Better Off Ted [TVPG] "Love Blurts"  (#2.1) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (30 votes) Veridian Dynamics tries to match employees based on their genetic compatibility. Message Board

20/20 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 6.5/10 (228 votes) Investigative reporting. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

Nightline 11:35 PM - 12:06 AM User Rating: 6.7/10 (66 votes) An update on the progress made by a woman and her son, who pledged to lose weight together. Message Board

Jimmy Kimmel Live [TV14] 12:06 AM - 1:06 AM Actor Jake Gyllenhaal; actress Ashley Greene; Honor Society performs. Message Board

Medium [TV14] "Baby Fever"  (#6.5) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (28 votes) Allison becomes attached to an infant while investigating a kidnapping. Message Board

NUMB3RS [TVPG] "Animal Rites"  (#5.19) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (42 votes) The team thinks animal rights activists may have been involved in the death of a professor. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

Late Show With David Letterman [TVPG] 11:35 PM - 12:37 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (15 votes) Actor Ray Romano; actress Anna Kendrick. Photos |  Message Board

Smallville [TVPG] "Echo"  (#9.4) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (89 votes) The Toyman takes Oliver hostage; Clark can hear other people's thoughts. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

Two and a Half Men [TV14] "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"  (#5.7) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (75 votes) Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house. Message Board

Friends [TVPG] "The One With Mrs. Bing"  (#1.11) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (306 votes) Chandler's mother (Morgan Fairchild) visits; guest Jay Leno. Message Board

Friends [TVPG] "The One With Ross' Step Forward"  (#8.11) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 8.0/10 (180 votes) Ross' new girlfriend (Bonnie Somerville) orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover. Message Board

College Football Allstate Sugar Bowl: Cincinnati vs. Florida 8:30 PM - 12:15 AM From New Orleans.

College Football Postgame 12:15 AM - 12:30 AM

WWE Friday Night SmackDown! [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.6/10 (679 votes) Message Board

The Wendy Williams Show [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Former beauty queen Shanna Moakler; chef Guy Fieri cooks with Wendy. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit [TV14] "Damaged"  (#4.11) 11:35 PM - 12:35 AM User Rating: 8.3/10 (46 votes) A 6-year-old shooting victim tests positive for a sexually transmitted disease. Message Board

The Biggest Loser [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM The eliminated contestants compete for the at-home prize; the ``Biggest Loser'' is announced. Message Board

The Jay Leno Show [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (R-Calif.); Lady Gaga performs. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien [TV14] 11:35 PM - 12:37 AM Actress Reese Witherspoon; actress Gabourey Sidibe; Kris Allen performs. Message Board

Great Performances [TVG] "From Vienna: The New Year's Celebration 2010" 9:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (110 votes) Julie Andrews hosts the 26th annual New Year's celebration with the Vienna Philharmonic. Message Board

Tutankhamun and the Golden Age of the Pharaohs 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM King Tut artifacts are on exhibit at the Museum of Art in Fort Lauderdale, Fla.

Charlie Rose 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.8/10 (222 votes) Appreciation for those lost in 2009. Message Board

Tavis Smiley 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 5.7/10 (87 votes) Author R. Dwayne Betts. Message Board

The Nutty Professor [TVPG] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 5.6/10 (30010 votes) A potion turns obese, mild-mannered professor Klump into slick, lean Buddy Love. Message Board

The Very Funny Show [TVPG] "Sebastian and Tommy Johnagin" 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM Message Board

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective [TV14] 11:30 PM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 6.6/10 (58617 votes) The goofy sleuth sets out to find the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot, Snowflake. Photos |  Message Board

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 11:45 PM User Rating: 8.8/10 (357081 votes)    top 250: #20 Creatures unite to destroy a powerful ring and defeat a lord. Based on a book by J.R.R. Tolkien. Photos |  Message Board

Resident Evil: Extinction [TV14] 11:45 PM - 1:45 AM User Rating: 6.2/10 (43619 votes) Alice and her cohorts try to eradicate an undead virus. Based on the videogame. Photos |  Message Board

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit [TV14] "Smut"  (#10.10) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.5/10 (33 votes) A woman is found in Riverside Park, beaten and raped with no memory of what happened. Message Board

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit [TV14] "Lunacy"  (#10.4) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (53 votes) A famous astronaut's corpse is found floating in the waters of Battery Park. Message Board

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit [TV14] "Hell"  (#10.17) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (27 votes) A young refugee is found brutally injured in an alley. Message Board

