The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)

Polybius (2017)

James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd

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• The Angry Video Game Nerd : [voice over]  They say there was once a game. A game unlike any other, that infiltrated arcades in '81 when gaming fever was hot. It captivated the youth, who lined up in a magnetic trance to play it at a price more than any coins were worth. They would succumb to an addiction more powerful than any drug and be struck down by an illness more dreadful than any virus. Memory loss. Nightmares. Seizures. Possibly suicide, were all attributed to its ambiguous wake of terror. And then, it vanished like a specter in the night. Its name was Polybius.

  [cut to the Nerd sitting in his game room] 

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Well, damn. I gotta play it then!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : On the internet, anybody can say anything without any basis in fact. The internet is made up of 90% prime-cut, free-range grade-B bullshit. In fact, when a bull takes a shit, it decomposes into digital matter, which evaporates into cyber airwaves and becomes internet. Now you know.