Jimmy Kimmel Live [TV14] 12:06 AM - 1:06 AM Charlize Theron;``Dancing With the Stars'' winner Donny Osmond; Regis Philbin. Message Board

Oprah Winfrey [TVPG] "Best of Oprah: Oprah's Best Viewer Surprises" 1:06 AM - 2:05 AM User Rating: 7.4/10 (10 votes) Best of Oprah: Oprah reviews her favorite viewer surprises. Message Board

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire [TVG] 2:05 AM - 2:35 AM Message Board

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Christmas Eve Worship With First United Methodist Church of Dallas, Texas 3:05 AM - 4:03 AM The traditional candlelight service features arrangements performed by the Christmas Eve Choir.

Christmas at the Cathedral: Beacon of Hope 11:35 PM - 12:35 AM Highlights of the 13-year concert series, at St. Joseph Cathedral in Sioux Falls, S.D.

A Gospel Christmas 12:35 AM - 1:35 AM Kenny Lattimore; Chant‚ Moore; Howard Hewett; Shanice.

Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen [TVPG] 1:35 AM - 2:05 AM User Rating: 3.2/10 (82 votes) Gary Gulman; Pauly Shore; Carlos Alazraqui; Alonzo Bodden. Message Board

Instantly Slim! 2:05 AM - 2:35 AM ``Look up to 20 lbs. thinner instantly!'' This is a must see!

Party Food Ideas! 2:35 AM - 3:05 AM With The Bullet Express you can make full family meals in just 8 minutes or less!

Profit In Your Town [TVG] 3:05 AM - 3:35 AM Profit In Your Town.

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Scrubs [TV14] "My Own Personal Jesus"  (#1.11) 1:30 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (228 votes) Dr. Cox asks J.D. to videotape the birth of a friend's baby. Message Board

George Lopez [TVPG] "Meet the Cuban Parents"  (#2.11) 2:00 AM - 2:30 AM User Rating: 6.6/10 (8 votes) Angie's parents visit for Christmas and make George feel uncomfortable. Message Board

Frasier [TVPG] "Mary Christmas"  (#8.8) 2:30 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 7.0/10 (60 votes) Frasier learns his co-host for a televised Christmas parade will be Dr. Mary (Kim Coles). Message Board

Star Trek: The Next Generation [TVPG] "The Emissary"  (#2.20) 3:00 AM - 4:00 AM User Rating: 7.3/10 (213 votes) Worf's love, a human-Klingon hybrid, arrives. Message Board

Seinfeld [TVPG] "The Postponement"  (#7.2) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (174 votes) Feeling overwhelmed, George wants to postpone marrying Susan. Message Board

King of the Hill [TVPG] "Unbearable Blindness of Laying"  (#2.11) 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (42 votes) Hank's mother arrives for Christmas with a Jewish fiance in tow. Message Board

King of the Hill [TVPG] "Twas the Nut Before Christmas"  (#5.8) 1:30 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 7.5/10 (33 votes) Bill buys gifts for the children who write letters to Santa Claus. Message Board

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Law & Order: Special Victims Unit [TV14] "Lust"  (#4.4) 11:35 PM - 12:35 AM User Rating: 8.0/10 (32 votes) The rape/murders of two women in Central Park launch a search for a serial killer. Message Board

Tyler Perry's House of Payne [TVPG] "Stop Being All Funky" 12:35 AM - 1:05 AM User Rating: 1.1/10 (44 votes) CJ thinks that Janine's new boyfriend is trying to buy the affection of Malik and Jazmine. Photos |  Message Board

The Bernie Mac Show [TVPG] "The United Front"  (#2.8) 1:05 AM - 1:35 AM Bernie and Wanda strive to present a united front when disciplining the children. Message Board

Malcolm in the Middle [TVPG] "Christmas Trees"  (#5.7) 1:35 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 7.7/10 (36 votes) Hal and the boys slash the prices of their Christmas trees to outsell a nearby church. Message Board

Punk'd [TVPG] 2:00 AM - 2:30 AM User Rating: 5.9/10 (8 votes) Actress Salma Hayek; actress Pen‚lope Cruz; actress Eva Longoria; singer Mario. Message Board

Sexy Holiday Hair 2:30 AM - 3:00 AM Hydrate, nourish and soothe damaged hair.

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Christmas Eve Mass 11:35 PM - 1:00 AM At St. Peter's Basilica in Rome.

