- Matt Teague: No, you're not giving me a pass. I'm giving you a pass because you're married to Charlotte who I like. If y'all split up, let me know and I'll drive over to your house and punch you in your face.
- [Last lines]
- Matt Teague: [on phone] Hey, are you there? Sorry about that. I was just saying goodbye to a friend.
- Dane Faucheux: I could come, help out. Help you get to the other side of this.
- Matt Teague: Okay, great. We'd love to have you.
- [Both nod]
- Dane Faucheux: Alright. Done.
- Matt Teague: I think you're mad because mom is sick.
- Molly Teague: *No! I'm mad because I'm gonna be stuck with you.*
- Elizabeth: Sometimes, I don't know why we do this job.
- Matt Teague: Uh, fame and fortune. Or... tea and biscuits.