Eric Bauza: Bruno, Nelson, Hipster #2, Actor in Scary Movie, Burglar, Cat, Commissioner Gordo, Cucuy, Driver, Egret 1, Egrets, Evil El Pollito, Fluffy, Hi N' Buy Employee, Hipster #1, Hipster 1, Kid, Man in the Crowd, Mike Liu, Mr. Suarez, Pan Dulce Vendor, Ricky, Security Guard, Soothing Podcast Host, TV Announcer