A somewhat intriguing setup went nowhere. Slowly. Without an actor in the cast! Thankfully, there was little dialogue; what there was of it was delivered flatly. Lots of walking through woods in daylight. Then night fell, and there was more walking in the woods. The ending finally explained one aspect of the setup, but left most of it just hanging there like an overdue bill. I should have known when, early in the film, a radio host actually utters the admonition "Don't fear the reaper," and the soundtrack plays a tune that kinda sorta sounds like an inverted rendition of the intro to the famous tune that lacked any balls or cowbell. Turned out to be a fairly accurate summation of the film.
3 Reviews
Beware
melisxox1 March 2024
This might be the worst movie I've ever seen. For starters, the actors were dreadful. I couldn't tell if they were professional actors or random friends/family of the production. As for the movie, it seemed like 70% of the movie was spent with characters slowly walking in the woods. The other 30% of the movie was in a cabin in the woods where nothing happens. I was bored to tears and only continued watching because a family member choose this for movie night.
I never write reviews so I do feel bad writing this. But I just wanted share my opinion in case anyone was conflicted on watching this or not.
I never write reviews so I do feel bad writing this. But I just wanted share my opinion in case anyone was conflicted on watching this or not.
Not brilliant but interesting
carly-5808923 July 2022
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