Scrubs [TVPG] "Our Couples"  (#9.7) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM Lucy finds couplings throughout the hospital. Message Board

Better Off Ted [TVPG] "Change We Can't Believe In"  (#2.7) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM Ted struggles with an employee who idolizes him; Lem and Phil fear working alone with Veronica. Message Board

the forgotten [TVPG] "Double Doe"  (#1.10) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM The team members take on their first case involving multiple victims. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

Nightline 11:35 PM - 12:06 AM User Rating: 6.7/10 (66 votes) In-depth reporting on news and events with Cynthia McFadden, Terry Moran and Martin Bashir. Message Board

NCIS: Los Angeles [TV14] "Breach"  (#1.11) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM A petty officer's death leads the team to a teenager in Sam's life. Message Board

The Good Wife [TVPG] "Infamy"  (#1.11) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Alicia discovers more information about Peter's fall from grace. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

Late Show With David Letterman [TVPG] 11:35 PM - 12:37 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (15 votes) Actress Amy Adams; actor Zachary Levi; Vampire Weekend performs. Photos |  Message Board

Melrose Place [TV14] "Vine"  (#1.5) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.4/10 (19 votes) Sydney's sister, Jane Mancini, comes to Melrose Place and makes an announcement. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

Two and a Half Men [TV14] "Tight's Good"  (#5.9) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (77 votes) Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy). Message Board

Friends [TVPG] "The One With the Boobies"  (#1.13) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.3/10 (320 votes) Phoebe's psychiatrist boyfriend analyzes her friends' lives. Message Board

College Football FedEx Orange Bowl: Georgia Tech vs. Iowa 8:15 PM - 12:00 AM From Miami.

Deal or No Deal [TVG] 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 3.0/10 (5 votes) An unemployed recent college graduate hopes to win money to give his fiance a dream wedding. Message Board

Deal or No Deal [TVG] "Teachers Week" 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 3.0/10 (5 votes) A substitute teacher wants to buy a monkey to entertain her class. Message Board

The Wendy Williams Show [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Chris Brown debuts his new music video; Diahann Carroll; the season's most fabulous shoes. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit [TV14] "Pandora"  (#4.15) 11:35 PM - 12:35 AM User Rating: 8.3/10 (47 votes) Stabler hunts for a 14-year-old girl who may have been abducted by a child pornographer. Message Board

The Biggest Loser [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM Twenty-two contestants, 11 pairs of family members, equate to the heaviest cast in show history. Message Board

The Jay Leno Show [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM TV personality Kim Kardashian; TV personality Jillian Michaels. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien [TV14] 11:35 PM - 12:37 AM Actress Queen Latifah; actor Chris Pratt; comic Juston McKinney. Message Board

This Emotional Life [TVPG] Facing Our Fears 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM Anger, fear, anxiety and despair are commonly seen as obstacles to happiness.

Charlie Rose 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.8/10 (222 votes) Atul Gawande, The New Yorker. Message Board

The Office [TV14] "The Convention"  (#3.2) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 7.8/10 (326 votes) Michael, Dwight and Jan attend a convention in Philadelphia. Message Board

The Office [TV14] "The Coup"  (#3.3) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.2/10 (348 votes) After Jan busts Michael for having a ``movie Monday,'' Dwight makes a play for Michael's job. Message Board

The Office [TV14] "Grief Counseling"  (#3.4) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (340 votes) Michael tries to help the staff grieve after learning that the former regional manager has died. Message Board

The Office [TV14] "Initiation"  (#3.5) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.8/10 (325 votes) Ryan accompanies Dwight on his first sales call. Message Board

Lopez Tonight [TV14] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Actor Mark Harmon; interview and performance by 50 Cent Message Board

Law & Order [TV14] "Promote This!"  (#19.18) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.1/10 (11 votes) Investigating a series of hate crimes against Hispanic men. Message Board

Law & Order [TV14] "Lost Boys"  (#19.3) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.0/10 (27 votes) A young woman (guest star Jena Malone) escapes from a polygamous cult. Message Board

CSI: NY [TV14] "Rush to Judgment"  (#5.13) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.4/10 (38 votes) A beloved wrestling coach's body parts are found buried throughout the city. Message Board

