- Lisa: [after failing to get a camera down] Ah. Yes, I forgot they're protected with military-grade self-defense systems.
- Lincoln (segment "House of Lies"): Oh no, are we stuck with them forever?
- Lisa: Hmm... there may be another way.
- Dad: [after talking to Lisa about the glasses]
- [sighs]
- Dad: Okay, it's clear what we have to do.
- Lincoln (segment "House of Lies"): Tell the truth?
- Dad: No! Destroy those ding-dang glasses!
- Dad: [last lines of House of Lies] Phew. All that lying worked up an appetite.
- [gasps]
- Dad: Who's up for some of Dad's famous squid-ink surprise?
- Lisa: Ummm... Father, that sounds delightful.
- Dad: [squeals happily] Coming right up!
- [Lynn Sr. runs off screen]
- Lincoln (segment "House of Lies"): Now you're getting the hang of it.
- Mom: [whispering] I'll get the take-out menus.
- Clyde: [last lines of Game Boys] All right, see you later!
- Lincoln (segment "Game Boys"): Take it easy, Clyde.
- Clyde: Dad, I'm on my way home. I'm gonna need a lint-free cloth and some white vinegar. Meet me at the front door.