- Officer: [on the phone with his annoyed wife] ... He'll get over it. My dad missed a lot of stuff, too, and I turned out okay... You're funny.
- Boy: Can I go to the police station?
- Officer: You said your address was 41 Pruebas Drive, right, Parker?
- [the officer types the address into his cruiser computer]
- Boy: Uh-huh.
- Officer: We can't go to the station right now, but tell you what, maybe another time. - You know, when you want to, not 'cause you got arrested for getting silly and running around naked.
- [the boy laughs]
- Officer: Think that's funny, huh?
- Boy: Yeah.
- Officer: Yeah? Well, don't do it. That last guy was not amused.