Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen [PG] 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 4.3/10 (9224 votes) A teen tries to dethrone a popular girl. Based on a book by Dyan Sheldon. Photos |  Message Board

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ABC World News Saturday 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM The latest world and national news.

Fighting for Life 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM Real-life stories of children who face disease and are on the cutting edge of medicine.

Desperate Housewives [TVPG] "Would I Think of Suicide?"  (#6.9) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (44 votes) Following another attack, Angie decides it is time for her family to leave Wisteria Lane. Message Board

College Basketball Louisville at Kentucky 3:30 PM - 6:00 PM

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CBS Evening News 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 5.6/10 (14 votes) The latest world and national news. Message Board

Entertainment Tonight 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM Message Board

I Get That a Lot [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 6.6/10 (42 votes) Celebrities pull pranks on unsuspecting people by pretending to be celebrity look-alikes. Message Board

Legend of the Seeker [TVPG] "Broken"  (#2.3) 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 8.8/10 (40 votes) Cara's fate is in Kahlan's hands when she goes on trial for horrific crimes she committed. Message Board

Two and a Half Men [TV14] "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"  (#1.5) 6:00 PM - 6:30 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (117 votes) Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games. Message Board

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Two and a Half Men [TV14] "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"  (#1.6) 7:00 PM - 7:30 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (108 votes) Charlie and Alan draft Jake to cheer up his grandmother. Message Board

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Movie 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM

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At the Movies [TVPG] "The Best Movies of 2009" 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 8.6/10 (456 votes) The critics reveal their picks for the best movies of 2009. Message Board

The Simpsons "The Burns and the Bees"  (#20.8) 7:00 PM - 7:30 PM User Rating: 6.5/10 (170 votes) Lisa fights to save Springfield's bee population. Message Board

The Office [TV14] "The Merger"  (#3.8) 7:30 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 8.2/10 (344 votes) Jim and Pam reunite when the Scranton and Stamford branches of the company merge. Message Board

Cops [TVPG] "Neighborhood Busts No. 2" 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 5.5/10 (151 votes) A registered sex offender is arrested; a car chase on a dirt road leads to serious injuries. Photos |  Message Board

Half & Half [TVPG] "The Big Training Day Episode"  (#4.4) 5:30 PM - 6:00 PM Dee Dee must resolve her differences with a competitive co-worker to win a new client. Message Board

Everybody Hates Chris [TVPG] "Everybody Hates Snow Day"  (#2.13) 6:00 PM - 6:30 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (15 votes) Chris mistakenly goes to school on a snow day. Message Board

Everybody Hates Chris [TVPG] "Everybody Hates Chain Snatching"  (#2.16) 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (21 votes) Chris thwarts Malvo's bid to steal Vanessa's gold chain. Message Board

Tyler Perry's House of Payne [TVPG] "Game Over"  (#2.64) 7:00 PM - 7:30 PM The woman take on the men during game nigh; a secret from the past. Message Board

Tyler Perry's House of Payne [TVPG] "Can I Get a Witness?"  (#3.27) 7:30 PM - 8:00 PM A doctor finds a lump in Ella's breast; Calvin considers going into the witness-protection program. Message Board

Bones [TV14] "The Man on the Fairway"  (#1.14) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (129 votes) At the scene of a plane crash, Brennan finds bone fragments that did not come from the plane. Message Board

Ticket to the Tour 4:30 PM - 6:00 PM From Bear Lakes Country Club in West Palm Beach, Fla.

