| 10:00 PM | Men in Black: A veteran agent and a rookie protect mankind from dangerous extraterrestrials roaming the Earth. |
| 12:10 AM | Sex and the City - Cover Girl: Weight Watchers; relationship issues; book cover. |
| 12:40 AM | Sex and the City - Plus One Is the Loneliest Number: Carrie's book-launching party becomes a major New York event. |
| 1:10 AM | Honey, I Blew Up the Kid: The wacky inventor who shrunk the kids makes his 2-year-old boy the size of a Las Vegas casino. |
| 3:10 AM | Instant Classic Bloopers: Comic out-takes from TV shows and commercials. |
| 3:30 AM | The Steve Harvey Show - Big Brothers: Cedric convinces Steve to become a Big Brother. |
| 4:00 AM | The Steve Harvey Show - Hi-Top Reunion: Steve re-forms his old vocal group for an awards-show performance. |
| 4:30 AM | The Steve Harvey Show - That's My Momma: Steve's mother visits and pressures him to marry. |
| 5:00 AM | Married ... With Children - Peggy and the Pirates: Peggy imagines herself a lady in distress and Al her pirate savior. |
| 5:30 AM | Married ... With Children - Go for the Old: Al becomes obsessed with his age. |
| 6:00 AM | Married ... With Children - Un-Alful Entry: Al stands up to a burglar and becomes a local hero. |
| 6:30 AM | Married ... With Children - Movie Show: For Kelly's birthday, Al takes the family to the movies. |
| 7:00 AM | Saved by the Bell: The College Years - Slater's War: Slater must choose between a ski trip or a protest. |
| 7:30 AM | Saved by the Bell: The College Years - The Homecoming: A football hero alumnus makes advances toward Kelly. |
| 8:00 AM | Saved by the Bell: The College Years - The Poker Game: The girls give spurned Mr. Rogers romantic advice. |
| 8:30 AM | Saved by the Bell: The College Years - Professor Zack: Zack poses as a professor to get a date with the chancellor's daughter. |
| 9:00 AM | The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - I Know Why the Caged Bird Screams: A rival college steals mascot Carlton. |
| 9:30 AM | The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - When You Hit Upon a Star: Will becomes a jet-setter while dating a pop star. |
| 10:00 AM | Men in Black: A veteran agent and a rookie protect mankind from dangerous extraterrestrials roaming the Earth. |
| 12:00 PM | Home Improvement - Adios: Randy is accepted into a yearlong study program in Costa Rica. |
| 12:30 PM | Home Improvement - All in the Family: Amorous relatives interrupt Jill and Tim's plan for intimacy. |
| 1:00 PM | Home Improvement - Taylor Got Game: Brad wants to go to Europe to play pro soccer instead of attending college. |
| 1:30 PM | Home Improvement - Al's Fair Lady: Al's rich girlfriend gives him a car; ``Tool Time'' van makes house calls. |
| 2:00 PM | Just Shoot Me - Prescription for Love: Maya inadvertently causes Elliott to break up with his girlfriend. |
| 2:30 PM | Just Shoot Me - When Nina Met Elliott's Mother: Elliott's mother (Rhoda Gemignani) joins Nina for a wild night on the town. |
| 3:00 PM | Yes, Dear - Arm-prins: Greg discovers that Sam is addicted to ``Blue's Clues.'' |
| 3:30 PM | Yes, Dear - Jimmy Gets a Job: Greg gets roped into helping Jimmy get a job. |
| 4:00 PM | The King of Queens - Departure Time: Doug's parents ask him to sign their living will. |
| 4:30 PM | The King of Queens - S'ain't Valentine's: Arthur meets an intoxicating woman (Anne Meara) at a St. Valentine's Day dance. |
| 5:00 PM | Everybody Loves Raymond - Frank Goes Downstairs: Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance. |
| 5:30 PM | Everybody Loves Raymond - It's Supposed to Be Fun: Ray has trouble accepting that his son is a terrible athlete. |
| 6:00 PM | Everybody Loves Raymond - Older Women: Debra's father brings an older woman to Thanksgiving dinner. |
| 6:30 PM | Friends - The One Where They're Going to Party!: Rachel and Monica deal with job decisions; the guys play hooky in order to party. |
| 7:00 PM | Seinfeld - The Phone Message: George regrets a nasty message he put on a date's answering machine. |
| 7:30 PM | Seinfeld - The Face Painter: Elaine's boyfriend's behavior at a hockey game appalls her and Jerry. |
| 8:00 PM | Family Guy - Mind Over Murder: Peter is under house arrest after punching a pregnant woman he thought was a man. |
| 8:30 PM | Family Guy - Prick Up Your Ears: Lois volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at high school. |
| 9:00 PM | Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby: Jealousy inflames a NASCAR driver when a French rival arrives on the scene. |
| 11:15 PM | Sex and the City - Critical Condition: Negative critique; Charlotte fights for apartment; baby-sitting. |
| 11:45 PM | Sex and the City - The Big Journey: Carrie's weekend with Big; Charlotte experiments with sex. |