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit [TV14] "Blast"  (#7.13) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (43 votes) An 8-year-old girl with leukemia is kidnapped on her way home from school. Message Board

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit [TV14] "Fat"  (#7.20) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.2/10 (53 votes) A band of overweight teenage siblings attacks a gifted piano student from Harlem. Message Board

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit [TV14] "Ballerina"  (#10.16) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (53 votes) A former dancer (Carol Burnett) is caught up in the murder of a young couple. Message Board

The Soloist [PG-13] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 6.8/10 (9961 votes) A reporter befriends a homeless man who was once a music student at Juilliard. Message Board

Will Ferrell: You're Welcome America. A Final Night With George W. Bush [TVMA] 11:00 PM - 12:35 AM User Rating: 7.0/10 (1446 votes) The comic, as Bush, offers impressions of the former president's life. Message Board

Jumper [PG-13] 8:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 5.9/10 (62735 votes) A young man has a genetic anomaly that allows him to teleport himself anywhere in the world. Photos |  Message Board

Training Day [R] 10:00 PM - 12:05 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (74309 votes) A rookie cop meets a corrupt Los Angeles narcotics officer who wants to include him in his schemes. Photos |  Message Board

Gigantic [R] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.1/10 (2013 votes) Romance sidetracks a mattress salesman who is on a quest to adopt a Chinese orphan. Message Board

To Die For [R] 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.8/10 (17412 votes) A bartender's wife is charged with his murder. Photos |  Message Board

Blessed [R] 8:00 PM - 9:35 PM User Rating: 4.1/10 (1066 votes) A clinic impregnates a woman with Satan's spawn. Message Board

The Making Of: Nine 9:35 PM - 10:00 PM Daniel Day-Lewis, Nicole Kidman and Kate Hudson star in the film.

Bless the Child [R] 10:00 PM - 11:50 PM User Rating: 4.8/10 (7406 votes) A nurse learns her 6-year-old niece possesses special powers that evil people wish to harness. Photos |  Message Board

Requiem for a Dream [TVMA] 11:50 PM - 1:35 AM Brooklynites want to better their lives. Based on the book by Hubert Selby Jr.

America's Funniest Home Videos [TVPG] 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Football follies; a man's emotionally charged reaction to a gift; inventive ways to pour milk. Message Board

America's Funniest Home Videos [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Children make a mess; a construction worker wears stilts; a girl cuts her own hair. Message Board

The 700 Club [TVG] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 1.7/10 (283 votes) The Rev. Pat Robertson presents news and inspiration. Message Board

Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal [TVPG] "Crossing Over" 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.8/10 (84 votes) Three preteens team up to try to help a woman contact her deceased father. Message Board

Paranormal State [TVPG] "Dark Practice" 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 4.4/10 (1184 votes) A woman is terrified by a dark hooded figure spotted in her West Virginia home. Message Board

Paranormal State [TVPG] "Satan's Soldier" 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 4.4/10 (1184 votes) A couple cannot sleep through the night due to all the racket being caused by unseen forces. Message Board

Celebrity Ghost Stories [TVPG] "Barry Williams; Debi Mazar; Greg Grunberg; Sammy Hagar"  (#1.2) 11:00 PM - 12:01 AM Strange happenings occur at the memorial service Barry Williams holds for his father. Message Board

Pitch Black [TV14] 8:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (50980 votes) Crash survivors fight deadly nocturnal aliens. Photos |  Message Board

Terminator 2: Judgment Day [TV14] 10:30 PM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 8.5/10 (215902 votes)    top 250: #45 Two killer cyborgs battle over a teen's life. Message Board

Wild Recon [TVPG] Alien Invasion 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Donald Schultz goes to Australia to find animals threatened with extinction by the cane toad.

Maneaters [TVPG] Sharks 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

Wild Recon [TVPG] Alien Invasion 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Donald Schultz goes to Australia to find animals threatened with extinction by the cane toad.