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NBC Nightly News 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 6.5/10 (69 votes) The latest world and national news. Message Board

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Mercy [TV14] "Some of Us Have Been to the Desert"  (#1.9) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM Veronica tries to get help for severe stress; Chloe is stuck with a difficult patient. Message Board

Wild Chronicles "What's the Culprit" 5:30 PM - 6:00 PM Bark beetles invade Colorado's forests; Magellanic penguins; endangered green sea turtles. Message Board

Nature [TVPG] "Drakensberg: Barrier of Spears"  (#27.7) 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM Creatures survive hostile environment beneath Drakensberg Mountains. Message Board

This Old House "Newton Centre Project" 7:00 PM - 7:30 PM Exterior painting; custom copper half-round gutters; veneer plaster; removing the garage. Message Board

This Old House "Newton Centre Project" 7:30 PM - 8:00 PM A small deck connects the kitchen to the patio; concrete pavers. Message Board

Keeping Up Appearances "A Riverside Picnic"  (#5.4) 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (21 votes) Hyacinth and Richard spend the day in the country. Message Board

The King of Queens [TVPG] "Ruff Goin'"  (#9.5) 5:30 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 7.8/10 (35 votes) Doug adopts a dog from his neighbor. Message Board

The King of Queens [TVPG] "Mama Cast"  (#9.1) 6:00 PM - 6:30 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (57 votes) Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return. Message Board

The Office [TVPG] "Business Trip"  (#5.7) 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (175 votes) Michael is thrilled when David Wallace sends him on a business trip to Canada. Message Board

Seinfeld [TVPG] "The Maestro"  (#7.3) 7:00 PM - 7:30 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (196 votes) Elaine's boyfriend's comments on villas in Tuscany stirs Jerry's curiosity. Message Board

Seinfeld [TVPG] "The Calzone"  (#7.19) 7:30 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 8.8/10 (205 votes) George becomes his boss's pet when he shares a delicious calzone with him. Message Board

Family Guy [TV14] "Mind Over Murder"  (#1.4) 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (313 votes) Peter is under house arrest after punching a pregnant woman he thought was a man. Message Board

Star Trek: Insurrection [TVPG] 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 6.4/10 (25287 votes) To save alien race, Capt. Picard defies orders. Photos |  Message Board

Signs [TV14] 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (103502 votes) A widower investigates huge circles in his crop fields. Photos |  Message Board

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 11:45 PM User Rating: 8.7/10 (299778 votes)    top 250: #30 Members of a fellowship battle evil Sauron and his pawns. Based on a book by J.R.R. Tolkien. Photos |  Message Board

NCIS "Bounce"  (#6.16) 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (89 votes) A murder prompts the reopening of one of Tony's old investigations. Message Board

NCIS "Love & War"  (#6.14) 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 7.8/10 (71 votes) The team discovers a link between a sergeant's murder and his possibly treasonous private life. Message Board

NCIS "Legend"  (#6.22) 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (90 votes) The murder of a Marine brings McGee and Gibbs to Los Angeles. Message Board

NCIS "Legend"  (#6.23) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (79 votes) Tony questions Ziva's loyalty to NCIS; Special Agent Callen goes under cover. Message Board

Death Becomes Her [PG-13] 4:30 PM - 6:15 PM User Rating: 5.9/10 (25557 votes) An actress and an author fight over a plastic surgeon and the secret of eternal beauty. Message Board

The Bucket List [PG-13] 6:15 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (49529 votes) Two terminally ill men make a list of things they want to do before they die. Photos |  Message Board

The Soloist [PG-13] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.8/10 (9802 votes) A reporter befriends a homeless man who was once a music student at Juilliard. Message Board

Over Her Dead Body [PG-13] 4:35 PM - 6:15 PM User Rating: 5.2/10 (7393 votes) A jealous ghost tries to sabotage her groom's new romance with a psychic. Photos |  Message Board

Swordfish [R] 6:15 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 6.3/10 (53728 votes) A spy forces a computer hacker to steal government funds. Photos |  Message Board

Fatal Attraction [R] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.8/10 (20590 votes) A New York lawyer with a wife and daughter sleeps with a client whose lust turns to hate. Message Board

The Ladies Man [R] 5:30 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 4.7/10 (6171 votes) A self-described Casanova searches for a lost love. Message Board

Inside the NFL [TVPG] 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 6.6/10 (63 votes) NFL news and highlights; Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. Message Board

