Castle [TVPG] "Vampire Weekend"  (#2.6) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (85 votes) The body of a young man sporting vampire fangs is discovered with a wooden stake through his heart. Message Board

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Nightline 11:35 PM - 12:06 AM User Rating: 6.7/10 (65 votes) In-depth reporting on news and events with Cynthia McFadden, Terry Moran and Martin Bashir. Message Board

Jimmy Kimmel Live [TV14] 12:06 AM - 1:06 AM User Rating: 6.3/10 (1057 votes) Sportscaster Charles Barkley; actor Peter Facinelli; Leona Lewis performs. Photos |  Message Board

CSI: Miami [TV14] "Dead on Arrival"  (#7.22) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.0/10 (40 votes) Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

Late Show With David Letterman [TVPG] 11:35 PM - 12:37 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (15 votes) Maggie Gyllenhaal; John Witherspoon; Stewie Griffin presents the Top Ten. Photos |  Message Board

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson [TV14] 12:37 AM - 1:37 AM User Rating: 7.0/10 (14 votes) Ren‚e Fleming performs. Photos |  Message Board

Local Programming [1] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

Two and a Half Men [TV14] "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"  (#4.23) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.8/10 (107 votes) Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (Enrique Iglesias) working at his house. Message Board

Friends [TVPG] "The One With George Stephanopoulos"  (#1.4) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.0/10 (314 votes) Ross goes on about his ex-wife at the hockey game with the guys. Message Board

Friends [TVPG] "The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding"  (#7.24) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 8.5/10 (249 votes) On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler. Message Board

According to Jim [TVPG] "The Closet"  (#2.5) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.4/10 (15 votes) Jim wants his own space because Cheryl's stuff is taking over the house. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

The Office [TVPG] "Casual Friday"  (#5.24) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (157 votes) Employees cause trouble when they take the term ``casual'' Friday too loosely. Message Board

Seinfeld [TVPG] "The Strike"  (#9.10) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.5/10 (198 votes) George's father invents a new holiday; Kramer returns to work at the bagel shop. Message Board

The Simpsons "Lisa Gets an A"  (#10.7) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (250 votes) Lisa cheats on a test, gets an A and is celebrated for her achievement. Message Board

Seinfeld [TVPG] "Highlights of a Hundred"  (#6.14) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.7/10 (142 votes) Jerry Seinfeld presents highlights from the series' first 100 episodes. Message Board

NFL Football New York Giants at Washington Redskins 8:30 PM - 11:30 PM Longtime rivals clash when the Giants visit the Redskins in an NFC East matchup.

Local Programming [1] 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM

Law & Order: Criminal Intent [TV14] "Cuba Libre"  (#2.16) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.8/10 (34 votes) The murders of a trophy wife and lawyer follow ex-con's (Joel Grey) release from prison. Message Board

The Jay Leno Show [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Actor Jeff Bridges; Adam Lambert performs. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien [TV14] 11:35 PM - 12:37 AM Actress Christina Applegate; journalist David Gregory; Silversun Pickups perform. Message Board

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon [TV14] 12:37 AM - 1:36 AM TV host Martha Stewart; comic Jeffrey Ross; Julian Casablancas performs. Message Board

Great Performances [TVG] "Dance in America: San Francisco Ballet's Nutcracker" 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM San Francisco Ballet's interpretation of ``The Nutcracker.'' Message Board

Charlie Rose 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.8/10 (221 votes) George Mitchell, U.S. Special Envoy to the Middle East. Message Board

Tavis Smiley 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 5.7/10 (87 votes) Singer Mary J. Blige. Message Board

Worldfocus 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM

Family Guy [TV14] "Airport '07" 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Hugh Hefner gives Quagmire advice, which leads him to save the day. Message Board

Family Guy [TV14] "Boys Do Cry"  (#5.15) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.1/10 (193 votes) The family goes on the run and ends up in Texas. Message Board

Lopez Tonight [TV14] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Message Board

My Name Is Earl [TV14] "Larceny of a Kitty Cat"  (#2.4) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 8.0/10 (138 votes) After sabotaging a cat show in Joy's favor, Earl returns an award-winning cat to its rightful owner. Message Board

My Name Is Earl [TV14] "Mailbox"  (#2.7) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.9/10 (122 votes) A bored Catalina offers to help Earl with number 75 on his list. Message Board