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit [TV14] "Stranger"  (#10.11) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.8/10 (38 votes) Benson and Stabler begin to question the story of a missing teenager who returns after four years. Message Board

Body of Lies [R] 8:00 PM - 10:15 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (43500 votes) A CIA agent concocts a dangerous plan to capture a terrorist leader. Photos |  Message Board

I Am Legend [PG-13] 10:15 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.1/10 (141424 votes) Vampires created by a man-made plague surround a lone survivor as he searches for a cure. Photos |  Message Board

Babylon A.D. [PG-13] 12:00 AM - 1:35 AM User Rating: 5.3/10 (23800 votes) A futuristic mercenary guards a woman who is mankind's last hope for survival. Photos |  Message Board

Twins [PG] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 5.9/10 (31928 votes) A genetically perfected specimen meets his pint-size, wise-guy long-lost twin. Message Board

The Dark Knight [PG-13] 10:00 PM - 12:35 AM User Rating: 8.9/10 (412499 votes)    top 250: #9 Batman battles a vicious criminal known as the Joker. Photos |  Message Board

Jake Johannsen: I Love You [TV14] 9:30 PM - 10:30 PM The comic discusses taxes and marriage.

Inside the NFL [TVPG] 10:30 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 6.6/10 (63 votes) NFL news and highlights; Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. Message Board

Mr. Brooks [R] 11:30 PM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 7.5/10 (44985 votes) A deadly game of blackmail ensues when a voyeur snaps a serial killer at a murder scene. Photos |  Message Board

Meet the Browns [PG-13] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 3.0/10 (3095 votes) A woman meets her late father's uproarious family for the first time. Photos |  Message Board

Why Did I Get Married? [PG-13] 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 4.1/10 (5148 votes) Eight married friends take a hard look at the strength of their relationships. Photos |  Message Board

The Mod Squad [R] 12:00 AM - 1:35 AM User Rating: 3.9/10 (5245 votes) Cop recruits three young adults to work under cover. Photos |  Message Board

America's Funniest Home Videos [TV14] "No Business in Show Business" 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM Performance clips from school plays, concerts and other public venues. Message Board

The 700 Club [TVG] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 1.7/10 (283 votes) Preparing a leg of lamb; Katie Souza leads a ministry that reaches out to the incarcerated. Message Board

That '70s Show [TV14] "That '70s Finale"  (#8.23) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (276 votes) Donna prepares for college; Kelso returns to ring in the '80s with his friends. Message Board

Criminal Minds [TV14] "Normal"  (#4.11) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (156 votes) The team investigates a serial killer who shoots luxury car owners. Message Board

Criminal Minds [TV14] "Roadkill"  (#4.23) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (52 votes) The team suspects that a series of vehicular homicides may be the work of a serial killer. Message Board

Criminal Minds [TV14] "Demonology"  (#4.17) 11:00 PM - 12:01 AM User Rating: 7.5/10 (76 votes) The team investigates a series of deaths with religious overtones. Message Board

Criminal Minds [TV14] "Brothers in Arms"  (#4.10) 12:01 AM - 1:01 AM User Rating: 7.9/10 (88 votes) The BAU team hunts for a serial killer who targets members of a police department in Arizona. Message Board

The Matrix [TV14] 8:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.7/10 (348780 votes)    top 250: #25 A computer hacker joins forces with rebel warriors to battle a malevolent cyberintelligence. Photos |  Message Board

The Matrix Reloaded [TV14] 11:00 PM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 7.1/10 (138522 votes) Freedom fighters use extraordinary skills and weaponry to revolt against machines. Photos |  Message Board

Pit Bulls and Parolees [TVPG] "On the Run"  (#1.5) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Tia and her team track down a pit bull that has been living wild in a local park Message Board

Pit Bulls and Parolees [TVPG] "Sin City"  (#1.6) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Tia attends a benefit for Villalobos at a casino in Las Vegas. Message Board

Pit Bulls and Parolees [TVPG] "Crisis"  (#1.4) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Tania refuses to pull her weight; a parolee goes missing. Message Board

Pit Bulls and Parolees [TVPG] "On the Run"  (#1.5) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Tia and her team track down a pit bull that has been living wild in a local park Message Board

Notarized: Top 100 Videos of 2009 [TVPG] 6:00 PM - 10:00 PM BET show hosts and celebrity guests present the top hit music videos of the year.

BET Hip-Hop Awards 2009 [TV14] 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Top hip-hop artists are honored in the fourth annual ceremony; host Mike Epps.