Local Programming [1] 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM

A Season of Peace [TVG] 1:30 AM - 2:00 AM The Mormon Tabernacle Choir performs Christmas classics.

Christmas Liturgical 2:00 AM - 3:00 AM

Christmas Promise [TVG] 3:00 AM - 3:30 AM The Mormon Tabernacle Choir performs inspiring songs.

A Holly Jolly Pops Holiday With Barenaked Ladies [TVG] 12:30 AM - 1:30 AM Keith Lockhart conducts the Boston Pops Orchestra in a celebratory concert.

The Three Tenors Christmas 1:30 AM - 2:30 AM User Rating: 8.3/10 (21 votes) Vienna Symphony Orchestra. Message Board

Masterpiece Classic "Oliver Twist" 2:30 AM - 4:00 AM User Rating: 8.5/10 (58 votes) Mistreated by an undertaker, Oliver escapes to London where he is adopted by a criminal gang. Message Board

A Christmas Story [PG] 12:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 8.0/10 (49776 votes) A boy tries to convince his parents to get him a BB gun. Message Board

A Christmas Story [PG] 2:00 AM - 4:00 AM User Rating: 8.0/10 (49776 votes) A boy tries to convince his parents to get him a BB gun. Message Board

Runaway Bride [TVPG] 11:00 PM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 5.2/10 (26695 votes) A New York reporter travels to Maryland to profile a woman who left three bridegrooms at the altar. Photos |  Message Board

Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous [TVPG] 1:30 AM - 4:00 AM User Rating: 4.7/10 (12842 votes) FBI agent Gracie Hart must save two kidnapped friends in Las Vegas. Photos |  Message Board

Bad Boys II [R] 11:00 PM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 6.2/10 (52473 votes) Two detectives battle a drug kingpin in Miami. Photos |  Message Board

2 Fast 2 Furious [PG-13] 1:30 AM - 3:30 AM User Rating: 5.1/10 (40100 votes) A former policeman and his friend work with a U.S. Customs agent to indict a launderer in Miami. Photos |  Message Board

The 25th Anniversary Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Concert [TV14] 10:15 PM - 2:25 AM User Rating: 9.3/10 (32 votes) Concerts at Madison Square Garden commemorate the institution. Message Board

Speed [R] 2:25 AM - 4:25 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (75076 votes) A SWAT team ace must save a bus from a madman's bomb. Photos |  Message Board

Busty Cops: Protect and Serve! [TVMA] 11:45 PM - 1:00 AM Sexy policewomen maintain law and order while investigating a train robbery. Message Board

Training Day [R] 1:00 AM - 3:05 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (73898 votes) A rookie cop meets a corrupt Los Angeles narcotics officer who wants to include him in his schemes. Photos |  Message Board

Forbidden Science [TVMA] "Secrets"  (#1.12) 3:05 AM - 3:35 AM Message Board

Meet the Browns [PG-13] 11:00 PM - 12:45 AM User Rating: 3.0/10 (3085 votes) A woman meets her late father's uproarious family for the first time. Photos |  Message Board

Evita [PG] 12:45 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 6.1/10 (15973 votes) The Argentine first lady becomes a cult figure, then dies young. Photos |  Message Board

Elegy [R] 3:00 AM - 5:00 AM User Rating: 6.9/10 (7600 votes) A beautiful student awakens feelings of sexual possessiveness in an aging professor. Message Board

Flashbacks of a Fool [R] 12:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 6.7/10 (3517 votes) A fading star reminisces on his youth as he travels to his friend's funeral. Message Board

Flash Point [R] 2:00 AM - 3:30 AM User Rating: 6.8/10 (2605 votes) An agent battles three brothers of a powerful gang. Message Board

My Wife and Kids [TVPG] "No Rules"  (#2.3) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 6.0/10 (13 votes) Michael suspends the restrictive house rules. Message Board

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The 700 Club [TVG] 3:00 AM - 4:00 AM User Rating: 1.7/10 (282 votes) A woman's secret addictions drive away her husband; a man gives his life to Christ. Message Board

The First 48 [TV14] "Duct Tape Murder; Custody of the Devil"  (#3.3) 12:01 AM - 1:01 AM Sergeants try to identify men who killed a drug dealer. Message Board