Men of a Certain Age [TVMA] "Mind's Eye"  (#1.4) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Joe tries to teach his son golf; Owen tries to get his sales figures up. Message Board

Law & Order [TV14] "Burn Card"  (#18.14) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.9/10 (33 votes) A case forces Ed Green to reveal his troubled past and puts his badge in danger. Message Board

The Closer [TV14] "Dead Man's Hand"  (#5.15) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM A female police officer denies being a victim of spousal abuse prior to her husband being killed. Message Board

WWE Monday Night RAW [TVPG] 9:00 PM - 11:05 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (35 votes) Guest Host World Series Champion Johnny Damon. Plus, DX, John Cena & WWE Champion Sheamus. Message Board

The 40-Year-Old Virgin [TV14] 11:05 PM - 2:05 AM User Rating: 7.5/10 (86454 votes) Three co-workers unite to help their buddy's sex life. Photos |  Message Board

The Happening [R] 10:00 PM - 11:35 PM User Rating: 5.2/10 (64936 votes) A couple flee an invisible killer that threatens all of humanity. Photos |  Message Board

Robin Williams: Weapons of Self Destruction [TVMA] 11:35 PM - 1:10 AM User Rating: 7.5/10 (143 votes) The comic performs at DAR Constitution Hall in Washington, D.C. Message Board

Friday the 13th [R] 10:00 PM - 11:40 PM User Rating: 5.7/10 (22419 votes) Young revelers meet grisly ends at the hands of a hockey-masked killer. Message Board

Co-Ed Confidential 3: Spring Break [TVMA] Let the Games Begin 11:40 PM - 12:10 AM

Co-Ed Confidential 3: Spring Break [TVMA] It Ain't Over Till It's Over 12:10 AM - 12:45 AM

Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem [R] 12:45 AM - 2:20 AM User Rating: 4.9/10 (39360 votes) Residents of a Colorado town become caught up in a longstanding war between two deadly alien races. Photos |  Message Board

3:10 to Yuma [R] 10:00 PM - 12:05 AM User Rating: 7.9/10 (89192 votes) A rancher escorts a captive outlaw to catch a train to stand trial. Photos |  Message Board

Ronna and Beverly 12:05 AM - 12:35 AM Two lifelong friends create and promote a guide to dating.

Powder Blue [R] 12:35 AM - 2:25 AM An ex-convict tracks down his daughter after serving 25 years in prison.

Rambo [R] 10:00 PM - 11:35 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (74484 votes) A clergyman persuades Rambo to rescue captive missionaries in Burma. Photos |  Message Board

Shark Hunter [R] 11:35 PM - 1:10 AM User Rating: 2.2/10 (489 votes) A man and his team of divers search for a giant shark that destroyed a research station. Message Board

Santa Baby 2: Christmas Maybe [TVPG] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 6.2/10 (7 votes) Santa's daughter must choose between the family business and life in the big city. Message Board

The 700 Club [TVG] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 1.7/10 (282 votes) The Rev. Pat Robertson presents news and inspiration. Message Board

My Wife and Kids [TVPG] "A Little Romance"  (#1.10) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 5.3/10 (12 votes) Michael's brother (Keenen Ivory Wayans) visits with a new girlfriend. Message Board

My Wife and Kids [TVPG] "Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow"  (#1.11) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.5/10 (12 votes) The death of his accountant prompts Michael to live to the fullest. Message Board

Hoarders [TVPG] "Bob and Richard" 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM The parents of four children must clean out their entire house or risk losing everything. Message Board

Hoarders [TVPG] "Judi and Gail" 11:00 PM - 12:01 AM Time is running out for Judi, whose cluttered home has been condemned; a former ballerina. Message Board

Intervention [TV14] "John C."  (#2.12) 12:01 AM - 1:01 AM A man with type one diabetes who refuses to check his blood sugar and eats whatever he wants. Message Board

A Christmas Carol [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (3097 votes) Dickens' London miser Scrooge meets Christmas ghosts. Message Board

Holiday Inn [TVG] 10:30 PM - 12:45 AM User Rating: 7.4/10 (3507 votes) A singer and a dancer flirt with women at the singer's New England inn, which opens for holidays. Message Board

Christmas Eve [TVPG] 12:45 AM - 2:45 AM User Rating: 6.0/10 (127 votes) An eccentric spinster's three foster sons must reunite to save her estate from a scheming nephew. Message Board

