- Granny: They say this cruise to Bermuda will help me get my groove back!
- Cruise Captain: All eligible singles, report to the other deck for the Denture Tossing Contest!
- Granny: Oh, ho ho ho ho!
- Daffy Duck: What Mysterious Phenomena of the Unexplained is tampering with our cruise ship? They're being sucked into the monster whirlpool known as
- [he removes the drain of his tub]
- Daffy Duck: the Bermuda Triangle!
- Sylvester Cat: If this ship got anymore deserted, it had been an island.
- [He inspects on the controls]
- Sylvester Cat: Admiral Sylvester reporting for duty!
- Sylvester Cat: [In the future, Sylvester uses his ship to battle Tweety-Borg] I've got you now! Take this!
- Tweety Bird: Resistance is futile. Prepare to be assimilated, puddy tat!
- Sylvester Cat: You don't scare me, Tweety-Borg. Take your best shot.
- [the cat was changed into a puzzle cube]
- Sylvester Cat: Who are you?
- Granny: I am the Ghost of Christmas Present.
- Sylvester Cat: But, it's only April.
- Granny: [She whacks him with a wreath] Never argue with a ghost! Come with me, I have something to show you.
- [She brings the cat to a room where Tweety is staying]
- Tweety Bird: God bless us, everyone!
- Sylvester Cat: Are you sure he can't see us?
- Granny: Positive.
- [Sylvester eats up Tweety before the Ghost makes him spit the bird out]
- Sylvester Cat: Give me a club soda with lots of ice.
- [Daffy Duck suddenly appears as the bartender]
- Cruise Captain: Iceberg, dead ahead!
- [the cruise collides with an iceberg, causing the ice to land on Sylvester]
- Granny: Look, Tweety! I won, I won!
- [She slips on ice, making all the fake teeth land on Sylvester]
- Sylvester Cat: Ow, ow!
- Tweety Bird: Don't forget to brush, puddy tat!