Rip the Runway '09 [TVPG] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Hosts Derek Luke and Joy Bryant present fashion and music.

Kathy Griffin: She'll Cut a Bitch [TV14] 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (53 votes) The comic performs in Portland, Ore. Message Board

Kathy Griffin: Balls of Steel 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM The comic performs at the San Diego Civic Theatre in California.

Waiting to Exhale [TV14] 11:00 PM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 4.9/10 (3517 votes) Four Phoenix women bond while pursuing romance. Message Board

Star Wars: The Clone Wars [TVPG] "Grievous Intrigue; The Deserter" 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM While searching for Grievous, Rex encounters a clone deserter. Message Board

King of the Hill [TVPG] "A Bill Full of Dollars"  (#13.6) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (26 votes) Peggy plays the stock market with Minh and Dale in hopes of earning money for a new flat-screen TV. Message Board

King of the Hill [TVPG] "Straight as an Arrow"  (#13.7) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.8/10 (23 votes) Hank and Bobby decide to get involved with a boys' outdoor club. Message Board

Robot Chicken [TVMA] "Especially the Animal Keith Crofford"  (#4.19) 11:00 PM - 11:15 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (8 votes) Message Board

Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law [TV14] "Trio's Company"  (#2.2) 11:15 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.1/10 (13 votes) Harvey joins a health club and falls for his personal trainer. Message Board

American Dad [TV14] "Vacation Goo"  (#3.1) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.7/10 (71 votes) Francine finds that her vacation memories are fake. Message Board

The Office [TVMA] "Work Experience"  (#1.2) 12:00 AM - 12:45 AM User Rating: 8.4/10 (159 votes) On Donna's first day at the office, a dirty picture of the boss circulates. Message Board

World's Strictest Parents 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Mark and Ariel are sent to Moab, Utah to stay with the Call family. Message Board

World's Strictest Parents 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Zach and Karli move in with the McCormick family in Huxley, Iowa. Message Board

World's Strictest Parents 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Ronnie and Christina head to Gilbert, Ariz. to stay with the Gentrup family. Message Board

Nanny 911 "The Mazzei Family"  (#4.1) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Four-year old twins who are sugar-obsessed and still not properly potty trained. Message Board

Larry King Live 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 5.8/10 (398 votes) Interviews with newsmakers and viewer calls. Photos |  Message Board

Anderson Cooper 360 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Anchors Anderson Cooper reports from New York. Message Board

Larry King Live 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.8/10 (398 votes) Interviews with newsmakers and viewer calls. Photos |  Message Board

Jackass: Number Two [TVMA] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (22779 votes) Daredevils subject an unsuspecting public to outrageous stunts and practical jokes. Photos |  Message Board

Jackass 2.5 [TVMA] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.2/10 (2917 votes) Dangerous and disgusting stunts performed by the Jackass crew. Based on the television series. Photos |  Message Board

South Park [TVMA] "Imaginationland: The Trilogy"  (#11.10) 12:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 8.9/10 (891 votes) The boys cross into a new dimension while searching for Cartman's leprechaun. Message Board

Bait Car [TV14] 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM

Bait Car [TV14] 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Las Vegas police use camera-equipped bait vehicles to help catch car thieves in the act.

Bait Car [TV14] LA 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM

Forensic Files [TV14] "A Leg up on Crime" 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM A second body found in a canal helps police find a killer. Message Board

Forensic Files [TV14] "Sunday School Ambush" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM A woman claims her husband was gunned down by intruders. Message Board

Forensic Files [TV14] "Sunday's Wake" 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM A killer is found using one tiny isotope after flu-like symptoms cause the death of a young child. Message Board

MythBusters [TV14] "Dirty vs. Clean Car"  (#7.14) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.7/10 (7 votes) Adam and Jamie test whether a dirty car gets better gas mileage than a clean one. Message Board

MythBusters [TVPG] "MacGyver Myths"  (#6.6) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.0/10 (28 votes) A tribute to ``MacGyver.'' Message Board

MythBusters [TVPG] "Alcohol Myths"  (#6.17) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (10 votes) Jamie, Adam and Kari apply science to a drinking myth. Message Board

MythBusters [TV14] "Dirty vs. Clean Car"  (#7.14) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 6.7/10 (7 votes) Adam and Jamie test whether a dirty car gets better gas mileage than a clean one. Message Board

Sonny With a Chance [TVG] "Hart to Hart"  (#1.18) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM Message Board