Dogs 101 [TVPG] "Puppies"  (#2.9) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Preparing a household for a new puppy; selecting the right puppy; basic biology of a dog. Message Board

Dogs 101 [TVPG] "Designer Dogs"  (#2.6) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Labradoodle, puggle, chiweenie, goldendoodle, cavachon, and the chorkie. Message Board

Dogs 101 [TVPG] "Rare Breeds"  (#2.7) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Facts about the puli, Thai ridgeback, Lagotto Romagnolo, and the Karelian bear dog. Message Board

Coming to America [TV14] 8:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 6.8/10 (34974 votes) An African prince and his royal sidekick come to Queens. Photos |  Message Board

The Mo'Nique Show [TV14] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Gospel music trio Trin-i-tee 5:7. Message Board

The Wendy Williams Show [TVPG] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Va'Shaundya ``Shaunie'' O'Neal discusses her separation from Shaquille O'Neal. Message Board

Chef Academy "Naked Lunch"  (#1.5) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM A student begins to get on everyone's nerves; the test is to recreate three vegetarian dishes. Message Board

The Fugitive [PG-13] 11:00 PM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 7.8/10 (89830 votes) A U.S. marshal hunts a doctor on the run who was convicted of murdering his wife. Message Board

King of the Hill [TVPG] "Doggone Crazy"  (#12.10) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (23 votes) Hank seeks help from a spiritualist to control Ladybird's fear of loud noises. Message Board

King of the Hill [TVPG] "Trans-Fascism"  (#12.11) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (34 votes) The city council's ban on foods with trans fats forces Sugarfoot's Restaurant out of business. Message Board

Family Guy [TV14] "Business Guy"  (#8.9) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 6.8/10 (86 votes) Mr. Pewterschmidt slips into a coma that not even Dr. House can bring him out of. Message Board

Family Guy [TV14] "No Chris Left Behind"  (#5.16) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.4/10 (211 votes) The family enrolls Chris in a snooty boarding school. Message Board

Robot Chicken [TVMA] "Squaw Berry Shortcake"  (#3.2) 12:00 AM - 12:15 AM User Rating: 7.9/10 (26 votes) MythBusters; G-Force's Tiny loses weight; Popeye intervention; Godzilla's Training Day. Message Board

Robot Chicken [TVMA] "Rabbits on a Roller Coaster"  (#3.3) 12:15 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.3/10 (26 votes) Randy experiences cross-dressing and death; the Battlestar Galactica crew defeats the FCC threat. Message Board

Aqua Teen Hungerforce [TV14] "Revenge of the Mooninites"  (#1.8) 12:30 AM - 12:45 AM User Rating: 8.8/10 (44 votes) The mooninites return to seek revenge on the Hungerforce. Message Board

Aqua Teen Hungerforce [TVPG] "MC P. Pants"  (#1.9) 12:45 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.9/10 (52 votes) There are subliminal messages in the music Meatwad listens to. Message Board

Police Academy [R] 9:00 PM - 11:15 PM User Rating: 6.2/10 (21136 votes) The new mayor's policy puts badges on misfits. Message Board

CMT Music 11:15 PM - 11:30 PM Music videos.

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks.

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks.

Police Academy [R] 12:30 AM - 2:45 AM User Rating: 6.2/10 (21136 votes) The new mayor's policy puts badges on misfits. Message Board

Anderson Cooper 360 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Anchors Anderson Cooper reports from New York. Message Board

Larry King Live 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.8/10 (393 votes) Interviews with newsmakers and viewer calls. Photos |  Message Board

Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder [TV14] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (5340 votes) Bender falls for a married robot, while Fry embarks on a mission to save the universe. Animated. Message Board

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart [TV14] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 9.0/10 (24 votes) A humorous slant on top news stories. Photos |  Message Board

The Colbert Report [TV14] 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 9.2/10 (6338 votes) Stephen Colbert and guests discuss current issues. Message Board

Shaun of the Dead [TV14] 12:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 8.0/10 (116894 votes)    top 250: #230 An aimless TV salesman and his friend battle zombies. Photos |  Message Board

Operation Repo [TV14] 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 2.7/10 (85 votes) Matt and Froy crash a raucous party to sneak an ATV away; fraternity prank gone awry. Message Board

