Republic of Bill Murray (2017)

Matko Podobnik: Pavo Pilate

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Quotes 

• Passer-by : [Walks on a meadow, suddenly soldiers and Ivic descend from a hill]  What's wrong, guys? Problems?

  Ivic : Did you hear? Did you hear? He was the first to say the world "problem"! Let the whole world see that once this starts, that it is all his fault!

  Passer-by : Said what first? What?

  Ivic : You said it! He used the term "problem", he started it all!

  [Shoves himself into the passer-by] 

  Ivic : Did you see? Let it be known who started all this! So that everyone can see!

  Pavo Pilat : We won't tolerate these kind of incidents anymore! These Slavonians are constantly fabricating tensions. We must protect ourselves!

  Passer-by : But I don't want any incidents... I was just talking a walk.

  Ivic : [Throws himself into the passer-by again, falls ostensibly]  Did you see that! He pushed me again! I fell!

  Passer-by : But there are no problems.

  Ivic : We won't tolerate these incidents! Get him!

  [Soldier starts shooting at the passer-by] 

• Jerzy : Good day, Mr. Pilate. I'm Jerzy, a member of the Polish Parliament. What exactly do you want in our country?

  Pavo Pilat : [a soldier wants to attack Jerzy, but Pilate restrains him]  Stop pretending. We know that Skeletorians are somewhere around here, and we will find them, either the nice way or through force! Even if we have to make them up!

  Jerzy : Wait, gentlemen, this country is firmly established on anti-Skeletorism. Therefore, you do not need to worry. In fact, we will help you. Let us look for Skeletor together, if he is here.

  Pavo Pilat : No, no, no... We can deceive ourselves, but you cannot!

  Jerzy : Wait a minute, why not? Our police will help you search for Skeletorians, if they are here, and then you can leave in peace.

  Pavo Pilat : No, no, no... We won't change the rules! Once we get into a country, we don't get out!

  Jerzy : Did you get here to find Skeletor or just to conquer?

• Pavo Pilat : [On trial]  I don't accept this Tribunal set up by the CIA! There was no naughtiness! These so called naughtiness that you speak off, these were just people who tripped on the stairs! I, Pavo Pilate, proclaim that I am innocent! You want my crucifiction here, but you won't get it!

  Narrator : Pilate was sentenced to 15 years in prison.