Sonny With a Chance [TVG] "Sonny: So Far"  (#1.21) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Sonny and Tawni go on a talk show to discuss ``So Random!''; Tawni faces a dunk tank. Message Board

Sonny With a Chance [TVG] "Cheater Girls"  (#1.5) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM In order to participate in a new sketch with Tawni, Sonny must pass her geometry test. Message Board

Sonny With a Chance [TVG] "Promises, Prom-misses"  (#1.11) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM Message Board

Sonny With a Chance [TVG] "Battle of the Networks' Stars"  (#1.13) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Message Board

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody [TVG] "Grounded on the 23rd Floor"  (#1.5) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.9/10 (31 votes) The twins try to raise money by taking a picture of a celebrity couple. Message Board

SportsCenter Special 8:30 PM - 11:00 PM

SportsCenter 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (654 votes) Sports news, scores, analysis and highlights. Message Board

SportsCenter 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (654 votes) Sports news, scores, analysis and highlights. Message Board

Office Space [TV14] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (75411 votes) A white-collar worker rebels against corporate drudgery. Photos |  Message Board

The Soup [TV14] 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (83 votes) Message Board

Chelsea Lately Bloopers [TV14] 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM Funny bloopers and outtakes featuring host Chelsea Handler and her guests.

Chelsea Lately [TV14] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM Verne Troyer; round-table participants include Chris Hardwick, Ben Gleib and Heather McDonald. Message Board

The Soup [TV14] 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (83 votes) Message Board

Chelsea Lately [TV14] 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM Singer/songwriter Norah Jones. Message Board

Iron Chef America "Symon/Psilakis vs. Carro Brothers" 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Brothers Nicola and Fabrizio Carro take on Iron Chef Michael Symon and Chef Michael Psilakis. Message Board

Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives "Neighborhood Joints"  (#3.4) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Guy Fieri travels the country in search of neighborhood favorites. Message Board

Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives "In the Family"  (#3.12) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM Family run eateries including a Baltimore, Maryland favorite for pit beef. Message Board

Good Eats "Tuna, Surprise!"  (#12.3) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM An animated icon joins Alton Brown, challenging him to raise the bar on canned tuna. Message Board

Rachael's Vacation "San Juan Islands" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Rachael and her husband visit Washington's San Juan Islands. Message Board

Iron Chef America "Symon/Psilakis vs. Carro Brothers" 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Brothers Nicola and Fabrizio Carro take on Iron Chef Michael Symon and Chef Michael Psilakis. Message Board

FOX News Reporting: Global Warming...Or A Lot of Hot Air? 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Interviews with top United Nations climate officials, researchers and United States lawmakers.

On the Record With Greta Van Susteren 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 3.2/10 (72 votes) Journalist and guests discuss current events. Message Board

The O'Reilly Factor 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 3.3/10 (1725 votes) Host Bill O'Reilly interviews newsmakers. Message Board

FOX News Reporting: Global Warming...Or A Lot of Hot Air? 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Interviews with top United Nations climate officials, researchers and United States lawmakers.

There's Something About Mary [R] 8:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (91294 votes) A geek hires a sleazy private eye to report on a woman he has adored since high school. Photos |  Message Board

There's Something About Mary [R] 10:30 PM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (91294 votes) A geek hires a sleazy private eye to report on a woman he has adored since high school. Photos |  Message Board

Jingle All the Way [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 4.9/10 (21242 votes) Characters impede man seeking Christmas toy for son. Photos |  Message Board

Moonlight and Mistletoe [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 5.5/10 (107 votes) Nick and his daughter Holly fight a real-estate developer to keep their Christmas theme park open. Message Board

The Golden Girls [TVPG] "The President's Coming! The President's Coming!"  (#5.25) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 4.1/10 (28 votes) The president visits Miami, prompting reminiscences. Message Board

HGTV Dream Home 2010 [TVG] 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM A tour shows the Turquoise Trail, N.M., house scheduled to be awarded.

The Outdoor Room With Jamie Durie [TVG] 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Message Board

Antonio Treatment "The Gift of Music" 10:30 PM - 11:30 PM Antonio reaches into his past and brings a music studio back to life. Message Board

My First Place [TVG] "How Valuable a View?" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.1/10 (9 votes) A fantastic view results in a steep asking price for a condo. Message Board

HGTV Dream Home 2010 [TVG] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM A tour shows the Turquoise Trail, N.M., house scheduled to be awarded.