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood [TV14] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.1/10 (12133 votes) L.A. teen seeks guidance from gun-toting cousin. Message Board

Monica: Still Standing [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Monica clashes with producer Polow Da Don over the subjects of monogamy and fidelity. Message Board

Monica: Still Standing [TVPG] 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM Monica clashes with producer Polow Da Don over the subjects of monogamy and fidelity. Message Board

The Mo'Nique Show [TV14] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Actors Taraji P. Henson and Terrence Howard; singer Anthony Hamilton. Message Board

Tabatha's Salon Takeover [TV14] "Chicago Male: Chicago, Ill."  (#2.8) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM An absentee owner's male-only business model is not attracting enough clients. Message Board

Tabatha's Salon Takeover [TV14] "Tantrum Salon: Covina, Calif." 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 6.7/10 (71 votes) A dysfunctional partnership hinders a business and causes resentment. Message Board

Tabatha's Salon Takeover [TV14] "Tantrum Salon: Covina, Calif." 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.7/10 (71 votes) A dysfunctional partnership hinders a business and causes resentment. Message Board

Teen Titans [TVY7] "Final Exam"  (#1.3) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (11 votes) Robin, Starfire, Cyborg, Beast Boy and Raven do battle against a new generation of villains. Message Board

Teen Titans [TVY7] "Forces of Nature"  (#1.4) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.3/10 (10 votes) Beast Boy must teach a lesson to troublesome brothers. Message Board

King of the Hill [TVPG] "The Order of the Straight Arrow"  (#1.3) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (55 votes) Hank takes Bobby and his friends on a scouting retreat. Message Board

King of the Hill [TVPG] "Luanne's Saga"  (#1.5) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (42 votes) Luanne breaks up with Buckley and moves in with Boomhauer; with Chuck Mangione. Message Board

Family Guy [TV14] "Road to Germany"  (#7.3) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.8/10 (334 votes) Brian and Stewie try to bring Mort back from a time machine. Message Board

Family Guy [TV14] "The Man With Two Brians"  (#7.4) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.1/10 (231 votes) After watching ``Jackass,'' Peter and the guys film their own pranks. Message Board

Rudy [PG] 8:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (16602 votes) With heart and determination an Illinois youth tackles shortcomings to play Notre Dame football. Message Board

Rudy [PG] 10:30 PM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.3/10 (16602 votes) With heart and determination an Illinois youth tackles shortcomings to play Notre Dame football. Message Board

Larry King Live 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 5.8/10 (398 votes) Interviews with newsmakers and viewer calls. Photos |  Message Board

Anderson Cooper 360 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Anchors Anderson Cooper reports from New York. Message Board

South Park [TVMA] "It Hits the Fan"  (#5.1) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (387 votes) Cartman and his foul mouth make television history. Message Board

South Park [TVMA] "My Future Self 'n' Me"  (#6.16) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.5/10 (360 votes) Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge. Message Board

South Park [TVMA] "South Park Is Gay"  (#7.8) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 8.2/10 (405 votes) Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park. Message Board

South Park [TVMA] "Up the Down Steroid"  (#8.2) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.5/10 (430 votes) Timmy, Jimmy and Cartman prepare to compete in an upcoming sporting event. Message Board

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart [TV14] "George Lucas" 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM George Lucas. Message Board

The Colbert Report [TV14] "Riley Crane" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 9.2/10 (6353 votes) Physicist Riley Crane. Message Board

Operation Repo [TV14] 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM Sonia and Froy crash a pool party. Message Board

Operation Repo [TV14] 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 2.4/10 (95 votes) Sonia and Lynda have to take a student's vehicle; Matt and Sonmia grab a ``decked'' car. Message Board

Disorder in the Court 6 [TV14] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Outrageous behavior in courtrooms across the country. Message Board

Forensic Files [TV14] "Dancing With the Devil" 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM A few drops of blood are the only clues a man's female killer leaves behind. Message Board

Forensic Files [TV14] 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Message Board

Dirty Jobs [TVPG] "Animal Control Specialist" 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.5/10 (14 votes) Mike works as an Animal Control Specialist, removing skunks and other wildlife. Message Board

Howe & Howe Tech [TVPG] Badger Goes Boom! 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM The Howe brothers build an ultra-tough all-terrain vehicle called a Subterranean Rover 1.

