Himself - Host: And finally, new rule: Republicans have to stop pretending they hate it when celebrities give their political opinions. Please, you're the party that made Reagan president.
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Himself - Host: It's... it's not our fault that your celebrities are Ted Nugent, Pat Sajak, and Donald Trump. James Woods? His last credit was on a MasterCard bill.
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Himself - Host: Scott Baio? The only thing he's been in recently that made headlines was his co-star.
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Himself - Host: Antonio Sabato, Jr. was an underwear model who all the other underwear models referred to as "the dumb one."
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Himself - Host: And after he spoke at the last Republican convention, he claimed he was blacklisted in Hollywood. Blacklisted? Blacklist would be an upgrade.
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Himself - Host: He... he wasn't on any list. He'd be lucky to get on a "do not call" list.
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Himself - Host: You'd have to run him *into* show business.
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Himself - Host: And he's running for Congress now, as is "Clueless" actress Stacey Dash, who was also in the movie "Clueless."