Pawn Stars [TVPG] "Sharks and Cobras" 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM Classic 1965 Shelby racecar; a World War II period ship's clock might not tick. Message Board

Pawn Stars [TVPG] "Rick's Bad Day" 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Theater playbill from the night Lincoln was assassinated; halberds; perpetual motion clock. Message Board

Pawn Stars [TVPG] "Bikes and Blades" 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM Rick has a chance to buy a quartermaster's spyglass that might be from a World War II ship. Message Board

Modern Marvels [TVPG] "Distilleries"  (#10.24) 11:00 PM - 12:01 AM History of alcohol distillery; how each liquor is produced; spirits-tasting event. Message Board

Pawn Stars [TVPG] "Old Man's Gamble"  (#1.13) 12:01 AM - 12:31 AM The guys get a call about a KISS pinball machine from 1979. Message Board

Management [TV14] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 6.2/10 (4359 votes) A smitten motel manager goes in pursuit of a beautiful saleswoman. Message Board

Will & Grace [TV14] "I Love L. Gay"  (#8.14) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (30 votes) Will, Karen and Grace support Jack as he accepts an award for Best Local Cable Guy Talk Show Host. Message Board

Will & Grace [TV14] "The Definition of Marriage"  (#8.15) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.0/10 (48 votes) Karen ignores Grace's plea for a low-key wedding and plans a huge affair. Message Board

Frasier [TVPG] "Murder Most Maris"  (#11.8) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 8.9/10 (46 votes) Niles is fingered as an accomplice when his ex-wife is arrested for the murder of her Latin lover. Message Board

Lockup "Tennessee Women's Prison" 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (50 votes) Tennessee Prison for Women along the banks of the Cumberland River is home to more than 700 inmates. Message Board

The Squeeze: Wanna Work a Number? 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM The Criminal Intelligence Unit at Cook County Jail.

Lockup: Colorado "Extended Stay: Homecoming"  (#6.12) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Extractions at Colorado State Penitentiary. Message Board

Lockup: Colorado "Extended Stay: Pain" 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (50 votes) Violence at the Limon Correctional Facility in Colorado. Message Board

Hatin' on '09 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM Comics discuss notable pop culture events of the year.

Drumline [PG-13] 10:00 PM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 5.2/10 (17547 votes) A Harlem youth joins a university's marching band. Photos |  Message Board

Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging [PG-13] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.3/10 (3220 votes) A 14-year-old learns that the attractive new boy at school is dating her rival. Message Board

George Lopez [TVPG] "George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed"  (#6.13) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 6.4/10 (8 votes) Max joins a rock band when George teaches him to play the guitar. Message Board

George Lopez [TVPG] "Why You Crying?"  (#3.13) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (36 votes) Benny takes it upon herself to discipline Max for his obnoxious behavior at school. Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] "Schlepped Away"  (#1.15) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.0/10 (26 votes) A blizzard strands the Sheffields at Fran's parents' house. Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] "A Star Is Unborn"  (#2.7) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (26 votes) A director seeking to sabotage his own play casts Fran as the lead. Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] "Stop the Wedding, I Want to Get Off"  (#1.16) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.1/10 (26 votes) Maxwell's sister is engaged to a duke but loves her chauffeur. Message Board

Barney Miller [TVPG] "The Tontine"  (#8.8) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM An old man tries suicide to allow a cousin to inherit. Message Board

WGN News at Nine 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

Scrubs "My Faith in Humanity"  (#4.23) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.5/10 (153 votes) The arrival of an altruistic stranger restores J.D.'s faith in humanity and Elliot's faith in men. Message Board

Scrubs "My Drive-By"  (#4.24) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.4/10 (133 votes) Turk saves a man's life at a taco stand, but Dr. Cox takes all of the credit. Message Board

South Park [TV14] "4th Grade"  (#4.11) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (314 votes) The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days. Message Board

Monster-in-Law [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 5.2/10 (15153 votes) A woman fights back when her fiance's shrewish mother tries to destroy their relationship. Photos |  Message Board

Monster-in-Law [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 5.2/10 (15153 votes) A woman fights back when her fiance's shrewish mother tries to destroy their relationship. Photos |  Message Board

The Bad Girls Club [TV14] "Can Buy Me Love"  (#4.4) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Portia's home life takes its toll, and she snaps when Natalie goes too far. Message Board

The Twilight Zone [TVPG] "The Masks"  (#5.25) 9:14 PM - 9:48 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (258 votes) A dying man demands his family don grotesque masks. Message Board