Operation Repo [TV14] 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM Sonia and Froy's relationship takes a strange turn. Message Board

Hardcore Pawn Pilot 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM

Hardcore Pawn 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM

Murder by the Book [TV14] "Joseph Wambaugh"  (#2.4) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Police uncover a vicious plot while investigating shooting death. Message Board

Who Was Jesus? [TVPG] "The Last Days" 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM The tense political climate of the times. Message Board

Who Was Jesus? [TVPG] "Childhood" 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM A portrait of the early years of Jesus. Message Board

Who Was Jesus? [TVPG] "Mission" 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Experts examine the life and times of Jesus and what prompted him to embark on his mission. Message Board

Phineas and Ferb [TVG] "The Lake Nose Monster"  (#2.4) 10:00 PM - 10:25 PM Phineas and Ferb work to rescue the Lake Nose monster from the effects of zinc-free water. Message Board

Minuscule [TVY] "The Convoy" 10:25 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 8.5/10 (312 votes) Photos |  Message Board

Hannah Montana [TVG] "Would I Lie to You, Lilly"  (#3.6) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (28 votes) Message Board

Wizards of Waverly Place [TVG] "Monster Hunter"  (#3.3) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM Message Board

That's So Raven [TVG] "Rae of Sunshine"  (#4.18) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 4.0/10 (15 votes) Raven's wants Sydney to join the Sunshine Girls troop. Message Board

Life With Derek [TVG] "No More Games"  (#4.10) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM Message Board

Cory in the House [TVG] "Just Desserts"  (#1.8) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM Cory, Meena and Newt start a dessert business; Sophie learns to ride a bicycle. Message Board

NFL Football New York Giants at Washington Redskins 8:30 PM - 11:30 PM Longtime rivals clash when the Giants visit the Redskins in an NFC East matchup.

SportsCenter 11:30 PM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (648 votes) Sports news, scores, analysis and highlights. Message Board

Kendra: Here Comes Baby [TV14] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Kendra and Hank unexpectedly move to Indianapolis and prepare for the birth of their first child.

Chelsea Lately [TV14] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 9.0/10 (5 votes) Singer/songwriter Norah Jones. Message Board

E! News 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 4.6/10 (49 votes) Entertainment news. Message Board

Chelsea Lately [TV14] 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM Actor Stephen Lang. Message Board

Sexiest [TV14] "Cover Girls"  (#2.5) 12:30 AM - 1:30 AM Circling the globe to find 25 of the world's most alluring cover girls. Message Board

Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives "Funky Joints" 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (192 votes) Message Board

Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives "Burgers, Tacos and Dogs" 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (192 votes) Guy samples fast food done right. Message Board

Good Eats "Dip Madness"  (#6.9) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM Guacamole; California dip; chicken liver mousse. Message Board

Unwrapped "Holidays" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (71 votes) Classic holiday treats. Message Board

Unwrapped "Holiday Favorites" 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (71 votes) Holiday treats and traditions. Message Board

On the Record With Greta Van Susteren 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 3.1/10 (71 votes) Journalist and guests discuss current events. Message Board

The O'Reilly Factor 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 3.3/10 (1717 votes) Host Bill O'Reilly interviews newsmakers. Message Board

Hannity 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Commentary and interviews about the day's news.

Ice Age: The Meltdown [TVG] 8:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (45850 votes) Photos |  Message Board

The Stepford Wives [TVPG] 10:30 PM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 5.1/10 (25086 votes) A couple move to a town where all women act the same. Based on a book by Ira Levin. Photos |  Message Board

That '70s Show [TV14] "Take It or Leave It"  (#7.23) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.8/10 (50 votes) The son of Red's Navy buddy comes to visit. Message Board

Finding John Christmas [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.8/10 (237 votes) A nurse searches for a man who may be her brother. Message Board

The Golden Girls [TVPG] "Scared Straight"  (#4.9) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (23 votes) Blanche learns her brother is homosexual. Message Board

The Golden Girls [TVPG] "Stan Takes a Wife"  (#4.10) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.0/10 (22 votes) Dorothy reconsiders her feelings for engaged Stan. Message Board

House Hunters [TVG] "Young Marrieds on the Move" 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (128 votes) Newlyweds want a low-priced condo in San Diego that has a fireplace. Message Board

For Rent [TVG] Mandy and Steve 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM Mandy and Steve are tired of living in a tent.