The Forbidden Kingdom [PG-13] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.8/10 (33092 votes) An American teen travels back in time to ancient China and joins the quest to free the Monkey King. Photos |  Message Board

Burnt Offerings [PG] 5:15 PM - 7:15 PM User Rating: 5.9/10 (2118 votes) A couple, their son and an old aunt rent a mansion for the summer and find it's haunted. Message Board

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider [PG-13] 7:15 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 5.3/10 (51569 votes) A beautiful globe-trotter battles otherworldly creatures for possession of a powerful artifact. Photos |  Message Board

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory [TVPG] 5:30 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 7.8/10 (43678 votes) A poor boy and his grandfather win a tour through a wily candymaker's marvelous factory. Photos |  Message Board

Matilda [PG] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.6/10 (17428 votes) Neglected girl develops extraordinary mental abilities. Photos |  Message Board

CSI: Miami [TV14] "Born to Kill"  (#5.24) 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (75 votes) The team mistakenly thinks that it has closed a case. Message Board

CSI: Miami [TV14] "Deep Freeze"  (#6.5) 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (64 votes) The lab loses the body of a murdered sports legend. Message Board

CSI: Miami [TV14] "Going Ballistic"  (#6.21) 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (110 votes) Horatio puts his life on the line when someone tries to take down the team. Message Board

CSI: Miami [TV14] "Resurrection"  (#7.1) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (86 votes) The team stops at nothing to determine who shot Horatio Caine. Message Board

Unforgiven [TV14] 5:00 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (88946 votes)    top 250: #108 An old gunslinger and others hunt bounty in Big Whiskey. Message Board

Behind Enemy Lines [TV14] 8:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 6.1/10 (30048 votes) A Navy admiral orders the rescue of a fighter pilot after the Serbs shoot down his plane in Bosnia. Photos |  Message Board

Lost Tapes [TV14] "Lizard Man"  (#2.2) 5:30 PM - 6:00 PM A news crew follows firemen underground to track down a family pet and find a different creature. Message Board

The Haunted [TVPG] Terror At Maple Dale 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM

Dogs 101 [TVPG] "Dalmatian, Siberian Husky, German Shorthaired Pointer, Havanese, Pomeranian"  (#2.8) 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM Message Board

Underdog to Wonderdog [TVPG] "Petrified Pit Bull" 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM A pit bull mix who is terrified of humans gets help from the Wonderteam. Message Board

Remember the Time: Michael Jackson Special [TVPG] 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM Artist videos; celebrity commentary.

The Jacksons: An American Dream [TV14] 7:00 PM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 6.5/10 (1181 votes) An account of the Jackson family's rise from a Midwestern steel town to the top of the music charts. Message Board

The Real Housewives of Orange County [TV14] "All Girls Weekend"  (#5.6) 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM Message Board

House "Pilot"  (#1.1) 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 8.5/10 (859 votes) Dr. House and his team try to save the life of a kindergarten teacher. Message Board

House "Paternity"  (#1.2) 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 8.2/10 (591 votes) Dr. House and the team think a teenage lacrosse player has multiple sclerosis. Message Board

House "Occam's Razor"  (#1.3) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (556 votes) A collegian collapses, and House and his team scramble to figure out why. Message Board

Teen Titans [TVY7] "Overdrive"  (#4.9) 5:30 PM - 6:00 PM Cyborg receives a processor upgrade. Message Board

Johnny Test [TVY7] "Dog Days of Johnny/Johnny's Pink Plague"  (#1.10) 6:00 PM - 6:30 PM Susan and Mary invent a lotion that rids people of pimples. Message Board

Johnny Test [TVY7] "Saturday Night's Alright for Johnny; Johnny Mint Chip"  (#2.4) 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM Sissy and her dog interfere with Johnny's Saturday. Message Board

Bakugan [TVY7] "Earth Invaders" 7:00 PM - 7:30 PM User Rating: 3.6/10 (117 votes) Message Board

The Super Hero Squad Show [TVY7] "Oh, Brother!"  (#1.7) 7:30 PM - 7:55 PM Loki's scheming sends the Squad into the center of Villainvile. Message Board

