 4:00 PM - 7:00 PM Traditional reporting and online resources update international news. Message Board

CNN Tonight 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM

Future Fast Forward 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM

National Lampoon's European Vacation [TVPG] 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 5.7/10 (15284 votes) The Chicago Griswolds win a grand tour and head for the Old World to soak up culture. Message Board

National Lampoon's Vacation [R] 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (22284 votes) The Griswolds and family head by station wagon for the California fun park Walley World. Message Board

Most Shocking [TV14] "Deadly Force 2" 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (62 votes) A knife-wielding woman threatens to kill her hostage, drawing a SWAT team into a volatile standoff. Message Board

Most Shocking [TV14] "Fights & Wild Riots"  (#2.1) 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM A Mardi Gras bash explodes into a free-for-all. Message Board

Bait Car [TV14] 7:00 PM - 7:30 PM

Bait Car [TV14] LA 7:30 PM - 8:00 PM

Bait Car [TV14] LA 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM

MythBusters [TVPG] "Banana Slip, Double Dip"  (#7.4) 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (13 votes) Adam and Jamie take on two classic comedy myths; Kari, Grant and Tory try to make homemade diamonds. Message Board

MythBusters [TVPG] "Phone Book Friction"  (#6.13) 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 7.1/10 (21 votes) Adam and Jamie test a phone book fable; Kari, Grant and Tory test a fishy tale of Hollywood. Message Board

MythBusters [TV14] "Hurricane Windows"  (#7.16) 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 6.4/10 (8 votes) Message Board

MythBusters [TVPG] "Alcohol Myths"  (#6.17) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (10 votes) Jamie, Adam and Kari apply science to a drinking myth. Message Board

Sonny With a Chance [TVG] "The Heartbreak Kids"  (#1.12) 5:30 PM - 6:00 PM Message Board

Sonny With a Chance [TVG] "Battle of the Networks' Stars"  (#1.13) 6:00 PM - 6:30 PM Message Board

Sonny With a Chance [TVG] "Prank'd"  (#1.14) 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM Message Board

Sonny With a Chance [TVG] "Tales From the Prop House"  (#1.15) 7:00 PM - 7:30 PM Message Board

Sonny With a Chance [TVG] "Sonny in the Kitchen With Dinner"  (#1.16) 7:30 PM - 8:00 PM Tawni develops a crush on the new intern; Nico and Grady try to get a sandwich named after them. Message Board

Sonny With a Chance [TVG] "Guess Who's Coming to Guest Star"  (#1.17) 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM Chad Dylan Cooper guest stars on ``So Random!'' Message Board

Outside the Lines First Report 5:30 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (23 votes) Message Board

SportsCenter 6:00 PM - 6:30 PM User Rating: 8.7/10 (654 votes) Sports news, scores, analysis and highlights. Message Board

NFL Live 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (41 votes) With host Trey Wingo. Message Board

SportsCenter 7:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 8.7/10 (654 votes) Sports news, scores, analysis and highlights. Message Board

Keeping Up With the Kardashians [TV14] "Baby Blues" 5:30 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 3.8/10 (12 votes) Khlo‚ gets excited when she thinks she's pregnant; Kim's ``little white lies'' gets her in trouble. Photos |  Message Board

Miss Congeniality [TV14] 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 6.1/10 (39074 votes) An FBI agent works under cover as a beauty queen. Photos |  Message Board

Office Space [TV14] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (75382 votes) A white-collar worker rebels against corporate drudgery. Photos |  Message Board

The Next Iron Chef "Pressure" 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (20 votes) The six remaining competitors meet Indian chef Suvir Saran; two chefs are eliminated. Message Board

The Next Iron Chef "Umami (Deliciousness)" 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (20 votes) Message Board

The Next Iron Chef "Integrity" 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (20 votes) Message Board

The Next Iron Chef "Finale" 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (20 votes) The remaining two chefs compete in their final battle; a winner is announced. Message Board

Glenn Beck 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM Guests discuss the day's top political, entertainment and business stories. Message Board

Special Report With Bret Baier 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM The latest news from inside the Beltway.

The FOX Report With Shepard Smith 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 2.6/10 (50 votes) Analysis and interpretation of the day's lead stories. Message Board

The O'Reilly Factor 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 3.3/10 (1723 votes) Host Bill O'Reilly interviews newsmakers. Message Board

Night at the Museum [TVPG] 5:30 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 6.4/10 (61165 votes) A night watchman at a museum of natural history makes a startling discovery. Photos |  Message Board

There's Something About Mary [R] 8:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (91269 votes) A geek hires a sleazy private eye to report on a woman he has adored since high school. Photos |  Message Board

I'll Be Home for Christmas [TVPG] 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 4.4/10 (2421 votes) Absurd obstacles hinder a student's trip home. Message Board

Meet the Santas [TVPG] 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 5.2/10 (213 votes) A man, his fiancee and her mother plan a wedding for Christmas Eve. Photos |  Message Board

Jingle All the Way [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 4.9/10 (21227 votes) Characters impede man seeking Christmas toy for son. Photos |  Message Board

Antonio Treatment 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM Message Board

Bang for Your Buck [TVG] "$140,000 Great Room Renos" 6:00 PM - 6:30 PM Three great room renovations in the Washington DC area. Message Board

Bang for Your Buck [TVG] "$70,000 Atlanta Kitchens"  (#2.7) 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM Comparing Atlanta kitchen renovations worth $70,000 each. Message Board

Income Property [TVG] 7:00 PM - 7:30 PM A young couple are house poor and can't afford their wedding.

