| 11:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:30 PM | South Park - Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut!: Cartman discovers his father's identity. |
| 12:00 AM | WWE Superstars |
| 1:00 AM | South Park - A Ladder to Heaven: In search of Kenny, the boys build a ladder to heaven. |
| 1:30 AM | South Park - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers: The boys embark on a mythical quest. |
| 2:00 AM | South Park - Canceled: The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled. |
| 2:30 AM | South Park - Fat Butt and Pancake Head: Cartman is forced to deal with the pressures of stardom. |
| 3:00 AM | South Park - Casa Bonita: Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party. |
| 3:30 AM | South Park - The Death of Eric Cartman: Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead. |
| 4:00 AM | South Park - Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow: Global warming is blamed for a flood that destroys a neighboring town. |
| 4:30 AM | South Park - Smug Alert!: A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame. |
| 5:00 AM | South Park - Cartoon Wars: Cartman and Kyle feud over a popular animated program. |
| 5:30 AM | South Park - Cartoon Wars: Cartman races to Hollywood in order to put an end to a popular animated show. |
| 6:00 AM | Jimmy Swaggart: Evangelist Jimmy Swaggart. |
| 6:30 AM | Joyce Meyer: Enjoying Everyday Life - Living Without Frustration : God's grace is available to help a believer through any circumstance. |
| 7:00 AM | Creflo Dollar: Straight talk through powerful teachings on issues facing believers today. |
| 7:30 AM | Kenneth Copeland - The Upright Shall Be Blessed |
| 8:00 AM | Barney Miller - Happy New Year: Wojo delivers a baby on New Year's Eve. |
| 8:30 AM | Barney Miller - The Escape Artist: The detectives capture a prison-escape artist. |
| 9:00 AM | Barney Miller - Hair: A scruffy narcotics detective joins the squad. |
| 9:30 AM | Barney Miller - You Dirty Rat: Confiscated marijuana disappears from the precinct. |
| 10:00 AM | Barney Miller - Rain: Heavy rains threaten the precinct building's roof. |
| 10:30 AM | Barney Miller - Fear of Flying: Wojo confronts his fear of flying. |
| 11:00 AM | Barney Miller - The Psychiatrist: A police psychiatrist examines the squad. |
| 11:30 AM | Barney Miller - Werewolf: A self-proclaimed werewolf begs for help. |
| 12:00 PM | Barney Miller - Hash: The squad consumes hashish-laden brownies. |
| 12:30 PM | Barney Miller - The Rand Report: Wojo refuses to walk a beat. |
| 1:00 PM | Barney Miller - Goodbye, Mr. Fish: Fish doesn't come in on his last day of work. |
| 1:30 PM | Barney Miller - Goodbye, Mr. Fish: Fish fights the idea of retirement. |
| 2:00 PM | Barney Miller - The Ghost: A man claims a ghost destroyed his apartment. |
| 2:30 PM | Barney Miller - Quo Vadis?: The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife. |
| 3:00 PM | Barney Miller - Dog Days: Frightened Wojo faces rabies injections. |
| 3:30 PM | Barney Miller - The Vandal: Vandals ransack the squad room. |
| 4:00 PM | Barney Miller - The Photographer: Wojo brings in a man who claims to be Jesus Christ. |
| 4:30 PM | Barney Miller - The Desk: A mental patient attempts robbery with a toy gun. |
| 5:00 PM | Barney Miller - Strip Joint: A man threatens to burst into flames. |
| 5:30 PM | Barney Miller - The Child Stealers: A divorced man tries to kidnap his son. |
| 6:00 PM | Barney Miller - Dietrich's Arrest: Dietrich is arrested at an anti-nuclear rally. |
| 6:30 PM | Barney Miller - Dietrich's Arrest: Internal Affairs investigates Dietrich's arrest. |
| 7:00 PM | Barney Miller - Agent Orange: A bandit claims to be a victim of Agent Orange. |
| 7:30 PM | Barney Miller - Resignation: Dietrich resigns after shooting a suspect. |
| 8:00 PM | Barney Miller - Movie I: Harris produces an undercover porno film. |
| 8:30 PM | Barney Miller - Movie II: Harris premieres his porno film. |
| 9:00 PM | Barney Miller - Rachel: A lawyer sues author Harris for libel. |
| 9:30 PM | Barney Miller - The Tontine: An old man tries suicide to allow a cousin to inherit. |
| 10:00 PM | WGN News at Nine |
| 11:00 PM | Scrubs - My Faith in Humanity: The arrival of an altruistic stranger restores J.D.'s faith in humanity and Elliot's faith in men. |
| 11:30 PM | Scrubs - My Drive-By: Turk saves a man's life at a taco stand, but Dr. Cox takes all of the credit. |