My Dad's a Pro Jaelen 7:55 PM - 8:00 PM

Teen Titans [TVY7] "The Beast Within"  (#3.9) 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (7 votes) Beast Boy begins turning into an angry, aggressive Man Beast against his will. Message Board

World's Strictest Parents 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM Brent and Audrey are sent to Long Creek, Ore., to stay with the Manning family. Message Board

World's Strictest Parents 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM Chad and Jennifer are shipped off to Walker, Minn. to stay with the Bilben family. Message Board

World's Strictest Parents 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM Mark and Ariel are sent to Moab, Utah to stay with the Call family. Message Board

World's Strictest Parents 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM Anthony and Sierra stay with the Smidts in Idaho; the Smidts believe that rural living is good. Message Board

CNN Newsroom 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (13 votes) Message Board

The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM Traditional reporting and online resources update international news. Message Board

CNN Newsroom 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (13 votes) Message Board

Campbell Brown 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (9 votes) Message Board

National Lampoon's Vacation [R] 4:30 PM - 6:30 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (22288 votes) The Griswolds and family head by station wagon for the California fun park Walley World. Message Board

Beerfest [TV14] 6:30 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 6.2/10 (21821 votes) Two American brothers discover a centuries-old drinking competition during Germany's Oktoberfest. Photos |  Message Board

The Investigators [TV14] "Mad Scientist" 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (17 votes) Message Board

World's Dumbest ... [TV14] "World's Dumbest Criminals 2"  (#1.2) 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM Inane and clueless criminals make mistakes that cost them their freedom. Message Board

World's Dumbest ... [TV14] "World's Dumbest Criminals 8"  (#1.16) 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM Video footage of dumb criminals in 20 incidents; naked bank robber. Message Board

World's Dumbest ... [TV14] "World's Dumbest Drivers 5"  (#1.21) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM Counting down 20 displays of dumb driving. Message Board

Dirty Jobs [TV14] "Leather Tanner"  (#3.12) 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 6.4/10 (8 votes) Mike helps tan leather at a New York tannery. Message Board

Dirty Jobs [TVPG] "Mannequin Factory"  (#4.24) 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 6.2/10 (7 votes) A mobile home park is demolished for a new shopping center; making mannequins as an art form. Message Board

Dirty Jobs [TVPG] "Locomotive Builder"  (#5.7) 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM Mike heads to MotivePower in Boise, Idaho, to restore locomotives for his 200th dirty job. Message Board

Dirty Jobs [TVPG] "Greenland Shark Quest"  (#4.18) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (6 votes) Searching for the mysterious Greenland shark on the northeast side of Canada's Baffin Island. Message Board

The Suite Life on Deck [TVG] "Bermuda Triangle"  (#2.11) 5:30 PM - 6:00 PM A trip through the Bermuda Triangle makes Zack and Cody's wish that they weren't twins become true. Message Board

The Suite Life on Deck [TVG] "The Beauty and the Fleeced"  (#2.12) 6:00 PM - 6:30 PM Zack and Woody create a fake beauty pageant in order to meet girls. Message Board

The Suite Life on Deck [TVG] "Crossing Jordin"  (#2.10) 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM Message Board

Princess Protection Program [TVG] 7:00 PM - 8:40 PM User Rating: 5.6/10 (1322 votes) A princess stays with a covert agent and his daughter. Message Board

College Football Autozone Liberty Bowl: Arkansas vs. East Carolina 5:30 PM - 9:00 PM From Memphis, Tenn.

