| 11:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:30 PM | Friends - The One With the Dozen Lasagnas: Rachel mulls a weekend trip with her boyfriend, who made a pass at Phoebe. |
| 12:00 AM | Friends - The One Where Joey Dates Rachel: Rachel joins Joey for a night out in order to prepare him for a big date. |
| 12:30 AM | According to Jim - Slumber Party: Cheryl gets sick, and Jim is forced to entertain a gaggle of little girls at Ruby's slumber party. |
| 1:00 AM | Family Guy - Stewie Loves Lois: Lois gets sick of Stewie's newfound affection; Peter has a prostate exam. |
| 1:30 AM | South Park - Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?: Priest Max threatens eternal damnation and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns. |
| 2:00 AM | Scrubs - My Sacrificial Clam: Elliot's work schedule makes her question if she can devote time to a relationship with Sean. |
| 2:30 AM | George Lopez - No Free Launch: Max tries to raise funds for a trip to Cape Canaveral in Florida. |
| 3:00 AM | Star Trek: The Next Generation - The Defector: The Enterprise crew members may be forced into war when a Romulan defector leads them to a showdown. |
| 4:00 AM | Frasier - Deathtrap: Frasier and Niles discover a skull while visiting their childhood home. |
| 4:30 AM | Local Programming |
| 9:00 AM | Maury: A man learns the results of three paternity tests. |
| 10:00 AM | Maury: An expectant mother suspects her fiance is not only cheating on her but may be a male prostitute. |
| 11:00 AM | Jerry Springer: A woman thinks a demonic force is possessing her daughter and causing her to be a lesbian. |
| 12:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show: A woman seeks help leaving her abusive boyfriend. |
| 1:00 PM | Street Court: Judge Mazz holds court across America at the scenes of disputes. |
| 1:30 PM | Street Court: Judge Mazz holds court across America at the scenes of disputes. |
| 2:00 PM | Judge Mathis: A woman sues her former friend for veterinarian bills. |
| 3:00 PM | The Tyra Show: Tyra provides viewers with tips, tricks and secrets for losing weight in 2009. |
| 4:00 PM | The Tyra Show: Reality TV star Stephanie Pratt; Tyra discusses divorce, and acts as a matchmaker for a 6'3'' woman. |
| 5:00 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? |
| 5:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? |
| 6:00 PM | Inside Edition: Primary stories and alternative news. |
| 6:30 PM | Local Programming |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey: Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other. |
| 7:30 PM | Family Guy - It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One: Lois dumbs down her political views when she runs for mayor. |
| 8:00 PM | 90210 - The Porn King: Liam finds a way to reveal the truth to Naomi and get revenge on Jen. |
| 9:00 PM | Melrose Place - Vine: Sydney's sister, Jane Mancini, comes to Melrose Place and makes an announcement. |
| 10:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - Tight's Good: Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy). |
| 11:30 PM | Friends - The One With the Boobies: Phoebe's psychiatrist boyfriend analyzes her friends' lives. |