The First 48 [TV14] "The Boogie Man; Murder on Flowering Peach"  (#4.6) 1:01 AM - 2:01 AM A body in the remains of a car; a home invasion leaves a man dead. Message Board

The First 48 [TV14] "Missing Witness; Who's Knocking"  (#5.14) 2:01 AM - 3:01 AM In Miami, a man is shot in broad daylight; in Cincinnati, a man is shot outside his apartment. Message Board

The First 48 [TV14] "Get That Money; Senseless" 3:01 AM - 4:02 AM Message Board

White Christmas [TVG] 10:45 PM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (6847 votes) Former Army buddies put on a show with a sister act to save their general's hotel in Vermont. Message Board

White Christmas [TVG] 1:30 AM - 4:15 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (6847 votes) Former Army buddies put on a show with a sister act to save their general's hotel in Vermont. Message Board

The Blue Planet: Seas of Life [TVG] "The Open Ocean"  (#1.3) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.9/10 (45 votes) Half-moon fish; loggerhead turtles; schools of sardines and tuna; vastness of the ocean. Message Board

The Blue Planet: Seas of Life [TVG] "Frozen Seas"  (#1.2) 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 9.0/10 (44 votes) Life on the edge of frozen seas near the North and South poles. Message Board

The Blue Planet: Seas of Life [TVG] "Ocean World"  (#1.1) 2:00 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 8.9/10 (46 votes) Oceans dominate the world's weather systems while supporting a wide range of life. Message Board

The Blue Planet: Seas of Life [TVG] "The Deep"  (#1.4) 3:00 AM - 4:00 AM User Rating: 9.2/10 (56 votes) Mountain ranges, perpetual night, pressure and temperature extremes create unusual life forms. Message Board

The Wendy Williams Show [TVPG] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Actress Sheryl Lee Ralph; author Ruby Gettinger (``Ruby's Diary''). Message Board

The Cookout [TV14] 1:00 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 3.5/10 (1506 votes) An athlete's mother has a wild barbecue at his mansion. Photos |  Message Board

Played by Fame [TV14] "Brandon T. Jackson"  (#1.11) 3:00 AM - 3:30 AM A fan is asked to speak to a girl that Brandon has a crush on. Message Board

50 First Dates [PG-13] 11:00 PM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 6.8/10 (58274 votes) A veterinarian tries to make a woman who has short-term memory loss fall in love with him. Photos |  Message Board

The First Wives Club [PG] 1:00 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 5.6/10 (13906 votes) Three 50-ish college friends plot revenge after their husbands dump them for younger women. Photos |  Message Board

Watch What Happens: Live 3:00 AM - 4:00 AM Sarah Jessica Parker; the ``Top Chef: Las Vegas'' fan favorite.

Aqua Teen Hungerforce [TV14] "Interfection"  (#1.15) 12:30 AM - 12:45 AM User Rating: 8.0/10 (37 votes) Shake and Meatwad accidentally infect the house with pop-up windows. Message Board

Aqua Teen Hungerforce [TVPG] "Bad Replicant"  (#1.11) 12:45 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.4/10 (41 votes) Emory and Oglethorpe kidnap Shake and replace him with a replicate alien. Message Board

Metalocalypse [TVMA] "Dethfam"  (#1.6) 1:00 AM - 1:15 AM User Rating: 7.7/10 (32 votes) Message Board

Metalocalypse [TVMA] "Performance Klok"  (#1.7) 1:15 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (30 votes) Message Board

Squidbillies [TVMA] "Not Without My Cash Cow" 1:30 AM - 1:45 AM User Rating: 7.1/10 (1148 votes) Message Board

Squidbillies [TV14] "This Show Is Called Squidbillies"  (#1.1) 1:45 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 8.3/10 (6 votes) Message Board

King of the Hill [TVPG] "Pour Some Sugar on Kahn"  (#12.16) 2:00 AM - 2:30 AM User Rating: 6.9/10 (23 votes) Kahn's father-in-law makes him feel like a failure. Message Board

King of the Hill [TVPG] "Six Characters in Search of a House"  (#12.17) 2:30 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 7.8/10 (33 votes) Peggy hires a ``Hollywood'' family to help her sell a home within two weeks. Message Board

Family Guy [TV14] "Stewie Kills Lois"  (#6.4) 3:00 AM - 3:30 AM User Rating: 7.9/10 (325 votes) Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan against Lois. Message Board

Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-Palooza Christmas Luau 12:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 6.4/10 (6 votes) Larry the Cable Guy's holiday special features sketches and musical performances. Message Board

Larry the Cable Guy's Star Studded Christmas Extravaganza 1:30 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 4.9/10 (37 votes) Larry's annual Christmas special with guests Terry Bradshaw, Lewis Black, Jeff Foxworthy and others. Message Board

Recession Profits! 3:00 AM - 3:30 AM Make recession profits at home.

