| 11:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:30 PM | The Colbert Report |
| 12:00 AM | South Park - Butters' Bottom Bitch: Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him. |
| 12:30 AM | Free Radio - Earthquake: Lance becomes the butt of industry jokes after screaming during an on-air earthquake. |
| 1:00 AM | Futurama - The Beast With A Billion Backs |
| 1:30 AM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart - Lance Armstrong: Author Lance Armstrong. |
| 2:00 AM | The Colbert Report |
| 2:30 AM | Steve Byrne's Happy Hour: The comic performs. |
| 3:30 AM | Comedy Central Presents: Jim David. |
| 4:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 4:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 5:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 5:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 6:00 AM | Get Ripped in 90 Days: Total body transformation in 90 days! |
| 6:30 AM | Simple Craft Ideas!: Cut chipboard, fabric, etch glass, create cards, scrapbook and more! |
| 7:00 AM | Best Cooking Device!: Cook healthy, hearty meals from fresh or frozen in half the time with the NuWave Oven. |
| 7:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 8:00 AM | Just Shoot Me - Bye Bye Binnie: The office is concerned when Nina carries the urn containing a friend's ashes everywhere she goes. |
| 8:30 AM | Just Shoot Me - Maya Judges Amy: Maya's new assistant stirs jealousy in the office. |
| 9:00 AM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart - Lance Armstrong: Author Lance Armstrong. |
| 9:30 AM | The Colbert Report |
| 10:00 AM | Cheech & Chong's The Corsican Brothers: Twin sons of a noblewoman and a commoner have funny feelings during the French Revolution. |
| 12:00 PM | Steve Byrne's Happy Hour: The comic performs. |
| 1:00 PM | Comic Remix: Mario Cantone; Amy Sedaris; Tracy Morgan. |
| 1:30 PM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart - Lance Armstrong: Author Lance Armstrong. |
| 2:00 PM | The Colbert Report |
| 2:30 PM | MADtv: Actor Christopher Meloni participates in skits. |
| 3:30 PM | Scrubs - My Mirror Image: Dr. Cox realizes that his anger may have future repercussions. |
| 4:00 PM | Honeymoon in Vegas: A private eye loses his fiancee in a poker game. |
| 6:00 PM | RENO 911! - The Midnight Swingers: Jones and Williams go under cover at a swingers' club. |
| 6:30 PM | The Jeff Dunham Show: Sweet Daddy Dee takes part in a Civil War re-enactment; Achmed records cell phone ringtones. |
| 7:00 PM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart - Lance Armstrong: Author Lance Armstrong. |
| 7:30 PM | The Colbert Report |
| 8:00 PM | Scrubs - My Advice to You: Danni's ongoing dialogue about her ex forces J.D. to talk about his feelings for Elliot. |
| 8:30 PM | The Jeff Dunham Show: Sweet Daddy Dee takes part in a Civil War re-enactment; Achmed records cell phone ringtones. |
| 9:00 PM | The Jeff Dunham Show: Peanut auditions a group at a local dance studio to perform on Jeff's show. |
| 9:30 PM | Bill Engvall: Aged and Confused: The comic performs. |
| 10:30 PM | The Jeff Dunham Show: Peanut auditions a group at a local dance studio to perform on Jeff's show. |
| 11:00 PM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart - Michael Specter: Author Michael Specter. |
| 11:30 PM | The Colbert Report |