Real Estate Intervention [TVG] "Going From Georgetown"  (#1.4) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM After losing her job, a woman decides to sell her home in an expensive neighborhood. Message Board

My First Place [TVG] "Location vs. Larger Space" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.6/10 (8 votes) An Army veteran must choose between a large condo and a home in a location he really wants. Message Board

House Hunters [TVG] "A Couple Leave Apartment Living Behind, Seeking a Family Home" 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (128 votes) A couple search for a starter home appropriate for raising a family. Message Board

My First Place [TVG] 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 6.6/10 (8 votes) Message Board

Pawn Stars [TVPG] "Secret Santa" 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Santa Claus makes an appearance at Christmastime; Revolutionary War period currency. Message Board

Pawn Stars [TVPG] "Pawn Shop Pinot" 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM Chumlee wants to try creating ``Pawn Shop Pinot'' using a 19th-century wine maker. Message Board

Deep Sea Salvage [TVPG] "Cursed Treasure"  (#1.5) 11:00 PM - 12:01 AM Lunchbox and Peter run into nothing but bad luck during a routine beached tugboat job. Message Board

Pawn Stars [TVPG] "Brothels & Busses"  (#1.7) 12:01 AM - 12:31 AM Blunderbuss; fighter jet ejection seat; Schwinn Stingray. Message Board

Pawn Stars [TVPG] "Sink or Sell"  (#1.3) 12:31 AM - 1:01 AM Corey gets in trouble for buying a 1984 Chris-Craft boat without testing it first. Message Board

A Very Merry Daughter of the Bride [TVPG] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 5.0/10 (122 votes) A scheming wedding planner disapproves of her mother's upcoming marriage. Message Board

Will & Grace [TVPG] "Kiss and Tell"  (#7.24) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 6.8/10 (25 votes) Will becomes suspicious of his new job when he finds himself in an empty office. Message Board

Will & Grace [TV14] "Alive and Schticking"  (#8.1) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.4/10 (60 votes) Grace contemplates an affair with a married man. Message Board

Frasier [TVPG] "A Man, a Plan and a Gal: Julia"  (#11.2) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 8.5/10 (51 votes) Daphne and Niles plan a dinner party to make an important announcement, but Julia upstages them. Message Board

Medium [TV14] "A Person of Interest"  (#5.3) 12:30 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (40 votes) Allison exhibits strange behavior that leads to an explosive discovery. Message Board

Countdown With Keith Olbermann 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (574 votes) Interviews with top newsmakers; countdown of the day's top news stories. Message Board

The Rachel Maddow Show 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Politics, pop culture and today's top stories. Message Board

Hardball With Chris Matthews 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.2/10 (177 votes) Leaders and newsmakers debate political issues. Message Board

Get Rich or Die Tryin' [TV14] 10:00 PM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 3.9/10 (17024 votes) A drug dealer wants to leave his violent life behind and pursue his dream of becoming a rap artist. Photos |  Message Board

Get Rich or Die Tryin' [TV14] 12:30 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 3.9/10 (17024 votes) A drug dealer wants to leave his violent life behind and pursue his dream of becoming a rap artist. Photos |  Message Board

George Lopez [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (2806 votes) A man deals with his insensitive mother in all aspects of his life. Photos |  Message Board

George Lopez [TVPG] 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (2806 votes) A man deals with his insensitive mother in all aspects of his life. Photos |  Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (5058 votes) A woman is hired to care for the family of a widowed Broadway producer. Photos |  Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.0/10 (5058 votes) A woman is hired to care for the family of a widowed Broadway producer. Photos |  Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.0/10 (5058 votes) A woman is hired to care for the family of a widowed Broadway producer. Photos |  Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.0/10 (5058 votes) A woman is hired to care for the family of a widowed Broadway producer. Photos |  Message Board

WGN News at Nine 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

Scrubs [TV14] "My New Game"  (#4.3) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.5/10 (141 votes) J.D.'s position as chief resident interferes with his relationships. Message Board

Scrubs [TV14] "My First Kill"  (#4.4) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.6/10 (154 votes) Talk of killing patients throws the staff into a frenzy. Message Board

South Park [TV14] "The Brown Noise"  (#3.17) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (295 votes) The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert. Message Board

South Park [TV14] "Damien"  (#1.10) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (401 votes) A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday. Message Board

