| 11:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:30 PM | Scrubs - My Bad: J.D. treats a demanding, demeaning patient (Christa Miller) who is also a hospital board member. |
| 12:00 AM | WWE Superstars: Survivor Series preview. |
| 1:00 AM | Star Trek: The Next Generation - Frame of Mind: Amnesiac Riker finds himself trapped in an alien mental hospital. |
| 2:00 AM | The Bob & Tom Show: Conversation, comedy and musical highlights from the studios of the Bob and Tom Radio Show. |
| 3:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 3:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 4:00 AM | South Park - Chickenlover: A crime wave sweeps through South Park. |
| 4:30 AM | South Park - Up the Down Steroid: Timmy, Jimmy and Cartman prepare to compete in an upcoming sporting event. |
| 5:00 AM | RENO 911! - Getaway Trailer: Wiegel and Rizzo get to know each other better while trapped in a mobile home. |
| 5:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 6:00 AM | Jimmy Swaggart: Evangelist Jimmy Swaggart. |
| 6:30 AM | Joyce Meyer: Enjoying Everyday Life - The Restoration of Child Soldiers : Children who were forced to be part of an army. |
| 7:00 AM | Creflo Dollar: Straight talk through powerful teachings on issues facing believers today. |
| 7:30 AM | Kenneth Copeland - Making Prayer a Priority in Your Life: Guest Billye Brim. |
| 8:00 AM | America's Funniest Home Videos: Videos celebrate love, weddings and babies for St. Valentine's Day. |
| 9:00 AM | 7th Heaven - Smoking: Chandler's father has lung cancer; Lucy goes on a date with Chandler's twin. |
| 10:00 AM | Matlock - The Informer: Ben finds his life in jeopardy defending an attorney framed for a mobster's murder. |
| 11:00 AM | In the Heat of the Night - Brotherly Love: Tibbs is jailed in Philadelphia for murdering a cop; Bubba acts as Althea's birthing coach. |
| 12:00 PM | In the Heat of the Night - Brotherly Love: Tibbs is jailed in Philadelphia for murdering a cop; Bubba acts as Althea's birthing coach. |
| 1:00 PM | WGN Midday News |
| 2:00 PM | The Beverly Hillbillies - The South Rises Again: Granny thinks a Civil War movie is real. |
| 2:30 PM | The Beverly Hillbillies - Jethro in the Reserve: Granny thinks she has caught Ulysses S. Grant. |
| 3:00 PM | I Dream of Jeannie - Jeannie and the Curious Kid: Bellows' nephew witnesses Jeannie's powers. |
| 3:30 PM | I Dream of Jeannie - Jeannie, the Recording Secretary: Jeannie wants Tony to win a good-husband award. |
| 4:00 PM | Bewitched - Allergic to Macedonian Dodo Birds: An allergic reaction transfers Endora's magic to Clara. |
| 4:30 PM | Bewitched - Solid Gold Mother-in-Law: Darrin invites his client to dinner at his house to meet Endora. |
| 5:00 PM | Cheers - Strange Bedfellows: Sam's affair with Janet heats up; guest Gary Hart. |
| 5:30 PM | Cheers - Strange Bedfellows: Diane demands that Sam make a commitment. |
| 6:00 PM | Becker - The Usual Suspects: The list of suspects is vast when Becker's office is vandalized. |
| 6:30 PM | Becker - Margaret's Dream: Margaret has an erotic dream about John. |
| 7:00 PM | America's Funniest Home Videos: Parents are stunned by babies' first words; students watch a video on childbirth; dog imitates E.T. |
| 8:00 PM | Ronin: Hired guns try to retrieve a mysterious briefcase. |
| 10:30 PM | America's Funniest Home Videos: A studio audience votes on the most hilarious home video. |
| 11:00 PM | Scrubs - My Super Ego: A gifted rival intern (Sean Hayes) challenges J.D. for the attention of the attending doctors. |
| 11:30 PM | Scrubs - My Fifteen Minutes: Television cameras capture J.D. and Turk as they save a protester in front of a strip club. |