- [last lines of the series]
- Gretchen Cutler: Hey. You know that there's always a possibility that someday I might leave my phone and keys at home and step in front of a train. You know that, right?
- Jimmy Shive-Overly: Yeah. But I'll move on really quickly. Like, record setting.
- Gretchen Cutler: [cheerfully] Okay!
- [Gretchen has come to confront Edgar about advising Jimmy not to marry her]
- Gretchen Cutler: Most girlfriends would have tolerated you for a month... maybe. But letting you stay with him was, at times of particular assholishness, the one humanizing thing about Jimmy.
- Edgar Quintero: Listen, I - I never meant to...
- Gretchen Cutler: I wouldn't say a word, I really wouldn't. And while I liked you, Edgar, the one thing I could never do was respect you. Because the first few times it's like "Hey, be nicer to the guy." But the next two thousand times, that's on you.
- Edgar Quintero: I know. That's why I'm here.
- Gretchen Cutler: He is never going to respect you. Never. Never.
- Edgar Quintero: I'm just trying to stop him from making a mistake.
- Gretchen Cutler: I don't even pity you anymore. I just hate you now. Leave. Leave now.