Larry King Live 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.8/10 (395 votes) Interviews with newsmakers and viewer calls. Photos |  Message Board

CNN Presents "After Jesus: The First Christians" 1:00 AM - 3:00 AM Christianity gains more adherents than any other religion. Narrated by Liam Neeson. Message Board

Larry King Live 3:00 AM - 4:00 AM User Rating: 5.8/10 (395 votes) Interviews with newsmakers and viewer calls. Photos |  Message Board

A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All! [TV14] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.3/10 (475 votes) Stephen Colbert spends an evening with songs, skits and an in-depth analysis of naughty versus nice. Message Board

Clerks II [TVMA] 1:00 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 7.7/10 (52909 votes) Slackers Dante and Randal find they must change their lives now that they are in their 30s. Photos |  Message Board

Denis Leary's Merry F... Christmas Special [TVMA] 3:00 AM - 4:00 AM User Rating: 7.7/10 (107 votes) The comic and his friends ring in the holiday season. Message Board

World's Dumbest ... [TV14] "World's Dumbest Shoppers"  (#1.23) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Counting down 20 incidents involving crazed consumers. Message Board

World's Dumbest ... [TV14] "World's Dumbest Holidays" 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 7.7/10 (105 votes) Thanksgiving turkeys fight back; Santa consumes too much holiday cheer. Message Board

It Only Hurts When I Laugh [TV14] 2:00 AM - 2:30 AM Santa crashes a party; a stilt walker has an incident with a treadmill. Message Board

It Only Hurts When I Laugh [TV14] 2:30 AM - 3:00 AM A duck attacks a nun; sky divers collide; a personal watercraft operator crashes a party. Message Board

Forensic Files [TV14] "Brotherly Love" 3:00 AM - 3:30 AM Police search for a woman for over a decade. Message Board

Deadliest Catch [TV14] "Bitter Tears"  (#5.14) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Weeks into the opilio season the fleet is tired and desperate for home. Message Board

Deadliest Catch [TV14] "Day of Reckoning"  (#5.15) 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM The opilio season is almost over but an impending storm has the skippers on edge. Message Board

Deadliest Catch [TV14] "Shipwrecked"  (#5.16) 2:00 AM - 3:00 AM A savage storm causes multiple vessels to send out maydays. Message Board

Look Thinner Instantly 3:00 AM - 3:30 AM Look up to 20 pounds thinner instantly!

Cory in the House [TVG] "Napper's Delight"  (#1.6) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM Cory gives secret tours of the White House; Victor and the president sneak off to take naps. Message Board

The Replacements [TVG] "Clueless; Conrad's Day Off" 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 4.6/10 (435 votes) Riley has detention; a mystery dinner party. Message Board

Kim Possible [TVG] "Low Budget"  (#1.21) 1:30 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 4.3/10 (7 votes) Kim battles Frugal Lucre, the world's cheapest villain. Message Board

The Emperor's New School [TVG] "Curse of the Moon Beast; Aw, Nuts!" 2:00 AM - 2:30 AM User Rating: 5.6/10 (191 votes) Message Board

American Dragon: Jake Long [TVG] "Supernatural Tuesday"  (#2.14) 2:30 AM - 3:00 AM Jake runs for class president and uses an ancient magical glove to read the minds of the voters. Message Board

The Proud Family [TVG] "Seven Days of Kwanzaa"  (#1.11) 3:00 AM - 3:30 AM User Rating: 1.6/10 (15 votes) The Prouds invite a homeless family over for Christmas. Message Board

SportsCenter 11:30 PM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (651 votes) Sports news, scores, analysis and highlights. Message Board

SportsCenter 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (651 votes) Sports news, scores, analysis and highlights. Message Board

SportsCenter 2:00 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (651 votes) Sports news, scores, analysis and highlights. Message Board

College Football Sheraton Hawaii Bowl: Nevada vs. Southern Methodist 3:00 AM - 5:00 AM From Honolulu.

