| 11:30 PM | Family Guy - One if by Clam, Two if by Sea: A British man buys Peter's favorite bar after a hurricane. |
| 12:00 AM | Chappelle's Show: Shopping network spoof; ``Roots'' outtakes; ``It's a Wonderful Chest''; musical guest Talib Kweli. |
| 12:30 AM | Chappelle's Show: Racism among Hollywood's animal stars; Tyrone Bigguns returns. |
| 1:00 AM | Star Trek - Day of the Dove: Trapped by an alien which feeds on violence. |
| 2:00 AM | Stargate Atlantis - Be All My Sins Remember'd: The Atlantis team works toward eliminating the Replicators. |
| 3:00 AM | Local Programming |
| 3:30 AM | According to Jim - Deal With the Devlins: Jim and Cheryl's new friends turn out to be obnoxious. |
| 4:00 AM | George Lopez - The Cuban Missus Crisis: When Angie learns her parents are getting divorced, George becomes nervous about his marriage. |
| 4:30 AM | Youthology |
| 5:00 AM | Back 2 Life: No more back pain. |
| 5:30 AM | Local Programming |
| 7:00 AM | Swivel Sweeper: Clean dirt and messes faster and easier. |
| 7:30 AM | Joel Osteen: Pastor Joel Osteen preaches from Houston. |
| 8:00 AM | Montel Williams' Healthmaster: Montel Williams' secret solutions for living a healthy lifestyle. |
| 8:30 AM | Creflo Dollar: Straight talk through powerful teachings on issues facing believers today. |
| 9:00 AM | Local Programming |
| 10:00 AM | Your Baby Can Read |
| 10:30 AM | Local Programming |
| 11:00 AM | Degrassi: The Next Generation - Secret: Craig becomes prejudiced about the discovery of his illness; Emma connects with Jay. |
| 11:30 AM | Degrassi: The Next Generation - Secret: Emma is plagued by her actions; Jimmy breaks out of the hospital. |
| 12:00 PM | Degrassi: The Next Generation - Queen of Hearts: Paige wonders how serious Matt is about her; Ellie gambles on the future. |
| 12:30 PM | Degrassi: The Next Generation - Modern Love: Emma's girls night is interrupted; Paige and Matt try to keep their relationship a secret. |
| 1:00 PM | Valley Girl: A California girl with a regional dialect falls totally for a punk rocker. |
| 3:00 PM | 10 Things I Hate About You: A pretty, popular student can't date until her rebellious older sister gets a suitor of her own. |
| 5:00 PM | Everybody Hates Chris - Everybody Hates Snow Day: Chris mistakenly goes to school on a snow day. |
| 5:30 PM | The Game - Je-Rome Wasn't Built in a Day: Melanie goes on a first date with a new guy, which upsets Derwin; Kelly and Tasha compete. |
| 6:00 PM | The Drew Carey Show - Nicki's Wedding: At Nicki's wedding, Drew humiliates himself trying to impress her. |
| 6:30 PM | The Drew Carey Show - Drew's New Car: Oswald uses his breast implant money to surprise Drew with a new car. |
| 7:00 PM | Valentine - She's Gone: Ray and Ari continue their search for the Adamantine Blade. |
| 8:00 PM | Hoosiers: 1950s basketball coach leads lowly Indiana high-schoolers. |
| 10:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake: For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend. |
| 11:30 PM | Two and a Half Men - Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful: Charlie uses his ability to write jingles to produce Jake's school musical. |
| 12:00 AM | Local Programming |