You've Got Mail [TV14] 5:30 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 6.2/10 (48802 votes) Professional rivalry threatens to thwart romance when anonymous e-mail pals meet each other. Photos |  Message Board

Miss Congeniality [TV14] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.1/10 (39092 votes) An FBI agent works under cover as a beauty queen. Photos |  Message Board

Iron Chef America "Flay vs. Crawford"  (#4.2) 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM Bobby Flay is challenged by Lynn Crawford. Message Board

The Secret Life Of ... "Pizza" 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (38 votes) History of pizza. Message Board

Throwdown With Bobby Flay "Chicken Cacciatore"  (#2.2) 7:00 PM - 7:30 PM Chicken cacciatore challenge. Message Board

Throwdown With Bobby Flay "Steak Fajitas" 7:30 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (98 votes) Bobby cooks off against Father Leo in a steak fajita challenge. Message Board

Unwrapped "Mini Munchies" 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (73 votes) Snack-size favorites. Message Board

America's News HQ 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM Analysis of the day's news.

America's News HQ 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM Analysis of the day's news.

FOX Report 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 2.6/10 (50 votes) Message Board

Huckabee 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 6.1/10 (39 votes) Message Board

The Fast and the Furious [TV14] 5:00 PM - 7:30 PM User Rating: 5.9/10 (62840 votes) An undercover police officer investigates a gang leader suspected of stealing electronic equipment. Photos |  Message Board

XXX [PG-13] 7:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 5.5/10 (48657 votes) A spy tries to stop an anarchist with weapons. Photos |  Message Board

Flight of the Navigator [TVPG] 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 6.7/10 (8564 votes) A Florida boy returns to his parents in 1986 no older than when a flying saucer took him in 1978. Message Board

Freaky Friday [TVPG] 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 5.6/10 (597 votes) An overworked single mother and her teenage daughter magically switch bodies for a day. Message Board

Color Splash "Fusing Contemporary and Tribal"  (#5.13) 5:30 PM - 6:00 PM Fusing a living-dining room's tribal and contemporary elements. Message Board

Designed to Sell [TVG] "Two Homes Too Many" 6:00 PM - 6:30 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (55 votes) Newlyweds must consolidate and sell one of their homes. Message Board

Designed to Sell [TVG] "Heading to Milwaukee" 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM A job transfer has a family packing for Milwaukee. Message Board

For Rent [TVG] 7:00 PM - 7:30 PM

House Hunters [TVG] 7:30 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (129 votes) Message Board

Divine Design [TVG] "Updating a 60's Era Kitchen" 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 8.5/10 (81 votes) It was builder's choice in the 60's when Tracey and Terry were building their home. Message Board

Seven Deadly Sins [TV14] Greed 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM Greed has both created and doomed vast empires.

Seven Deadly Sins [TV14] Pride 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM Italian writer Dante described pride as the ``chief of all sins'' as the sin of Satan himself.

Seven Deadly Sins [TV14] Lust 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM Christianity preaches that lust is a sin, but ancient Greeks and Romans celebrated it.

Hooked: Illegal Drugs and How They Got That Way [TVPG] "Marijuana" 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (50 votes) Marijuana; synthetic amphetamines. Message Board

Her Sister's Keeper [TV14] 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM A woman links missing drug money to the disappearance of her sister. Message Board

Taken in Broad Daylight [TV14] 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 5.0/10 (205 votes) The FBI conducts a nationwide search for abducted teen Anne Sluti. Message Board

Confessions of BTK 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM Serial killer Dennis Rader.

The Hunt for the Texas 7 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM Seven hardened criminals escape from a maximum-security prison and embark on a six-week crime spree.

Lockup: Colorado "Extended Stay: Crackdown"  (#6.10) 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM Message Board

Made [TVPG] "Pageant Queen: Brittany" 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 6.1/10 (368 votes) A small-town southern girl wants to stand out as a pageant queen. Message Board

Made [TVPG] "Show Choir" 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 6.1/10 (368 votes) A show choir wants to raise money to compete at a national competition. Message Board

Drumline [PG-13] 7:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 5.2/10 (17547 votes) A Harlem youth joins a university's marching band. Photos |  Message Board

SpongeBob SquarePants [TVY7] "Club SpongeBob; My Pretty Seahorse"  (#3.12) 5:30 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (38 votes) SpongeBob and Patrick build a clubhouse; SpongeBob adopts a stray seahorse. Message Board