Holly's World [TV14] 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM Holly Madison juggles her career, social life, and a new love interest in Las Vegas.

Sexiest [TV14] "Celebrity Body Parts"  (#2.3) 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM Celebrities that have the best of each body part, including the nose and hips. Message Board

Chelsea Lately Bloopers [TV14] 2:00 AM - 2:30 AM Funny bloopers and outtakes featuring host Chelsea Handler and her guests.

Chelsea Lately [TV14] 2:30 AM - 3:00 AM Adam Lambert; round-table participants include Ross Mathews, Randy Sklar and Jason Sklar. Message Board

Chelsea Lately [TV14] 3:00 AM - 3:30 AM Dave Salmoni, biologist and host of TV's ``Rogue Nature.'' Message Board

Iron Chef America "Batali vs. Campbell"  (#1.8) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Mario Batali is challenged by Scott Campbell. Message Board

Ace of Cakes "Book of Cakes" 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (445 votes) The team creates cakes that will be photographed for a book about the bakery. Message Board

Ace of Cakes "Merry Cakemas"  (#6.11) 1:30 AM - 2:00 AM Cake in the shape of a house getting demolished; Christmas stocking cake; bridal cakes. Message Board

Good Eats "It's a Wonderful Cake"  (#2.1) 2:00 AM - 2:30 AM Fruitcake. Message Board

Unwrapped "Delicious Duos" 2:30 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (72 votes) Favorite food combinations. Message Board

Iron Chef America "Cora vs. Campanaro"  (#3.17) 3:00 AM - 4:00 AM Cat Cora is challenged by Joey Campanaro. Message Board

FOX and Friends "A Fox and Friends Christmas" 11:00 PM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 2.6/10 (151 votes) On-air personalities share their holiday traditions and recipes, sing carols and exchange presents. Message Board

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FOX and Friends "A Fox and Friends Christmas" 2:00 AM - 4:00 AM User Rating: 2.6/10 (151 votes) On-air personalities share their holiday traditions and recipes, sing carols and exchange presents. Message Board

Night at the Museum [TVPG] 11:30 PM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 6.4/10 (60850 votes) A night watchman at a museum of natural history makes a startling discovery. Photos |  Message Board

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Moonlight and Mistletoe [TVPG] 11:45 PM - 1:50 AM User Rating: 5.4/10 (96 votes) Nick and his daughter Holly fight a real-estate developer to keep their Christmas theme park open. Message Board

A Smoky Mountain Christmas [TVPG] 1:50 AM - 3:55 AM User Rating: 6.5/10 (328 votes) A country singer and a mountain man rescue seven runaway orphans from a sheriff and a witch. Message Board

House Hunters [TVG] "Triple the Space" 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (129 votes) Having triplets has tripled the need for more room. Message Board

House Hunters International [TVG] "Finding Bliss in France" 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 6.9/10 (31 votes) A family searches for a traditional home with modern conveniences in France. Message Board

Income Property [TVG] 1:30 AM - 2:00 AM

Property Virgins [TVG] "High Hopes, Modest Means"  (#6.1) 2:00 AM - 2:30 AM A couple ready to buy their first home have high expectations. Message Board

My First Place [TVG] "Decision Time in Denver" 2:30 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 6.6/10 (8 votes) Annie and Dan find two bid-worthy houses but one is more expensive than the other. Message Board

White House Christmas 2009 3:00 AM - 4:00 AM A behind-the-scenes experience of what it takes to decorate America's First Home for the holidays.

Pawn Stars [TVPG] "Fired Up" 12:01 AM - 12:31 AM Airplane propeller possibly linked to Charles Lindbergh; 1750s flintlock musketoon. Message Board

Pawn Stars [TVPG] "Old Man's Booty" 12:31 AM - 1:01 AM The guys have a chance to buy a mysterious, 17th-century treasure chest that no one can open. Message Board

Pawn Stars [TVPG] "Gangsters & Guitars"  (#1.5) 1:01 AM - 1:31 AM Message Board

Pawn Stars [TVPG] "Secret Santa" 1:31 AM - 2:01 AM Santa Claus makes an appearance at Christmastime; Revolutionary War period currency. Message Board

Pawn Stars [TVPG] "Pawn Shop Pinot" 2:01 AM - 2:31 AM Chumlee wants to try creating ``Pawn Shop Pinot'' using a 19th-century wine maker. Message Board