Dirty Jobs [TVPG] "Animal Control Specialist" 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.5/10 (14 votes) Mike works as an Animal Control Specialist, removing skunks and other wildlife. Message Board

The Thirteenth Year [TVG] 8:00 PM - 9:45 PM User Rating: 5.7/10 (741 votes) A boy seems to be turning into a fish. Message Board

Phineas and Ferb [TVG] "Lights, Candace, Action!"  (#1.5) 9:45 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.6/10 (7 votes) Candace gets a part in a film, then Phineas and Ferb get involved. Message Board

Phineas and Ferb [TVG] "Ready for the Bettys; The Flying Fishmonger"  (#1.32) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Message Board

Hannah Montana [TVG] "Once, Twice, Three Times Afraidy"  (#3.15) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 2.7/10 (12 votes) Message Board

Wizards of Waverly Place [TVG] "Franken-Girl"  (#3.1) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (14 votes) Message Board

The Suite Life on Deck [TVG] "The Swede Life"  (#2.13) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Zack and Cody learn about their ancestors; Marcus and Moseby get stuck in a furniture store. Message Board

Homecoming With Rick Reilly Chris Paul 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM

SportsNation Year in Review 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

SportsCenter 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (654 votes) Sports news, scores, analysis and highlights. Message Board

Keeping Up With the Kardashians [TV14] "Baby Blues" 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 3.8/10 (12 votes) Khlo‚ gets excited when she thinks she's pregnant; Kim's ``little white lies'' gets her in trouble. Photos |  Message Board

Keeping Up With the Kardashians [TV14] "Shape Up or Ship Out" 9:30 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 3.8/10 (12 votes) Kourt issues an ultimatum to Scott when he fails to take her pregnancy seriously. Photos |  Message Board

Chelsea Lately Bloopers 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM Funny bloopers and outtakes featuring host Chelsea Handler and her guests.

Chelsea Lately [TV14] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 9.0/10 (5 votes) Message Board

E! News 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 4.7/10 (50 votes) Message Board

Unwrapped "Sack Lunch" 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (73 votes) Tricks of the sack lunch. Message Board

The Best Thing I Ever Ate "Between Bread"  (#1.8) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM Michael Symon, Guy Fieri and Aaron McCargo Jr. Message Board

Chopped "Flower Power" 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (72 votes) The contestants find a way to incorporate zuccchini blossoms into their first dishes. Message Board

Good Eats "Peanut Gallery"  (#11.9) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM Peanuts. Message Board

Unwrapped "Cozy Cuisine" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (73 votes) A visit to Campbell's Soup, Boston Chowda Company, American Pie Bakery, and Manischewitz. Message Board

Hannity 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Commentary and interviews about the day's news.

On the Record With Greta Van Susteren 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 3.2/10 (72 votes) Journalist and guests discuss current events. Message Board

The O'Reilly Factor 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 3.3/10 (1728 votes) Host Bill O'Reilly interviews newsmakers. Message Board

The Fast and the Furious [TV14] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 5.9/10 (62932 votes) An undercover police officer investigates a gang leader suspected of stealing electronic equipment. Photos |  Message Board

Wrong Turn [TV14] 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.0/10 (23272 votes) Inbred cannibals terrorize six stranded motorists. Photos |  Message Board

Touched by an Angel [TVPG] "Finger of God"  (#7.5) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM When a violent tornado heads straight for a small town, Monica must help an angry storm-chaser. Message Board

Touched by an Angel [TVPG] "The Empty Chair"  (#7.6) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM The angels help a couple save their marriage. Message Board

The Golden Girls [TVPG] "Zborn Again"  (#6.7) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 6.8/10 (24 votes) Sophia objects to Dorothy reconciling with Stan. Message Board

The Golden Girls [TVPG] "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?"  (#6.8) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.3/10 (21 votes) Sophia wants to be a nun; Blanche wrecks Rose's car. Message Board

House Hunters [TVG] "First Time Buyers" 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (130 votes) After three of marriage, Doug and Lisa are ready to buy their first home. Message Board

Bang for Your Buck [TVG] "$65,000 Basements" 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM Comparing three $65,000 renovated basements. Message Board

House Hunters [TVG] "A Healthy Budget for a New Home in Dallas" 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (130 votes) An engaged couple are looking for a larger place for their family. Message Board

House Hunters [TVG] "With Twin Boys, A New York City Couple Look for Homes in New Jersey" 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (130 votes) A couple with twin boys find their New York apartment too small and look for a home in New Jersey. Message Board

Property Virgins [TVG] "Road Weary" 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (58 votes) Mark is ready to move out of his parent's home and end his crazy commute. Message Board

My First Place [TVG] "Newbie Learns Hard Lessons" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.1/10 (9 votes) An inexperienced house hunter learns a hard a lesson. Message Board

After Armageddon [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM An analysis of how human beings have survived disasters of the past.