SpongeBob SquarePants [TVY7] "SpongeBob Meets the Strangler; Pranks a Lot"  (#3.21) 6:00 PM - 6:30 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (40 votes) Litterbug; SpongeBob and Patrick buy invisible spray. Message Board

SpongeBob SquarePants [TVY7] "Whale of a Birthday; Karate Island"  (#4.11) 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 6.6/10 (48 votes) Message Board

iCarly [TVG] "iFind Lewbert's Lost Love"  (#3.6) 7:00 PM - 7:30 PM User Rating: 7.8/10 (6 votes) Carly, Sam and Freddie are shocked to discover that Lewbert was once engaged to a beautiful woman. Message Board

iCarly [TVG] "iHave a Love Sick Teacher"  (#1.25) 7:30 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (30 votes) Carly's teacher breaks up with her boyfriend and becomes interested in Spencer. Message Board

iCarly [TVG] "iHave My Principals"  (#3.5) 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (9 votes) Principal Franklin is fired after appearing as a guest on iCarly. Message Board

Legend of the Seeker [TVPG] "Broken"  (#2.3) 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 8.8/10 (40 votes) Cara's fate is in Kahlan's hands when she goes on trial for horrific crimes she committed. Message Board

Bones [TV14] "The Man on the Fairway"  (#1.14) 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (129 votes) At the scene of a plane crash, Brennan finds bone fragments that did not come from the plane. Message Board

Bones [TV14] "The Wannabe in the Weeds"  (#3.14) 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 8.5/10 (180 votes) An aspiring singer is murdered, and Brennan and Booth investigate the musician's fans and foes. Message Board

NBA Basketball Orlando Magic at Chicago Bulls 8:00 PM - 10:30 PM

America's Next Top Model [TV14] "The Girl Who Is Rushed to the Emergency Room"  (#6.11) 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM One of the contestants must go to the emergency room. Message Board

America's Next Top Model [TV14] "The Girls Go to Phuket"  (#6.12) 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (5 votes) The final four contestants are sent out to meet and impress local designers. Message Board

America's Next Top Model [TV14] "The Girl Who Walked Through the Ancient City"  (#6.13) 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM A final runway challenge leads to the season's winner. Message Board

Pride & Prejudice [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.8/10 (47452 votes) A convoluted courtship begins between a young woman and the handsome friend of a wealthy bachelor. Photos |  Message Board

Flu Bird Horror [R] 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 3.3/10 (233 votes) Townspeople fight for survival when giant birds spread a deadly virus. Message Board

Splinter [R] 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 6.3/10 (5519 votes) A voracious parasite that devours its hapless hosts traps three people in a remote gas station. Message Board

Heartbreak Ridge [TV14] 3:00 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 6.5/10 (10415 votes) Marine sergeant sees ex-wife, readies recruits for Grenada. Message Board

UFC 108 Countdown: Evans vs. Silva [TV14] 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM Rashad Evans and Thiago Silva prepare for their grudge match.

UFC Unleashed [TV14] 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 7.1/10 (37 votes) Tyson Griffin vs. Hermes France; Junior Dos Santos vs. Mirko ``Cro Cop;'' Silva vs. Jardine. Message Board

UFC Unleashed [TV14] 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM Wilson Gouveia vs. Goran Reljic; Demian Maia vs. Ed Herman; Rashad Evans vs. Chuck Liddell. Message Board

Valley of the Kings [NR] 5:00 PM - 6:30 PM User Rating: 5.7/10 (407 votes) An archaeologist and a married woman dig for a pharaoh's treasure-filled tomb in 1900 Egypt. Message Board

Old Yeller [G] 6:30 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (3536 votes) Tale of Texas teen and his stray yellow dog. Message Board

Lolita [NR] 8:00 PM - 10:45 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (25058 votes) Professor Humbert Humbert marries a widow to be near her nymphet daughter. Photos |  Message Board

Dragón Rojo [R] 3:30 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (61447 votes) Un agente pide ayuda a H.Lecter para atrapar a un asesino. Basada en el libro de Thomas Harris. Photos |  Message Board

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Cámara Loca 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM Las caracter¡sticas bromas ocultadas hilarantes de c mara.

