Quotes
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Alex Wilder : Our old lives, they don't exist anymore.
Chase Stein : You sure about that? Kinda feels like our parents are on our side now.
Alex Wilder : Your dad's back from the dead, and it's screwing with you. I get it. But Chase, our parents are still murderers.
Chase Stein : Then what? We just stay in this weird underground mansion forever? The six of us and an oversized iguana?
Alex Wilder : I would not advise putting it that way to Gert... or the iguana
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Chase Stein : How do you go from handing over free-range eggs and applewood smoked bacon to three-day-old pita and a couple of rotten apples?
Alex Wilder : Well, at least she gave us a chicken.
Chase Stein : Protein's good.
Alex Wilder : Oh, no, that's going straight to Old Lace. Yeah, she's been giving me some funny looks lately, and I'd like to discourage any unfriendly ideas.