Income Property [TVG] 7:30 PM - 8:00 PM

House Hunters [TVG] 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (129 votes) Message Board

Ice Road Truckers [TVPG] "Busted Parts & Breakdowns"  (#3.11) 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM Message Board

Ice Road Truckers [TVPG] "Race for the Finish"  (#3.12) 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM The truckers and their rigs are run ragged as they race to haul their last loads. Message Board

Ice Road Truckers [TVPG] "Arctic Thaw"  (#3.13) 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM As the final 72 hours of the season tick away, George Spears calls it a career. Message Board

Pawn Stars [TVPG] "Old Man's Gamble"  (#1.13) 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM The guys get a call about a KISS pinball machine from 1979. Message Board

Derailed [TV14] 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 6.6/10 (27686 votes) Adulterous lovers must turn the tables on a violent blackmailer to save their respective families. Photos |  Message Board

The Break-Up [TV14] 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 5.9/10 (35087 votes) A couple end their relationship, but neither is willing to move. Photos |  Message Board

Lockup: Corcoran Extended Stay: Lockdown 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM

Lockup: Raw "Criminal Minds"  (#5.1) 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM Violent criminals give chilling accounts of their crimes. Message Board

Lockup: Raw "Violence Behind Bars"  (#5.3) 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM Inmate violence: riots, shanks and attacks on officers. Message Board

Lockup: Colorado "Extended Stay: There Goes the Neighborhood"  (#6.7) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM The Lockup crew is greeted by angry inmates and the cell extraction team is called in to help. Message Board

Jersey Shore [TV14] 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM Ronnie catches Sammi giving her number to someone else; a housemate chooses to leave the Shore. Message Board

Jersey Shore [TV14] 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM Paulie and Mike juggle multiple groups of women; a fight erupts at the bar. Message Board

Jersey Shore [TV14] 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM Snookie's violent encounter brings housemates closer together. Message Board

MTV Cribs "All American Rejects Edition" 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 4.6/10 (309 votes) The homes of All American Rejects Tyson Ritter and Nick Wheeler. Message Board

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie [PG] 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (13595 votes) SpongeBob must find King Neptune's stolen crown. Animated. Photos |  Message Board

iCarly [TVG] "iQuit iCarly"  (#3.8) 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 8.9/10 (11 votes) Carly and Sam agree to help a pair of comedians make a video; Spencer wants to win a boat. Message Board

Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging [PG-13] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.3/10 (3215 votes) A 14-year-old learns that the attractive new boy at school is dating her rival. Message Board

Barney Miller [TVPG] "The Child Stealers"  (#6.15) 5:30 PM - 6:00 PM A divorced man tries to kidnap his son. Message Board

Barney Miller [TVPG] "Dietrich's Arrest"  (#6.18) 6:00 PM - 6:30 PM Dietrich is arrested at an anti-nuclear rally. Message Board

Barney Miller [TVPG] "Dietrich's Arrest"  (#6.19) 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM Internal Affairs investigates Dietrich's arrest. Message Board

Barney Miller [TVPG] "Agent Orange"  (#7.5) 7:00 PM - 7:30 PM A bandit claims to be a victim of Agent Orange. Message Board

Barney Miller [TVPG] "Resignation"  (#7.7) 7:30 PM - 8:00 PM Dietrich resigns after shooting a suspect. Message Board

Barney Miller "Movie I"  (#7.9) 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM Harris produces an undercover porno film. Message Board

Dance Your A... Off [TVPG] "Waltzing to the Finish Line"  (#1.9) 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM The semifinalists get makeovers for a Life & Style Weekly magazine photo shoot. Message Board

Dance Your A... Off [TVPG] "The Final Weigh In"  (#1.10) 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM The final three contestants weigh in and dance for the last time. Message Board

Dance Your A... Off [TVPG] "The Reunion"  (#1.11) 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM Message Board

Monster-in-Law [PG-13] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 5.2/10 (15149 votes) A woman fights back when her fiance's shrewish mother tries to destroy their relationship. Photos |  Message Board

The Twilight Zone [TVPG] "Living Doll"  (#5.6) 5:01 PM - 5:32 PM User Rating: 8.8/10 (342 votes) A talking doll haunts a man (Telly Savalas). Message Board

The Twilight Zone [TVPG] "I Sing the Body Electric"  (#3.35) 5:32 PM - 6:02 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (240 votes) A widower buys a robot grandmother for his children. Message Board

The Twilight Zone [TVPG] "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street"  (#1.22) 6:02 PM - 6:32 PM User Rating: 8.9/10 (522 votes) A power failure causes panic. Message Board