Dark Water [PG-13] 7:00 PM - 8:30 PM Una mujer y su hija se mudan a un edificio escalofriante.

What Not to Wear [TVPG] "Debbie"  (#6.33) 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM Stacy and Clinton try to perform a fashion makeover for his friend Debbie. Message Board

48 Hours: Hard Evidence [TVPG] "Citizen Jane" 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 9.3/10 (14 votes) The tragic story of Jane Alexander, the founder of Citizens Against Homicide. Message Board

48 Hours: Hard Evidence [TV14] "Biggest Gamble" 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 9.3/10 (14 votes) The disappearance of 27-year-old Christie Wilson from Sacramento, Calif. Message Board

48 Hours: Hard Evidence [TV14] "Caught in the Crossfire" 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM User Rating: 9.3/10 (14 votes) Judge Chuck Weller orders Darren Mack to pay his ex-wife, Charla, $10,000 a month. Message Board

Great Cruises [TVG] "Freedom of the Seas With Samantha Brown" 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 8.0/10 (6 votes) Mexico; Grand Cayman Island; Jamaica; Haiti. Message Board

Disney Cruise Line [TVG] 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM Galley; engine control-room; provisioning areas; Broadway-style theater; palatial suite. Message Board

Great Cruises [TVG] "Radiance of the Seas" 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 8.0/10 (6 votes) The captain navigates a massive cruise ship's 90,000 tons of steel through chilly Alaskan waters. Message Board

Queen Mary 2: Birth of a Legend [TVG] 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM The design and construction of the Queen Mary 2 cost millions.

Married ... With Children [TVPG] "Life's a Beach"  (#3.21) 5:30 PM - 6:00 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (64 votes) Al is reunited with his teen dream at the beach. Message Board

Married ... With Children [TVPG] "Oh, What a Feeling"  (#4.9) 6:00 PM - 6:30 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (59 votes) Peggy spends money Al saved for a car. Message Board

Married ... With Children [TVPG] "Oldies but Young 'Uns"  (#5.17) 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM User Rating: 8.8/10 (66 votes) Al is obsessed with an old song. Message Board

Married ... With Children [TVPG] "You Better Shop Around"  (#5.21) 7:00 PM - 7:30 PM User Rating: 8.7/10 (66 votes) A heat wave sends the Bundys to the supermarket. Message Board

Married ... With Children [TVPG] "You Better Shop Around"  (#5.22) 7:30 PM - 8:00 PM User Rating: 8.9/10 (62 votes) Al is the supermarket's millionth customer. Message Board

Married ... With Children [TVPG] "Kelly Bounces Back"  (#5.6) 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM User Rating: 8.5/10 (64 votes) Kelly vies for a spot in a car commercial. Message Board

Primer Impacto: Fin de Semana 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM Noticias, far ndula y eventos inusuales. Conductores: Satcha Pretto e Ilia Calder¢n. Message Board

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Noticiero Univisión: Fin de Semana 6:30 PM - 7:00 PM Programa informativo con las noticias m s actuales.

La Familia P. Luche 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM Una familia trata con los conflictos y problemas de la vida diaria, con un sentido de humor.

Sábado Gigante [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (30 votes) Programa de entretenimiento. Message Board

100 Most Shocking Music Moments [TV14] "Hour 3" 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM Startling moments in music; host Chris Jericho. Message Board

100 Most Shocking Music Moments [TV14] "Hour 4" 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM Startling moments in music; host Chris Jericho. Message Board

100 Most Shocking Music Moments [TV14] "Hour 5" 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM Startling moments in music; host Chris Jericho. Message Board

Grease [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (55715 votes) Nice Sandy and greaser Danny try to be like each other in their 1950s high school. Photos |  Message Board