Pawn Stars [TVPG] "A Christmas Special" 2:31 AM - 3:01 AM Message Board

Pawn Stars [TVPG] "A Shot and a Shave" 3:01 AM - 3:31 AM Rick is offered a patchwork quilt made from celebrity autographs and an 1845 Harpers Ferry musket. Message Board

Medium [TV14] "How to Make a Killing in Big Business" 12:30 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (56 votes) Allison must decide if she should violate the contract she signed at her new job. Photos |  Message Board

Medium [TV14] "How to Make a Killing in Big Business"  (#5.13) 1:30 AM - 2:30 AM User Rating: 7.8/10 (43 votes) Allison leaves the district attorney's office to work for one of the world's largest corporations. Message Board

Invention In Steam 2:30 AM - 3:00 AM This portable steamer instantly sanitizes your home faster and better than ever.

Total Gym Challenge [TVG] 3:00 AM - 3:30 AM Want toned arms? Want a slim core? Want to build lean muscle mass? Total Gym XLS is for you!

Caught on Camera Daredevils 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Shark enters a cage; skydive gone wrong; extreme skiing.

Caught on Camera Sinister, Strange, Shocking 2 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM Teens push drugs on a toddler; car crashes into a diner; a man trashes a supermarket.

American Story 2:00 AM - 3:00 AM Stories tell of ordinary people who have quietly changed people's lives.

Caught on Camera Collision! 3:00 AM - 4:00 AM A military plane crashes and explodes in a backyard; motorcyclist crashes into parked cars.

Jersey Shore [TV14] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Paulie and Mike juggle multiple groups of women; a fight erupts at the bar. Message Board

Real World/Road Rules Challenge [TVPG] "The Ruins: S... They Should Have Shown" 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 4.8/10 (38 votes) Unseen footage from the season. Message Board

Real World/Road Rules Challenge [TV14] "The Ruins: Reunion" 2:00 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 4.8/10 (38 votes) The contestants reflect on their individual experiences and strategies. Message Board

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The Nanny [TVPG] "Yetta's Letters"  (#6.18) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.3/10 (28 votes) Fran tries to convince Maxwell to turn Yetta's old love letters into a Broadway musical. Message Board

George Lopez [TVPG] "George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes"  (#6.8) 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 7.0/10 (5 votes) George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away. Message Board

George Lopez [TVPG] "Carmen's Dating"  (#3.5) 1:30 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 7.1/10 (6 votes) Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her. Message Board

Roseanne [TVPG] "White Trash Christmas"  (#6.12) 2:00 AM - 2:30 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (19 votes) The Conners buck the neighborhood association with tacky decorations. Message Board

Roseanne [TVPG] "The Parenting Trap"  (#7.12) 2:30 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 8.0/10 (15 votes) D.J. is falling behind in school; Darlene finds David in a new relationship. Message Board

Roseanne [TVPG] "Home for the Holidays"  (#9.12) 3:00 AM - 3:30 AM User Rating: 7.5/10 (18 votes) Dan returns home to celebrate Christmas after visiting his mother in California. Message Board

WWE Superstars [TVPG] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM WWE Superstars Christmas wishes.

Midnight Mass [TVG] 1:00 AM - 2:30 AM From Holy Name Cathedral in Chicago.

The Cosby Show [TVG] "Father's Day"  (#1.13) 2:30 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 6.3/10 (17 votes) The children prepare a Father's Day surprise for Cliff. Message Board

Barney Miller "Christmas Story"  (#3.10) 3:00 AM - 3:30 AM Yemana romances a lovely mugging victim. Message Board

Law & Order: Criminal Intent [TV14] "The Gift"  (#3.3) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (35 votes) Detectives link a young man's murder to practitioners of Santeria. Message Board

Law & Order: Criminal Intent [TV14] "But Not Forgotten"  (#3.4) 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 8.9/10 (47 votes) The detectives discover a ledger's worth of bodies while searching for a missing bookkeeper. Message Board

The Tyra Show [TVPG] 2:00 AM - 3:00 AM Women who claim they didn't know they were pregnant until they were about to give birth. Message Board

Insanity [TVG] 3:00 AM - 3:30 AM 60 Day total-body conditioning program.