Law & Order: Criminal Intent [TV14] "Country Crossover"  (#6.7) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.6/10 (44 votes) Ross investigates the death of a hip-hop producer. Message Board

Law & Order: Criminal Intent [TV14] "The War at Home"  (#6.8) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 9.0/10 (94 votes) Goren and Eames help find Dockerty's missing daughter. Message Board

Law & Order: Criminal Intent [TV14] "Blasters"  (#6.9) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.4/10 (55 votes) A former child star is found beaten and murdered. Message Board

The Mummy [PG-13] 8:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 6.8/10 (89202 votes) A mummy seeks revenge for a 3,000-year-old curse. Photos |  Message Board

Monster "Monster's Abyss" 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 9.2/10 (1029 votes) Photos |  Message Board

Monster "Journey to Freiham" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 9.2/10 (1029 votes) Photos |  Message Board

Now and Then, Here and There "Night of Flight"  (#1.7) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM Message Board

Now and Then, Here and There "Two Lone Souls"  (#1.8) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM Message Board

Forrest Gump [TVPG] 9:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.6/10 (268394 votes)    top 250: #39 An innocent man enters history from the '50s to the '90s. Photos |  Message Board

Real Vice Cops Uncut [TV14] 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM Searching for a gang member with a history of violence. Message Board

Real Vice Cops Uncut [TV14] 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM Snagging a career drug dealer; tracking down an armed meth dealer; an undercover sting. Message Board

State of the Union [NR] 8:00 PM - 10:15 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (1145 votes) An heiress wants a self-made man to run for president with his estranged wife by his side. Message Board

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington [TVG] 10:15 PM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 8.4/10 (30524 votes)    top 250: #112 Freshman senator Mr. Smith fights government corruption with a filibuster. Message Board

Meet John Doe [NR] 12:30 AM - 2:45 AM User Rating: 7.7/10 (4466 votes) A reporter pays a bum to pose as her popular but made-up spokesman, John Doe. Photos |  Message Board

Victorinos 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (10 votes) Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 1:00 AM

World Chocolate Championship [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Nineteen pastry chefs vie for the prestigious title of World Chocolate Master in Paris.

Little People, Big World [TVPG] "Married at Mid-Life" 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (1011 votes) Matt and Amy's relationship continues to deteriorate; Matt slips into a costly midlife crisis. Message Board

Little People, Big World [TVPG] "A House Divided"  (#5.6) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Matt organizes the basement after Amy encourages the kids' desire to have their friends visit. Message Board

Little Chocolatiers [TVPG] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Little people who own a chocolate shop try to produce 600 chocolate dice for a casino night party.

Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations [TVPG] "Spain"  (#4.17) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Exploring the intense, local culinary traditions of Spain. Message Board

Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations [TVPG] "Venice"  (#5.2) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Tony visits the ancient monuments, palazzos, cafes and markets in Venice. Message Board

Anthony Bourdain's Holiday Special [TVPG] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Anthony celebrates with his brother's family at their home in the Hudson River Valley.

Make My Day [TVPG] "Telenovela" 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM A telenovela fan gets to star in her own novela with Cristian de La Fuentes and Jesse Metcalfe. Message Board

Married ... With Children [TVPG] "The Proposition"  (#7.26) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.2/10 (46 votes) An ex-flame (Vanna White) offers $500,000 to sleep with Al. Message Board

Married ... With Children [TVPG] "A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?"  (#8.1) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (46 votes) Al and Peg attend an All-Star basketball game. Message Board

Married ... With Children [TVPG] "Hood in the Boyz"  (#8.2) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (57 votes) Al helps an ex-girlfriend having gang trouble in the old neighborhood. Message Board

Roseanne [TVPG] "Rear Window"  (#7.13) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.3/10 (18 votes) Dan and Roseanne see too much of their neighbors from the bedroom window. Message Board

Cristina 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 1.8/10 (13 votes) En busca de un hijo. Message Board

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I Want to Work for Diddy [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 2.7/10 (26 votes) The applicants must plan and execute a fashion preview of Sean John's holiday line. Message Board

For the Love of Ray J [TV14] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 3.0/10 (238 votes) Danger returns to evaluate the women for herself. Message Board

I Want to Work for Diddy [TVPG] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 2.7/10 (26 votes) The applicants must plan and execute a fashion preview of Sean John's holiday line. Message Board