| 11:00 PM | Anjelah Johnson: That's How We Do It: The comic performs. |
| 12:00 AM | Futurama - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid: Flying brains with the power to reduce human intelligence conquer Earth. |
| 12:30 AM | Futurama - Lesser of Two Evils: The professor hires a robot, who looks exactly like Bender, to guard valuable cargo. |
| 1:00 AM | Futurama - The Series Has Landed: Fry and Leela deliver a package to an amusement park on the moon. |
| 1:30 AM | Atom TV |
| 2:00 AM | George Lopez: America's Mexican: The comic performs in Phoenix. |
| 3:00 AM | Gabriel Iglesias: I'm Not Fat... I'm Fluffy: The comic performs. |
| 4:00 AM | Anjelah Johnson: That's How We Do It: The comic performs. |
| 5:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 5:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 6:00 AM | Foreclosure Secrets: Learn how to buy property for below retail prices. |
| 6:30 AM | Relieve Back Pain: The Back2Life machine, your Personal Pain Therapist, relieves chronic back pain in 12 minutes a day! |
| 7:00 AM | Insanity: 60 Day total-body conditioning program. |
| 7:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 8:00 AM | Your Baby Can Read: Watch Dr. Titzer teach babies to read! |
| 8:30 AM | Get Ripped in 90 Days: Total body transformation in 90 days! |
| 9:00 AM | Lewis Black's Root of All Evil - Olympic Games vs. Drinking Games: Andy Daly and Greg Giraldo debate over which is worse, the Olympic Games or drinking games. |
| 9:30 AM | Tosh.0: The N64 Kid's web redemption; rollerblading fails; gross things on television. |
| 10:00 AM | Relative Strangers: An uptight professional meets his lower-class biological parents for the first time. |
| 12:00 PM | Comedy Central Presents: Comic Bob Oschack. |
| 12:30 PM | Pulp Comics - VI : Jeffrey Ross. |
| 1:00 PM | Bill Maher: Comedian performs. |
| 1:30 PM | Comedy Central Presents: Rickey Smiley. |
| 2:00 PM | Comedy Central Presents - Corey Kahaney: Comic Corey Kahaney. |
| 2:30 PM | MADtv: Debra Wilson; Nicole Sullivan; ``The Phantom of the Oprah''; a spring break beach party spoof. |
| 3:30 PM | Comedy Central Presents: Josh Sneed. |
| 4:00 PM | Loose Cannons: Detective works kitchen-sink case with kooky partner. |
| 6:00 PM | Scrubs - My Comedy Show: The new interns are asked to perform in J.D. and Turk's historically humorless annual sketch show. |
| 6:30 PM | Scrubs - Their Story II: The interns give the senior staff some surprising insight; J.D.'s ego gets out of control. |
| 7:00 PM | RENO 911! - Wiegel's Pregnant: Questions from the season three cliffhanger finale are answered. |
| 7:30 PM | The Jeff Dunham Show: Jeff and Walter visit a therapist in order to deal with their relationship issues. |
| 8:00 PM | Important Things With Demetri Martin - Timing: Demetri Martin explores the topic of timing. |
| 8:30 PM | Tosh.0: Daniel answers Twitter questions; the trampled cheerleader gets a web redemption. |
| 9:00 PM | South Park - Cartmanland: Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park. |
| 9:30 PM | South Park - Red Man's Greed: Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners. |
| 10:00 PM | South Park - Margaritaville: Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. |
| 10:30 PM | South Park - Pinewood Derby: Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby. |
| 11:00 PM | South Park - Goobacks: Immigrants from the future cause problems in South Park. |
| 11:30 PM | South Park - Gnomes: The boys' class project partner is mentally unstable; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park. |