Life After People [TVPG] "Wrath of God" 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (134 votes) Structures of God and symbols of Satan face their post-apocalyptic fate. Message Board

Life After People [TVPG] "The Bodies Left Behind"  (#1.1) 11:00 PM - 12:01 AM User Rating: 6.1/10 (8 votes) The quest for immortality and what might happen to bodies left behind in a post-human world. Message Board

Lucky 7 [TVPG] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.8/10 (82788 votes) According to her mother, a lawyer's seventh boyfriend will be the man of her dreams. Photos |  Message Board

Will & Grace [TV14] "Cowboys and Iranians"  (#8.17) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (37 votes) Will meets Jack's boyfriend at a cowboy bar. Message Board

Will & Grace [TV14] "Buy Buy Baby"  (#8.18) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.7/10 (78 votes) A corporation takes over OutTV, revamping Jack's show. Message Board

The Rachel Maddow Show 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Politics, pop culture and today's top stories. Message Board

Countdown With Keith Olbermann 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (575 votes) Interviews with top newsmakers; countdown of the day's top news stories. Message Board

The Rachel Maddow Show 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Politics, pop culture and today's top stories. Message Board

Teen Mom [TVPG] "Moving On" 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (31 votes) Amber and Gary's arguing reaches a boiling point; Catelynn struggles to find a home. Message Board

Teen Mom [TVPG] "A Little Help" 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (31 votes) Catelyn chooses adoption during a weekend retreat; Maci and Ryan seek counseling. Message Board

Teen Mom [TVPG] "A Little Help" 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.0/10 (31 votes) Catelyn chooses adoption during a weekend retreat; Maci and Ryan seek counseling. Message Board

Everybody Hates Chris [TVPG] "Everybody Hates the Substitute"  (#2.14) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (18 votes) A substitute teacher holds Chris to a higher standard than his classmates Message Board

Everybody Hates Chris [TVPG] "Everybody Hates Gretzky"  (#3.15) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (20 votes) Chris reluctantly skips school to accompany Drew on a mission to find Wayne Gretzky. Message Board

George Lopez [TVPG] "George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie"  (#6.15) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 6.4/10 (9 votes) The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display. Message Board

George Lopez [TVPG] "God Needles George"  (#3.15) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 5.9/10 (6 votes) George makes a deal with God in an attempt to save Max's dog, Mr. Needles. Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] "I Don't Remember Mama"  (#1.21) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.0/10 (31 votes) Fran and Grace enter a mother/daughter beauty pageant. Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] "Fran Lite"  (#2.1) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.4/10 (26 votes) Maxwell dates a dead ringer for Fran. Message Board

A Simple Wish [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 4.9/10 (1435 votes) A bumbling fairy godfather tries to grant a girl's wish that her cabby father land a Broadway role. Message Board

WGN News at Nine 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

Scrubs "My Jiggly Ball"  (#5.4) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.6/10 (167 votes) J.D. is asked to introduce Dr. Kelso at an awards dinner. Message Board

Scrubs "My New God"  (#5.5) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.4/10 (184 votes) Dr. Cox's religious sister comes to town and challenges his faith. Message Board

The Bad Girls Club [TV14] "Can Buy Me Love"  (#4.4) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Portia's home life takes its toll, and she snaps when Natalie goes too far. Message Board

The Bad Girls Club [TV14] "Don't Sweat the New B..." 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 5.2/10 (472 votes) Lexie arrives at the house; Natalie's relationship with Olamide takes a turn for the worst. Message Board

The Bad Girls Club [TV14] "Don't Sweat the New B..." 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 5.2/10 (472 votes) Lexie arrives at the house; Natalie's relationship with Olamide takes a turn for the worst. Message Board

Star Trek: The Next Generation "The Next Phase"  (#5.24) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (211 votes) A botched transport traps Geordi and Ro between worlds. Message Board

ECW [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Royal Rumble countdown. Message Board