The Twilight Zone [TVPG] "A Stop at Willoughby"  (#1.30) 6:32 PM - 7:02 PM User Rating: 8.6/10 (408 votes) A businessman asleep on a train wakes up in 1888. Message Board

The Twilight Zone [TVPG] "Nothing in the Dark"  (#3.16) 7:02 PM - 7:35 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (350 votes) A recluse helps a wounded policeman (Robert Redford). Message Board

The Twilight Zone [TVPG] "It's a Good Life"  (#3.8) 7:35 PM - 8:08 PM User Rating: 9.0/10 (587 votes) A 6-year-old (Billy Mumy) controls his entire town. Message Board

The Twilight Zone [TVPG] "The Little People"  (#3.28) 8:08 PM - 8:41 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (219 votes) An astronaut terrorizes a civilization of tiny aliens. Message Board

Lethal Weapon 4 [R] 4:30 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 6.4/10 (44581 votes) Los Angeles policemen confront Chinese smugglers. Photos |  Message Board

Die Hard [R] 7:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (165866 votes)    top 250: #114 A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs holding his wife and others in a Los Angeles high-rise. Photos |  Message Board

How the West Was Won [G] 5:15 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (5706 votes) Three generations of a family go west through a buffalo stampede, the Civil War and a train robbery. Photos |  Message Board

2010 [PG] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.6/10 (16679 votes) The man behind the 2001 space odyssey joins a U.S./Soviet mission. Message Board

Al Rojo Vivo con Maria Celeste 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (9 votes) Informa al televidente sobre el acontecer diario. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 6:00 PM - 6:30 PM

Noticiero Telemundo 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM Con Pedro Sevcec. Message Board

El Profe [NR] 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 6.8/10 (121 votes) Un maestro de escuela primaria vive diversas aventuras al lado de sus estudiantes. Message Board

World's Heaviest Man [TVPG] "World's Heaviest Man" 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM In Monterrey, Mexico, Manuel Uribe battles to lose his 1,000 pounds of excess weight. Message Board

Half-Ton Teen [TVPG] "Confronting Addiction" 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 4.3/10 (12 votes) Doctors confront Billy Robbins, who was once the world's heaviest teen and is gaining weight again. Message Board

Half-Ton Dad [TV14] 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 4.6/10 (7 votes) A 1,022-pound man undergoes risky surgeries in an attempt to save his life. Message Board

Half-Ton Mom [TV14] 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 6.0/10 (13 votes) A nearly 900-pound, 29-year-old mother of two undergoes risky surgery in a desperate bid to live. Message Board

Ghost Adventures [TVPG] "Poveglia Island"  (#3.3) 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM The crew travels to Poveglia Island in Venice, a place known as ``Italy's Darkest Haunt.'' Message Board

Ghost Adventures [TVPG] "Ohio Reformatory"  (#3.4) 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM The team searches for paranormal activity at the Ohio State Reformatory in Mansfield. Message Board

Ghost Adventures [TVPG] "Washoe Club; Chollar Mine"  (#3.6) 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM The crew returns to Virginia City, Nev., the scene of their first paranormal investigation. Message Board

Ghost Adventures [TVPG] "Pennhurst State School and Hospital"  (#3.2) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM A state institution in Spring City, Pa., has been closed since 1987. Message Board

Married ... With Children "The Camping Show"  (#3.4) 5:30 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (64 votes) A full moon transforms Peggy and wrecks the men's fishing trip. Message Board

Married ... With Children "Eatin' Out"  (#3.10) 6:00 PM - 6:30 PM User Rating: 8.7/10 (58 votes) Al uses an inheritance to treat the family to dinner. Message Board

Married ... With Children [TVPG] "Life's a Beach"  (#3.21) 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (64 votes) Al is reunited with his teen dream at the beach. Message Board

Married ... With Children [TVPG] "Oh, What a Feeling"  (#4.9) 7:00 PM - 7:30 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (59 votes) Peggy spends money Al saved for a car. Message Board

Married ... With Children [TVPG] "Oldies but Young 'Uns"  (#5.17) 7:30 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 8.8/10 (66 votes) Al is obsessed with an old song. Message Board

Married ... With Children [TVPG] "You Better Shop Around"  (#5.21) 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 8.7/10 (66 votes) A heat wave sends the Bundys to the supermarket. Message Board

Primer Impacto 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM Noticias, far ndula y eventos inusuales. Presentan Barbara Bermudo e Ilia Calderon. Message Board

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Noticiero Univisión 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM Jorge Ramos; Mar¡a Elena Salinas. Message Board

Un Gancho al Corazón 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 6.7/10 (14 votes) La historia de Valentina L¢pez, bella joven que enfrenta la vida con coraje y determinaci¢n. Message Board

100 Most Shocking Music Moments [TV14] "Hour 1" 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM Startling moments in music; host Chris Jericho. Message Board

100 Most Shocking Music Moments [TV14] "Hour 2" 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM Startling moments in music; host Chris Jericho. Message Board

100 Most Shocking Music Moments [TV14] "Hour 3" 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM Startling moments in music; host Chris Jericho. Message Board

100 Most Shocking Music Moments [TV14] "Hour 4" 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM Startling moments in music; host Chris Jericho. Message Board