The Twilight Zone [TVPG] "The Eye of the Beholder"  (#2.6) 9:48 PM - 10:21 PM User Rating: 9.1/10 (557 votes) A woman hopes surgery has given her a normal face. Message Board

The Twilight Zone "Time Enough at Last"  (#1.8) 10:21 PM - 10:55 PM User Rating: 9.1/10 (738 votes) A meek bank teller (Burgess Meredith) longs for time to read. Message Board

The Twilight Zone "The After Hours"  (#1.34) 10:55 PM - 11:29 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (365 votes) A woman visits a store's non-existent 18th floor. Message Board

The Twilight Zone [TVPG] "Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up"  (#2.28) 11:29 PM - 12:02 AM User Rating: 8.4/10 (345 votes) Police suspect a diner patron is a martian invader. Message Board

The Twilight Zone [TVPG] "Stopover in a Quiet Town"  (#5.30) 12:02 AM - 12:35 AM User Rating: 8.3/10 (206 votes) After a party, a couple wakes in strange surroundings. Message Board

Die Hard [R] 7:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (165947 votes)    top 250: #114 A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs holding his wife and others in a Los Angeles high-rise. Photos |  Message Board

Die Hard With a Vengeance [TV14] 10:00 PM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.4/10 (80933 votes) McClane, shopkeeper seek terrorist bomber. Photos |  Message Board

2010 [PG] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.6/10 (16689 votes) The man behind the 2001 space odyssey joins a U.S./Soviet mission. Message Board

Fahrenheit 451 [NR] 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (11664 votes) A fireman of the future burns books until he meets a book lover and becomes an outlaw. Photos |  Message Board

Rollerball [R] 12:00 AM - 2:15 AM User Rating: 6.5/10 (7735 votes) A corporate dictator tries to oust the star player of a brutal 21st-century spectator sport. Photos |  Message Board

El Ministro y Yo [NR] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 6.8/10 (56 votes) Cantinflas interpreta a un bur¢crata mexicano. Message Board

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Titulares y Más 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Un show de deportes y entretenimiento. Message Board

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650-lb. Virgin [TV14] 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM A man who dropped from 650 to 250 pounds seeks his first girlfriend. Message Board

650-lb. Virgin: The Weight Is Over [TV14] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM After losing 400 pounds, David Smith embarks on a series of dates in search of Mrs. Right.

Half-Ton Mom [TV14] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.0/10 (13 votes) A nearly 900-pound, 29-year-old mother of two undergoes risky surgery in a desperate bid to live. Message Board

650-lb. Virgin [TV14] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM A man who dropped from 650 to 250 pounds seeks his first girlfriend. Message Board

Ghost Adventures [TVPG] "Prospect Place" 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (401 votes) The crew discovers slavery still haunts Prospect Place, a mansion in Trinway, Ohio. Message Board

Ghost Adventures [TVPG] "Prospect Place" 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (401 votes) The crew discovers slavery still haunts Prospect Place, a mansion in Trinway, Ohio. Message Board

Ghost Adventures [TVPG] "Washoe Club; Chollar Mine"  (#3.6) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM The crew returns to Virginia City, Nev., the scene of their first paranormal investigation. Message Board

Ghost Adventures [TVPG] "Pennhurst State School and Hospital"  (#3.2) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM A state institution in Spring City, Pa., has been closed since 1987. Message Board

Money Train [TVPG] 9:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 5.2/10 (13017 votes) N.Y. subway cops fight crime, but one plots a heist. Photos |  Message Board

High School Reunion Season 3 Preview Special 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Recaps and updates from seasons one and two; a glance at season three.

Roseanne [TVPG] "Home Is Where the Afghan Is"  (#9.10) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.5/10 (28 votes) Thanksgiving feuding makes the Conners realize money isn't everything. Message Board

En Nombre del Amor 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM Los valores y las tradiciones del viejo M‚xico provincial, y la vida presente de sus caracteres.

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Noticiero Univision: Última Hora 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Conductor: Enrique Gratas.

Desmadrugados 12:00 AM - 1:30 AM Comedia, m£sica, sketches y invitados.

100 Most Shocking Music Moments [TV14] "Hour 5" 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Startling moments in music; host Chris Jericho. Message Board

Behind the Music [TV14] "Pink" 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (149 votes) Message Board

Pink: Funhouse - Live in Australia [TVPG] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM

100 Most Shocking Music Moments [TV14] "Hour 5" 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Startling moments in music; host Chris Jericho. Message Board