Ah! My Goddess: Bad Goddess The Anime Video Comic (TV Series)

Doctor What (2017)

Urdr Nornir: Urd

Quotes 

• Urd : What the hell? How did this get here? Who is this guy?

  Skuld : Apparently K-Mart has their own version of Doctor Who. It's like they tried to get David Tennant, but they bought him from the 99 Cent Store.

  Doctor What : Say! Would you feel more comfortable being my travelling companion if your older sister came along?

  Urd : We get to go on a time travel adventure?

  Doctor What : Absolutely, come hop in my TARDIS. You know it's always bigger on the inside!

  Skuld : OH! ME FIRST! ME FIRST!

  Urd : Hey! You said this was bigger on the inside!

  Doctor What : Well, I had to get you in here somehow! And off we go!

• Titles : The 1950s

  Urd : You have the power to travel through time and space and interdimensions, and you take us to a shopping mall?

  Doctor What : Not just ANY shopping mall. This is a real life 1950s shopping mall.

  Urd : I have really bad memories of living through the 1950s because of the racism and segregation laws.

  Skuld : Hey, check that out, Urd! They have granny panties in your size!

  Doctor What : Okay, I can see I jumped to conclusions and touched a nerve here. What about a spectacular adventure to the Medieval Ages!

  Skuld : We both lived through the Medieval Ages! Those fucking fake ass christians used to tortue and burn witches like us at the stake! And the black plague! And we had people shitting out of their windows! Not to mention we were all vegetarians, and not by choice!

  Urd : Oh, those were the glory days, when women lived to the ripe old age of died in childbirth.

  Doctor What : Coincidentally, exactly how old are you?

  Urd : That's a good question. Allow me to refer you back to an early episode of Oh My Goddess. During one of the episodes, I was suspended and I was told that I had to go back to heaven for two months, which in earth years is 50 years. By that math, one full year in heaven is equal to three hundred years on earth. Now, going off of our physical ages, if one were to assume that Skuld was 14, Belldandy was 20, and I was 30, then at a minimum, our physical ages in earth years would be around 3,000 and 6,000 and 9,000 years old. Which, based on which reality you choose to live in, totally depends on your perspective.

  Doctor What : Yeah... he he. I'm only 35.

  Skuld : That's funny, the Doctor always claimed to be 900 years old.

  Doctor What : I'm not Doctor Who! I'M DOCTOR WHAT!

  Skuld : Well, you sure capitalize off his name.

• Doctor What : You don't believe I can do it, do you?

  Urd : Do what?

  Doctor What : All I want to do, is take this poor, sad, lonely, sweet little girl on a Super Happy Fun Time Magical Sci Fi Adventure that will brighten up her gloomy day.

  Urd : Sooooooo... that means I can finally get some peace and quiet in the house?

  Doctor What : If that's the way you look at it!

  Urd : She's all yours.

  Skuld : WHAT? DUDE! YOU SOLD ME OUT!

  Urd : But Skuld! All he wants to do is take you on a Super Happy Fun Time Magical Sci Fi Adventure!

  Skuld : But we have adventures all the time!

  Urd : And most of them are in your living room watching Doctor Who on BBC. Don't Dream It, Skuld, Be It.