Ghost Hunters [TVPG] "Nightmare Noises"  (#3.9) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.3/10 (8 votes) Families require assistance after years of bizarre incidents. Message Board

Ghost Hunters [TVPG] "Ghosts of the Sunshine State"  (#4.18) 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM TAPS travels to St. Petersburg, Fla. to investigate two notoriously haunted inns. Message Board

Ghost Hunters [TVPG] "Edith Wharton Estate"  (#5.3) 2:00 AM - 3:00 AM Message Board

Ghost Hunters [TVPG] "I Am Not Guilty"  (#5.10) 3:00 AM - 4:00 AM Virginia's Edgewood Plantation is the former home of President William Henry Harrison. Message Board

Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi [PG] 12:00 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 8.3/10 (194943 votes)    top 250: #104 Luke Skywalker, now an experienced Jedi knight, tries to discover Darth Vader's identity. Message Board

MANswers [TVMA] 3:00 AM - 3:30 AM User Rating: 7.0/10 (201 votes) Finding out how much electricity it takes to kill a person. Message Board

Chicken Every Sunday [TVG] 11:00 PM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 6.6/10 (58 votes) Man tries to get rich quick in circa-1900 Tucson. Message Board

Meet Me in St. Louis [TVG] 1:00 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (6436 votes) A St. Louis lawyer's family stays in town for the 1904 World's Fair. Photos |  Message Board

In the Good Old Summertime [TVPG] 3:00 AM - 5:00 AM User Rating: 7.1/10 (1109 votes) The more co-workers fight in a Chicago music store, the more they fall in love as secret pen pals. Photos |  Message Board

Local Programming [1] 12:30 AM - 1:30 AM

Universal Church 1:30 AM - 2:00 AM

De Todo Corazon 2:00 AM - 2:30 AM

Mercury Media 2:30 AM - 3:00 AM

Best of Extenze 3:00 AM - 3:30 AM

World Chocolate Championship [TVPG] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Nineteen pastry chefs vie for the prestigious title of World Chocolate Master in Paris.

BBQ Pitmasters [TVPG] "Murphysboro Barbecue Cook-off"  (#1.2) 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM Lee Ann and Myron face whole-hog competition during a cook-off in Murphysboro, Ill. Message Board

You're Driving Me Crazy [TVPG] You're Driving Me Crazy 2:00 AM - 3:00 AM Dangerous drivers go to Tough Love Drivers Bootcamp.

Paid Programming 3:00 AM - 3:30 AM

Samantha Brown's Holidays in New York [TVG] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Brown explores New York City during holiday season.

Most Christmasy Places in America [TVG] 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM Touring America's most festive locations.

Christmas to the Extreme [TVG] 2:00 AM - 3:00 AM Visiting those who take Christmas to the extreme.

Paid Programming 3:00 AM - 3:30 AM

Roseanne [TVPG] "Santa Claus"  (#4.12) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.3/10 (26 votes) As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets. Message Board

Roseanne [TVPG] "No Place Like Home for the Holidays"  (#5.12) 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 7.9/10 (27 votes) A Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Conners. Message Board

Roseanne [TVPG] "White Trash Christmas"  (#6.12) 1:30 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (19 votes) The Conners buck the neighborhood association with tacky decorations. Message Board

3rd Rock From the Sun "Jolly Old St. Dick"  (#2.12) 2:00 AM - 2:30 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (36 votes) When the aliens celebrate their first Christmas, Dick becomes a Scrooge. Message Board

3rd Rock From the Sun "Happy New Dick!"  (#4.9) 2:30 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 8.0/10 (30 votes) Mary plans a New Year's Eve fondue party, putting glum Dick in charge of cheese. Message Board

The Cosby Show [TVG] "Getting to Know You"  (#6.12) 3:00 AM - 3:30 AM User Rating: 6.1/10 (9 votes) Cliff and Martin get acquainted while the women shop. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 12:30 AM - 2:00 AM

Navidad en Viena 2:00 AM - 3:00 AM

Clásicos de Casos de Familia 3:00 AM - 4:00 AM

Top 40 Videos of 2009 [TVPG] 12:00 AM - 2:00 AM The best music videos of the year.

Tough Love [TVPG] 2:00 AM - 3:00 AM When put on trial for scandalous past dating crimes, the women are horrified and outraged. Message Board

2009: That Really Happened [TV14] 3:00 AM - 4:00 AM Celebrities, pop culture trends and scandals of the year; Twitter; ``Twilight.'' Message Board