H.G. Wells' War of the Worlds [TV14] 11:00 PM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 3.4/10 (1397 votes) An astronomer searches for his missing family in the aftermath of a devastating alien attack. Photos |  Message Board

MANswers [TVMA] 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM Can doctors use excrement to save a life; safest way to get hit by a car; world's biggest handgun. Message Board

MANswers [TVMA] 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM The biggest strip-club; making a weapon for less than $5; escaping from a straitjacket. Message Board

MANswers [TVMA] 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (203 votes) Message Board

MANswers [TVMA] 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM Message Board

MANswers [TVMA] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM Message Board

MANswers [TVMA] 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.0/10 (203 votes) Message Board

The Informer [NR] 8:00 PM - 9:45 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (1908 votes) A brute betrays his best friend to the British for a reward in 1922 Dublin. Message Board

In Which We Serve [NR] 9:45 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.5/10 (1663 votes) The captain and crew of a bombed British destroyer press on at Dunkirk and the Battle of Crete. Message Board

Niños Ricos Pobres Padres 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 5.2/10 (18 votes) Message Board

Victorinos 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (10 votes) Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM

One Big Happy Family [TVPG] Yard Sale 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM The Coles have yard sale to clean out clutter in their house.

One Big Happy Family [TVPG] I Love You All Over Again 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM Norris regrets never proposing to Tameka, so he wants to give her the proposal she deserves.

The Little Couple [TVPG] "Honey, Are You Wearing That?" 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 5.5/10 (30 votes) Jen is asked to emcee a charity golf tournament with doctors and patients in their worst pants. Message Board

The Little Couple [TVG] "Off to See Dr. Oz" 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 5.5/10 (30 votes) Jen and Bill go to New York City to appear on ``The Dr. Oz Show'' to discuss skeletal dysplasia. Message Board

One Big Happy Family [TVPG] Troubling News 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM A family in which the mother, father, daughter and son each weigh more than 300 pounds.

One Big Happy Family [TVPG] We Must Change 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Tameka becomes determined to make changes by trying to get everyone to eat right and exercise.

101 Chowdown Countdown [TVG] Chowdown Countdown 101-81 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM The best lobster shack in Maine; the official barbecue capital of Texas.

Man v. Food [TVG] "Boston"  (#1.8) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (6 votes) Adam Richman heads to the Eagles deli and takes on its famous burger challenge. Message Board

Man v. Food [TVG] "Austin"  (#1.5) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM Texas-sized donuts, barbecue and breakfast tacos in Austin. Message Board

Pizza Wars: New York vs. Chicago [TVG] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM New York is known for its crispy, thin-crust pizza, and Chicago, for its knife-and-fork deep dish. Message Board

Home Improvement [TVG] "Read My Hips"  (#2.1) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 6.5/10 (20 votes) Tim ignores Jill's amorous hints and goes out with his pals. Message Board

Home Improvement [TVG] "Bell Bottom Blues"  (#2.13) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (18 votes) Tim installs a remote-control closet; Brad thinks he's too big to be hugged. Message Board

Home Improvement [TVG] "Bye, Bye, Birdie"  (#2.18) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (21 votes) Tim vies with an annoying woodpecker; Brad has math problems. Message Board

Home Improvement [TVG] "Birth of a Hot Rod"  (#2.24) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (19 votes) Tim's hot rod distracts him from household chores. Message Board

Roseanne [TVPG] "Life and Stuff"  (#1.1) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (61 votes) Roseanne wants Dan to do more work around the house. Message Board

Roseanne [TVG] "We're in the Money"  (#1.2) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.9/10 (40 votes) Roseanne and Dan try to use a windfall on bills. Message Board

Sortilegio 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Una sencilla pueblerina no sospecha que su prometido le miente.

Aquí y Ahora 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Investigaciones period¡sticas presentadas por Teresa Rodr¡guez, Mar¡a Elena Salinas y Jorge Ramos Message Board

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Frank the Entertainer in a Basement Affair [TVPG] 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Frank welcomes 15 women to his parents' house in the hope of finding love.

Tough Love [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 6.8/10 (124 votes) The women are tested on their financial abilities. Message Board

I Want to Work for Diddy [TVPG] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 2.4/10 (31 votes) In order to determine the winner, the final two must report to Diddy himself. Message Board